BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Oh, and making our next pick will be…um Trips, you sure about this?
Well ok then
Well ok then
NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – TITILLATING PHASE TWENTY-FOUR!
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BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
We just picked the first zucchini from our garden yesterday.
The S***poster's Guide to the GalaxyWho had "Striiker is a Flat Earther" on their Hockeys Futures Forums bingo card?
I just realized that the Quackverse Megadraft is an appropriately science fictional series of threads for a futures forum, even if the paucity of fresh hockey shit doesn't necessarily suit a hockeys forum. Interesting.
Anyf***, we start the day with the enormous @BigToe on the clock, @ajgoal on deck, @CanadianFlyer88 on the lido deck, and Bigglesworth on the lido afterbong.
I have to go fill in the boxes. That's not what she said, but it's what she would like to hear if he said it, know'msayin'?
Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
I should write a book
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
I'll be looking for Nothing is Real and You're an Idiot for Thinking it Is to appear on the New York Times Bestseller List.
Lord Defect
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An illustrated children’s pop up book*
Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
“… which is why it’s a clear and inarguable fact that birds no longer exist. Speaking of things that aren’t real, let’s talk a little about athleticism in the 1970s.”
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
Knowing @Striiker, it would be a Where's Waldo? book without any instances of Waldo.
ajgoal
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Scheftie is intimating that Joe Burrow may be faking this calf injury until his new contract comes in.
We start the day with @CanadianFlyer88 on the clock, @BiggE on deck, @pit on the lido deck, and DancingPanther on the lido afterdeck.
I can't stand these injuries in the summer that f*** up the football season later. Just once I'd like to go into the regular season with everyone at 100% and play it out. Well, almost everyone. You'll notice the Steelers never have any big injuries in the offseason. Cheating? Yeah, probably. Same as it ever was.
We start the day with @CanadianFlyer88 on the clock, @BiggE on deck, @pit on the lido deck, and DancingPanther on the lido afterdeck.
I can't stand these injuries in the summer that f*** up the football season later. Just once I'd like to go into the regular season with everyone at 100% and play it out. Well, almost everyone. You'll notice the Steelers never have any big injuries in the offseason. Cheating? Yeah, probably. Same as it ever was.
CanadianFlyer88
Knublin' PPs
Can't find an actual picture of this magnet, but the first time I saw this it was on a fridge on a buddy's sailboat. The Seattle Sockeyes are amused to select The Half-Fast Captain as our team refrigerator magnet:
Who shot @BiggE Smalls? If we don't get them, they gon' get us all.
Who shot @BiggE Smalls? If we don't get them, they gon' get us all.
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Um, hey Butthead, aren’t we supposed to be like doing something
Um, yup
So uh what?
Just announce the official nuts of the Methgators you morons, oooh yeah!!
He said nuts!
Yeah NUTS, NUTS AND FIRE
What about fire Beavith, are your tiny nuts on fire, or something…
Um, my nuts aren’t tiny Butthead
Shut up Beavith, your nuts are like um, something, um um like something small
Oh for f***s sake, the official nut of the Jacksonville Methgators is one only our inbred redneck fanbase could use, WINGNUTS!
@pit , have you ever winged some nuts?
CanadianFlyer88
Knublin' PPs
Speaking of missed opportunities, @Lord Defect whiffed on his Team Tree with a Bill Murray character.
Just going for a lore pick here...
Deep in the Sherwood Forest is our team tree. It was alleged to have been the home of Robin Hood - a place to plot and figure how to take from the rich and redistribute to the poor. These early radicals align with much of the Chimps' revolutionary lore.
Team Tree: Major Oak
@DancingPanther , make a major pick.
Deep in the Sherwood Forest is our team tree. It was alleged to have been the home of Robin Hood - a place to plot and figure how to take from the rich and redistribute to the poor. These early radicals align with much of the Chimps' revolutionary lore.
Team Tree: Major Oak
@DancingPanther , make a major pick.
DancingPanther
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This tree was the envy of every child in the early 90's. I would have done unspeakable things to have access to this place. Luckily, I can just bring it to the QV with me now. Excellent.
Team Tree - Hangman's Tree (The Lost Boys Hangout) from Hook
BRB
Team Tree - Hangman's Tree (The Lost Boys Hangout) from Hook
BRB
That old bastard Cap was right when he said the 80's was the golden age of slow dance songs, so we'll dip into that well and take what can only be described as one of the most 80's songs of all time.
Team Slow Dance Song - Only You
@DancingPanther don't tell my wife that I didn't pick our wedding song here.
Team Slow Dance Song - Only You
@DancingPanther don't tell my wife that I didn't pick our wedding song here.
DancingPanther
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Team Tree: PANDO
A 40,000 trunk quaking Aspen whose root system spans 108 acres. World's largest organism. World's heaviest organism at 6,000 tons. Estimated to be 14,000 years old. What a beast.
@pit
A 40,000 trunk quaking Aspen whose root system spans 108 acres. World's largest organism. World's heaviest organism at 6,000 tons. Estimated to be 14,000 years old. What a beast.
@pit
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I've never had a bumper sticker in my life. I expect I never will. I just don't like them.
Can I go with blank? If I can't go with blank, let's go with an homage to ghosts/Gost as well as a commentary on whoever invented bumper stickers.
Team Bumper Sticker - (blank) or
@BiggE - YAY!
Can I go with blank? If I can't go with blank, let's go with an homage to ghosts/Gost as well as a commentary on whoever invented bumper stickers.
Team Bumper Sticker - (blank) or
@BiggE - YAY!
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Hey man, you wanna make our next pick homes?
Oh yeah man, far out. Um, hey man, like what are we picking man?
The official bumper sticker of the Jacksonville Methgators chico, shit man, I’ll do it. The official bumper sticker of the Methgators man, is
@CanadianFlyer88 , blaze on mon ami
CanadianFlyer88
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We'll go aquatic with our endangered species selection and bring aboard the green sea turtle. A truly global species, its numbers are dwindling rapidly.
Sea turtles are cool and green turtles apparently can learn English and combat sports if you sprinkle a little ooze on them. Good enough for me.
@ajgoal, do you have any heroes in a half shell in your franchise?
Sea turtles are cool and green turtles apparently can learn English and combat sports if you sprinkle a little ooze on them. Good enough for me.
@ajgoal, do you have any heroes in a half shell in your franchise?
ajgoal
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Lord Defect
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