NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – TITILLATING PHASE TWENTY-FOUR!

[Striiker]

Team Tree - Japanese Cherry

Again, sorry for the delay. Kinda unavoidable but I should've said to skip me earlier.

 

[Chuck Downie]

It’s 4 am here, will pick in a few hours

 

[Asnito]

It’s 4 am here, will pick in a few hours

You hanging out with mja in France?

 

[Chuck Downie]

You hanging out with mja in France?

No, in Helsinki now

 

[mja]

You hanging out with mja in France?

I'm not sure I could handle that. Although, I saw a guy yesterday with deranged clown make-up tattooed on his face staring at me from behind a tree, or actually I think that was just a nightmare.

Incidentally, there has been a precipitous drop in the number of bad tattoos this year...because there's simply not that many people here. My working theory: the last couple of years have been jam-packed with lots of working class folks who took advantage of increased savings due to everything being closed due to Covid to have a nice vacation along the Mediterranean. These people tend to be more likely to sport questionable body art choices, if only because they are less able to afford the services of a competent artist. This year, however, they are staying away because of inflation. It's literally cheaper to go to Greece, Spain, or to just stay home.

I'm torn. On one hand, I fully support everyone having a nice vacation and the lack of clientele can't be good for local businesses, but on the other MY POOR EYES.

 

[Chuck Downie]

Team Bumper Sticker

@Captain Dave Poulin

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

One of the chickens disappeared a couple of days ago, but the one who got attacked by a hawk is still chugging along. And shitting.

I'll pick at the bottom of this post or after it or something. After that, we'll start the day with @Asnito on the clock, @mja on deck, @Rebels57 on the lido deck, and Milord's drooling ass on the lido afterdeck.

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Mark Lewandowski, our primary central midfielder, was one of the coolest guys in my class in grade school. I don't mean "cool" like he strutted around with a bunch of swag - I mean "cool" like he was a great guy. I've only seen him a few times since grade school, but he was still a great guy. I wasn't jealous of him (or anyone else) because I was and am also a great guy, obviously.

However, the one thing I was jealous of was his Mongoose dirt bike. F*** my life, I loved that thing and wanted one more than you can imagine, although you can probably imagine how much I would want the coolest bike around which was named after the coolest animal around. In lieu of ever riding a bike again, dirt or otherwise, I am going to choose this, the coolest bumper sticker around. I'm taking this whole sheet.

Team Bumper Sticker - Mongoose

@Asnito

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

 

[BernieParent]

Pick tipping alert, but it only works with a specific brand of vehicle.

Spoiler

 

[Asnito]

I'm not sure I could handle that. Although, I saw a guy yesterday with deranged clown make-up tattooed on his face staring at me from behind a tree, or actually I think that was just a nightmare.

Incidentally, there has been a precipitous drop in the number of bad tattoos this year...because there's simply not that many people here. My working theory: the last couple of years have been jam-packed with lots of working class folks who took advantage of increased savings due to everything being closed due to Covid to have a nice vacation along the Mediterranean. These people tend to be more likely to sport questionable body art choices, if only because they are less able to afford the services of a competent artist. This year, however, they are staying away because of inflation. It's literally cheaper to go to Greece, Spain, or to just stay home.

I'm torn. On one hand, I fully support everyone having a nice vacation and the lack of clientele can't be good for local businesses, but on the other MY POOR EYES.

If so inclined post some pics from France so us lemmings can live vicariously.

Pics from Finland are also appreciated

 

[ajgoal]

If so inclined post some pics from France so us lemmings can live vicariously.

Pics from Finland are also appreciated

 

[Asnito]

Team refrigerator magnet

Spoiler: Semi political

@mja how's the wine and cheese

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That looks delicious

 

[mja]

Tout va bien, @Asnito.

There are some delinquents out there who insist that birds aren't real. The NJFZ Team Bumper Sticker will (dis)abuse them of this notion when we cut them off on the road to victory. Anyway, they really shouldn't be on the road on their tricycle.

@Rebels57

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Anyone else feel like they have porn open now that Twitter has that big dumb "X" as their logo?

We start the day with @Rebels57 on the clock, @Lord Defect on the duhhhhhhhh deck, @Beef Invictus on the lido deck, and MacGruber on the lido afterdeck.

Now, time to go open some actual porn.

 

[ajgoal]

It's not a weekend. He might be sober.

 

[BiggE]

It's not a weekend. He might be sober.

Narrator: or so you’d think…

 

[Striiker]

Tout va bien, @Asnito.

There are some delinquents out there who insist that birds aren't real. The NJFZ Team Bumper Sticker will (dis)abuse them of this notion when we cut them off on the road to victory. Anyway, they really shouldn't be on the road on their tricycle.

@Rebels57

Ok so if birds are real then how come we’ve never seen one brushing their teeth?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Anyone else feel like they have porn open now that Twitter has that big dumb "X" as their logo?

We start the day with @Rebels57 on the clock, @Lord Defect on the duhhhhhhhh deck, @Beef Invictus on the lido deck, and MacGruber on the lido afterdeck.

Now, time to go open some actual porn.

Oh boy

 

[mja]

Ok so if birds are real then how come we’ve never seen one brushing their teeth?

Wait, are you just walking around brushing your teeth in public? Dude.

 

[BernieParent]

Ok so if birds are real then how come we’ve never seen one brushing their teeth?

Beak-caws

(I do believe that is my absolute worst #dadjokes yet)

 

[Young Sandwich]

 

[DancingPanther]

Anyone else feel like they have porn open now that Twitter has that big dumb "X" as their logo?

We start the day with @Rebels57 on the clock, @Lord Defect on the duhhhhhhhh deck, @Beef Invictus on the lido deck, and MacGruber on the lido afterdeck.

Now, time to go open some actual porn.

Relevant for a new reason every week

 

[Striiker]

Wait, are you just walking around brushing your teeth in public? Dude.

Real animals do everything in public.

When you think about how little you see “birds” do, you’ll realize they’re not real animals.

 

[Rebels57]

FOG Team Nut

A lot of excellent nuts have been chosen so far, but i'm glad to see the MACADAMIA NUT is still available. It makes a good addition to both chocolate and coffee, and it's my favorite flavored syrup at Starbucks. They also have some legit nutritional benefits.

11 Amazing Health Benefits Of Macadamia Nuts

Macadamia nuts are full of healthy fats, minerals, and vitamins. This article lists the top 11 health benefits of macadamia nuts supported by scientific studies.

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@Lord Defect stop chasing someone else's kid around your yard and make a pick

 

[Young Sandwich]

FOG Team Nut

A lot of excellent nuts have been chosen so far, but i'm glad to see the MACADAMIA NUT is still available. It makes a good addition to both chocolate and coffee, and it's my favorite flavored syrup at Starbucks. They also have some legit nutritional benefits.

11 Amazing Health Benefits Of Macadamia Nuts

Macadamia nuts are full of healthy fats, minerals, and vitamins. This article lists the top 11 health benefits of macadamia nuts supported by scientific studies.

www.stylecraze.com

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@Lord Defect stop chasing someone else's kid around your yard and make a pick

Nah dude, nah.

You are the second person that tried to pick these after they were already taken in a previous round.