NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – TITILLATING PHASE TWENTY-FOUR!

[BiggE]

Oh, and making our next pick will be…um Trips, you sure about this?

Well ok then

 

[BernieParent]

Just had some zucchini a few nights ago

We just picked the first zucchini from our garden yesterday.

Who had "Striiker is a Flat Earther" on their Hockeys Futures Forums bingo card?

I just realized that the Quackverse Megadraft is an appropriately science fictional series of threads for a futures forum, even if the paucity of fresh hockey shit doesn't necessarily suit a hockeys forum. Interesting.

Anyf***, we start the day with the enormous @BigToe on the clock, @ajgoal on deck, @CanadianFlyer88 on the lido deck, and Bigglesworth on the lido afterbong.

I have to go fill in the boxes. That's not what she said, but it's what she would like to hear if he said it, know'msayin'?

The S***poster's Guide to the Galaxy

 

[BigToe]

Team Tree - Charlie Brown Christmas Tree

@ajgoal I see you

 

[Striiker]

The S***poster's Guide to the Galaxy

I should write a book

 

[BernieParent]

I should write a book

I'll be looking for Nothing is Real and You're an Idiot for Thinking it Is to appear on the New York Times Bestseller List.

 

[Lord Defect]

I'll be looking for Nothing is Real and You're an Idiot for Thinking it Is to appear on the New York Times Bestseller List.

An illustrated children’s pop up book*

 

[Striiker]

I'll be looking for Nothing is Real and You're an Idiot for Thinking it Is to appear on the New York Times Bestseller List.

“… which is why it’s a clear and inarguable fact that birds no longer exist. Speaking of things that aren’t real, let’s talk a little about athleticism in the 1970s.”

 

[BiggE]

I should write a book

In crayon?

 

[BernieParent]

In crayon?

Knowing @Striiker, it would be a Where's Waldo? book without any instances of Waldo.

 

[ajgoal]

Quick pick before I get on the road

Team Apple: Nova Spy

@CanadianFlyer88

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Scheftie is intimating that Joe Burrow may be faking this calf injury until his new contract comes in.

We start the day with @CanadianFlyer88 on the clock, @BiggE on deck, @pit on the lido deck, and DancingPanther on the lido afterdeck.

I can't stand these injuries in the summer that f*** up the football season later. Just once I'd like to go into the regular season with everyone at 100% and play it out. Well, almost everyone. You'll notice the Steelers never have any big injuries in the offseason. Cheating? Yeah, probably. Same as it ever was.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Can't find an actual picture of this magnet, but the first time I saw this it was on a fridge on a buddy's sailboat. The Seattle Sockeyes are amused to select The Half-Fast Captain as our team refrigerator magnet:

Who shot @BiggE Smalls? If we don't get them, they gon' get us all.

 

[BiggE]

Um, hey Butthead, aren’t we supposed to be like doing something

Um, yup

So uh what?

Just announce the official nuts of the Methgators you morons, oooh yeah!!

He said nuts!
Yeah NUTS, NUTS AND FIRE

What about fire Beavith, are your tiny nuts on fire, or something…

Um, my nuts aren’t tiny Butthead

Shut up Beavith, your nuts are like um, something, um um like something small

Oh for f***s sake, the official nut of the Jacksonville Methgators is one only our inbred redneck fanbase could use, WINGNUTS!

@pit , have you ever winged some nuts?

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

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Um, hey Butthead, aren’t we supposed to be like doing something

Um, yup
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So uh what?

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Just announce the official nuts of the Methgators you morons, oooh yeah!!

He said nuts!
Yeah NUTS, NUTS AND FIRE
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What about fire Beavith, are your tiny nuts on fire, or something…

Um, my nuts aren’t tiny Butthead

Shut up Beavith, your nuts are like um, something, um um like something small

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Oh for f***s sake, the official nut of the Jacksonville Methgators is one only our inbred redneck fanbase could use, WINGNUTS!
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@pit , have you ever winged some nuts?

Missed opportunity for

Spoiler

truck nuts

 

[Young Sandwich]

Speaking of missed opportunities, @Lord Defect whiffed on his Team Tree with a Bill Murray character.

 

[pit]

Just going for a lore pick here...

Deep in the Sherwood Forest is our team tree. It was alleged to have been the home of Robin Hood - a place to plot and figure how to take from the rich and redistribute to the poor. These early radicals align with much of the Chimps' revolutionary lore.

Team Tree: Major Oak

@DancingPanther , make a major pick.

 

[DancingPanther]

Team ASMR: Ced the Dog

thecedlife on TikTok

@Young Sandwich

 

[Young Sandwich]

This tree was the envy of every child in the early 90's. I would have done unspeakable things to have access to this place. Luckily, I can just bring it to the QV with me now. Excellent.





Team Tree - Hangman's Tree (The Lost Boys Hangout) from Hook

BRB

 

[Young Sandwich]

That old bastard Cap was right when he said the 80's was the golden age of slow dance songs, so we'll dip into that well and take what can only be described as one of the most 80's songs of all time.



Team Slow Dance Song - Only You

@DancingPanther don't tell my wife that I didn't pick our wedding song here.

 

[DancingPanther]

Team Tree: PANDO

A 40,000 trunk quaking Aspen whose root system spans 108 acres. World's largest organism. World's heaviest organism at 6,000 tons. Estimated to be 14,000 years old. What a beast.

@pit

 

[pit]

I've never had a bumper sticker in my life. I expect I never will. I just don't like them.

Can I go with blank? If I can't go with blank, let's go with an homage to ghosts/Gost as well as a commentary on whoever invented bumper stickers.

Team Bumper Sticker - (blank) or

@BiggE - YAY!

 

[BiggE]

Hey man, you wanna make our next pick homes?

Oh yeah man, far out. Um, hey man, like what are we picking man?

The official bumper sticker of the Jacksonville Methgators chico, shit man, I’ll do it. The official bumper sticker of the Methgators man, is

@CanadianFlyer88 , blaze on mon ami

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

We'll go aquatic with our endangered species selection and bring aboard the green sea turtle. A truly global species, its numbers are dwindling rapidly.

Sea turtles are cool and green turtles apparently can learn English and combat sports if you sprinkle a little ooze on them. Good enough for me.

@ajgoal, do you have any heroes in a half shell in your franchise?

 

[ajgoal]

I'm cooked. Go ahead @BigToe

 

[Lord Defect]

What’s with the captcha’s?