NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – TITILLATING PHASE TWENTY-FOUR!

[Beef Invictus]

WHAT THE F***

 

[Beef Invictus]

I hope the Quackverse has a heat death

 

[Lord Defect]

No way

Way

I hope the Quackverse has a heat death

Statistically, it’ll be @Captain Dave Poulin die to his advanced age.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Ok fine.


Let's go with ASMR artist. We'll do something real for this. 97% of ASMR infuriates me. Makes me absolutely enraged. However, white noise of all varieties also completely enrages me. There needs to be some kind of in between. ASMR_Divinity is that in-between of not-white noise, not-creepy-hypersexual-for-weebs-mouth-noise-licking-shit that I can put on headphones to zilch out the world while I work on stuff, since I can no longer listen to music and be productive apparently.

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Lord Defect now it's you, you bearer of horrible news.

 

[Lord Defect]

Thanks beef. Glad I could rain on your parade.
The Pufts don’t do that asmr crap. That said, our asmr crap will be the legendary Bobcat Goldthwait


@iforgetwhoimsupposedtotag

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@iforgetwhoimsupposedtotag

F***ing imbecile.

@Rebels57 you are up.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I spent so much time finding the perfect AI rendering of a bone tree

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I spent so much time finding the perfect AI rendering of a bone tree

Perhaps ye should pay closer attention so that ye aren't sniped this badly.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Perhaps ye should pay closer attention so that ye aren't sniped this badly.

This is your fault

 

[Asnito]

This is your fault

 

[ajgoal]

@Captain Dave Poulin, the environment will never be saved by us. Maybe by the AI that's coming to kill us all. Let me tell you how badly a burning ship smells...

So I don't know jack about this ASMR stuff. But I feel like I might have to try it if it actually will help me fall asleep. And I think I'll start here, I like her voice.







Team ASMR Artist: Frivolous Fox

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I watched that first one for 14 seconds and immediately wanted to break something.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

If I click on that, the YouTube algorithm will spend the next 3 years trying to kill me.

 

[Magua]

I watched that first one for 14 seconds and immediately wanted to break something.

I can’t watch it with a straight face. It’s just so ridiculous.

 

[ajgoal]

If I click on that, the YouTube algorithm will spend the next 3 years trying to kill me.

Do it do it do it

j/k. You're not @Lord Defect

Well that's annoying.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I watched that first one for 14 seconds and immediately wanted to break something.

Right, see what I mean?

The thing about ASMR is I am positive you find the thing that clicks with you, but every single other thing is like having nails driven into your skull.

 

[Beef Invictus]

If I click on that, the YouTube algorithm will spend the next 3 years trying to kill me.

Click this instead

 

[ajgoal]

I watched that first one for 14 seconds and immediately wanted to break something.

She's doing her job.

Click this instead

Listened to a great book on this. Highly recommend. Don't remember the name.

 

[Rebels57]

F***ing imbecile.

@Rebels57 you are up.

Ill get a pick in before the end of the day. Just got back from my hockey game. We only had 5 guys and im f***ing beat.

 

[ajgoal]

Click this instead

It's called Longitude.

 

[ajgoal]

I had an idea for a phase. Maybe it's great, maybe everyone will hate it.

"The Troll Phase."

The phase would need to have one fewer category than we have owners. We would use pre-existing categories. For each category, you need to pick one of the owners and assign them a trollish pick - like we did for "fictional owner." The catch is you have to select a different owner for each category, AND the owner can't have been given something for that category from anyone else. We replace their thing with this other thing but only when they play our team, or some nonsense like that. I thought about using rivals, but some teams have multiple incoming rivals and some have none, and the chance of getting sniped on two options makes things a bit more interesting.

Maybe it would be fun, but maybe it would be too much to keep track of.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I had an idea for a phase. Maybe it's great, maybe everyone will hate it.

"The Troll Phase."

The phase would need to have one fewer category than we have owners. We would use pre-existing categories. For each category, you need to pick one of the owners and assign them a trollish pick - like we did for "fictional owner." The catch is you have to select a different owner for each category, AND the owner can't have been given something for that category from anyone else. We replace their thing with this other thing but only when they play our team, or some nonsense like that. I thought about using rivals, but some teams have multiple incoming rivals and some have none, and the chance of getting sniped on two options makes things a bit more interesting.

Maybe it would be fun, but maybe it would be too much to keep track of.

You mean we pick like 19 categories from all categories that we have chosen, and assign one shitty thing in a category for each of the other owners - so like I could pick Miller High Life as Rebel's troll beer, and he could only drink that when he was in our territory.

 

[ajgoal]

You mean we pick like 19 categories from all categories that we have chosen, and assign one shitty thing in a category for each of the other owners - so like I could pick Miller High Life as Rebel's troll beer, and he could only drink that when he was in our territory.

Exactly. And then nobody else could give him a beer. They'd have to pick another category.

And thanks for sniping me.

 

[Lord Defect]

@Captain Dave Poulin, the environment will never be saved by us. Maybe by the AI that's coming to kill us all. Let me tell you how badly a burning ship smells...

So I don't know jack about this ASMR stuff. But I feel like I might have to try it if it actually will help me fall asleep. And I think I'll start here, I like her voice.







Team ASMR Artist: Frivolous Fox

Wow that was annoying. I do not get this trend at all.