NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – TITILLATING PHASE TWENTY-FOUR!

[Rebels57]

Nah dude, nah.

You are the second person that tried to pick these after they were already taken in a previous round.

Who the hell picked Macadamia Nut in a previous non-nut round?

 

[Young Sandwich]

Who the hell picked Macadamia Nut in a previous non-nut round?

@CanadianFlyer88 took it as a guilty pleasure. He's weird like that.

 

[Lord Defect]

@Rebels57 stop worrying about me keeping the sovereignty of my abode and make your pick. Again.

 

[mja]

Real animals do everything in public.

When you think about how little you see “birds” do, you’ll realize they’re not real animals.

TMI, dude. Also, Ahem...

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Here we have conclusive proof of what we've all known to be true for years: @Striiker is wrong--wrong about birds, wrong about hot dogs, wrong about the merits of the 70's, wrong about everything.

 

[Rebels57]

Since some nut picked the macadamia nut in a previous non-nut round...smh..this place..

FOG TEAM NUT = BUTTERNUT AKA WHITE WALNUT

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Don't blame me for being proactive and picking things before their official category comes up. It's how the Sockeyes also owned the best children's toy before this phase, as well.

 

[Rebels57]

Don't blame me for being proactive and picking things before their official category comes up. It's how the Sockeyes also owned the best children's toy before this phase, as well.

Who the hell feels guilty about snacking on macadamia nuts though? lol

 

[Striiker]

TMI, dude. Also, Ahem...



Here we have conclusive proof of what we've all known to be true for years: @Striiker is wrong--wrong about birds, wrong about hot dogs, wrong about the merits of the 70's, wrong about everything.

Conclusive proof that old people don’t understand photoshop.

smh my head

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Who the hell feels guilty about snacking on macadamia nuts though? lol

Depends on how many you eat in a week.

 

[Magua]

Don't blame me for being proactive and picking things before their official category comes up. It's how the Sockeyes also owned the best children's toy before this phase, as well.

I can’t wait to select catfish for a future category!

 

[Lord Defect]

Team bumper sticker

Have at it @Beef Invictus

 

[Beef Invictus]

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Have at it @Beef Invictus

Ok wait hold on

 

[Asnito]

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Have at it @Beef Invictus

You're beyond fanboi quickly approaching stalker territory. I guess the upside is next year when you break into his office we'll have you switch out flahr's list with magua's

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I can’t wait to select catfish for a future category!

I'm cornering the market on ugly fish over here. You'll be sorry when that category comes up and sockeye salmon AND catfish are off the board.

 

[ajgoal]

I'm cornering the market on ugly fish over here. You'll be sorry when that category comes up and sockeye salmon AND catfish are off the board.

You take that back. This is a majestic animal.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

You take that back. This is a majestic animal.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Thank you Defect! Fuzzy Defect! Soothed Defect! Iridescent Defect!

I tree. I tree as my tree, this tree

It is some kind of tree. It is growing, I think, on the Palatine Hill in Rome. Possibly in the remains of Augustus' house. Anyway, yeah, that specific tree.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Arboreal @Magua! Bushy Magua! Bephlegmed Magua!

 

[Striiker]

 

[Magua]

This is cause for rejoicing, Biff! Zippy Biff! Slippery Biff! Obeisant Biff!

The Honolulu Ghibli won't let you leave the table until you finish your Team Vegetable.......Zucchini

Zucchini, versatile zucchini. Mild but sweet. Soft and pulpy. You can sauté it, you can grill it. You can make it into zucchini bread, zucchini pasta, zucchini fritters.

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JosephCetacean asked to be skipped for now, so the continuance of our draft is in your hands, @BigToe ! Miraculous Toe! Decaffeinated Toe! Jejune Toe!

 

[DancingPanther]

This is cause for rejoicing, Biff! Zippy Biff! Slippery Biff! Obeisant Biff!

The Honolulu Ghibli won't let you leave the table until you finish your Team Vegetable.......Zucchini

Zucchini, versatile zucchini. Mild but sweet. Soft and pulpy. You can sauté it, you can grill it. You can make it into zucchini bread, zucchini pasta, zucchini fritters.

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JosephCetacean asked to be skipped for now, so the continuance of our draft is in your hands, @BigToe ! Miraculous Toe! Decaffeinated Toe! Jejune Toe!

Just had some zucchini a few nights ago

 

[Striiker]

You guys ever think about how Canada is above us on the map but if I look straight up I can’t see it?

What’s up with that? What are they hiding?

 

[ajgoal]

You guys ever think about how Canada is above us on the map but if I look straight up I can’t see it?

What’s up with that? What are they hiding?

See the map, they're hovering right over us,
Tell you the truth, it makes me kind of nervous...

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Who had "Striiker is a Flat Earther" on their Hockeys Futures Forums bingo card?

I just realized that the Quackverse Megadraft is an appropriately science fictional series of threads for a futures forum, even if the paucity of fresh hockey shit doesn't necessarily suit a hockeys forum. Interesting.

Anyf***, we start the day with the enormous @BigToe on the clock, @ajgoal on deck, @CanadianFlyer88 on the lido deck, and Bigglesworth on the lido afterbong.

I have to go fill in the boxes. That's not what she said, but it's what she would like to hear if he said it, know'msayin'?

 

[BiggE]

You guys ever think about how Canada is above us on the map but if I look straight up I can’t see it?

What’s up with that? What are they hiding?

Much like birds, Canada isn’t real.