NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – TITILLATING PHASE TWENTY-FOUR!

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I was told the most notable culinary vegetable, the tomato, was off limits because it is indeed a fruit


No amount of malt vinegar saves ginger. None. Wretched wroot

Did you ever consider just asking me "Since peas and all that other shit are technically fruits, can I pick tomatoes?"

 

[DancingPanther]

Did you ever consider just asking me "Since peas and all that other shit are technically fruits, can I pick tomatoes?"

I did but then you said "if they aren't [a fruit], you can [pick them]" which answers the question.

Between nuts and veggies it's hell of a phase innit

 

[Beef Invictus]

I was told the most notable culinary vegetable, the tomato, was off limits because it is indeed a fruit


No amount of malt vinegar saves ginger. None. Wretched wroot

We are fighting now

 

[DancingPanther]

We are fighting now

Ok bif

 

[pit]

On the road, quick pick.

Endangered Animal - Polar Bear

@BiggE said skip, so @CanadianFlyer88 ?

 

[BiggE]

I’ll pick in the am

 

[BiggE]

There are less than 10,000 of these beautiful creatures left on Earth. Humans suck.

The official endangered species of the Methgators: THE SNOW LEOPARD

@CanadianFlyer88 , don’t be a sucky human

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I hope development camp goes well, but I wish there were legitimate developers there.

We start the day with @CanadianFlyer88 on the clock, @ajgoal on deck, @BigToe on the lido deck, and Jojo on the lido afterdeck.

I have this great category for the next phase, and I can't wait to get to it, and it sucks to have to wait to get to it. The only thing to do is to make changes to existing songs to make them better. For example, singing a Bob Dylan classic in a French Canadian accent.

"Here come da storee of an 'Urricane ..."

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Serendipitous day for the selection of our team holiday. I considered an aquatic themed holiday for the #lore, but today is a fine holiday in and of itself, if you're happy to celebrate it.

July 7th is World Chocolate Day, so the Seattle Sockeyes are thrilled to add it to our franchise on the actual day.

@ajgoal, what is your chocolate go to?

 

[mja]

So wait @Captain Dave Poulin can I not pick tomatoes

You can't pick tomatoes because someone already picked tomatoes as their fruit. It would have been my pick here otherwise.

 

[ajgoal]

Go ahead @BigToe. I'm working an environmental response and probably won't be around much until Sunday.

 

[Lord Defect]

I brought up the fruit/vegetable issue around 8 pages back.

 

[BigToe]

Team Slow Dance Song - Zapp & Roger - Computer Love

@JojoTheWhale take my hand bb

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Sorry, I don’t really get time off for a few more days. Off to work again. Lightning round.



Movie Quote: ”Now You’se Can’t Leave.”

@Magua I have no witty comment. My brain melted in the heat yesterday.

 

[BernieParent]

I hope development camp goes well, but I wish there were legitimate developers there.

We start the day with @CanadianFlyer88 on the clock, @ajgoal on deck, @BigToe on the lido deck, and Jojo on the lido afterdeck.

I have this great category for the next phase, and I can't wait to get to it, and it sucks to have to wait to get to it. The only thing to do is to make changes to existing songs to make them better. For example, singing a Bob Dylan classic in a French Canadian accent.

"Here come da storee of an 'Urricane ..."

"Jean Chrétien Sings the Classics"

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

It might rain today, but it's getting difficult to see how. Not as difficult as seeing how Toe is going to slow dance to that song, though.

Great #Lore, though.

We start the day with @Magua on the clock, the problematic @Beef Invictus and all of his difficulties on deck, Milord and all of his defects on the lido defect, and Rebel's drunk ass on the lido afterdefect. @ajgoal can make up his pick as soon as he feels the environment is right.

Do you ever sit around thinking "Holy shit, Pulp made absolute fools of themselves in 'Goblet of Fire'"? I do. The first thing I think of when I think of Jarvis Cocker (phrasing) is not "I wanna live like common people, I wanna do whatever common people do, wanna sleep with common people - I wanna sleep with common people like you." The first thing I think of is:

"Dance around like a crazy elf."

Oof. What a shame.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Lol I am traveling today

 

[Magua]

FADE IN:

INTERIOR. QUACKVERSE DRAFT ROOM. NIGHT 733.

The Honolulu Ghibli strut to the podium. Pregnant pause. CAMERA tracks in on a CLOSE-UP.

MAGUA:
The Honolulu Ghibli are proud to select, from There Will Be Blood, our Team Movie Quote....."I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!"

MAGUA:
(crazed)
We will drink your milkshakes. We will drink your prospect pools. We will drink the blood of your Celebrity Chickens. DRAIIIIIINAGE!
​

Uncomfortable silence. Coughing. Then, LORD DEFECT claps vigorously by himself.

MAGUA:
I'M FINISHED!​

CUT TO:​

@Beef Invictus ! Itinerant Beef! Soggy Beef! Cacophonous Beef!

 

[Beef Invictus]

FADE IN:

INTERIOR. QUACKVERSE DRAFT ROOM. NIGHT 733.

The Honolulu Ghibli strut to the podium. Pregnant pause. CAMERA tracks in on a CLOSE-UP.

MAGUA:
The Honolulu Ghibli are proud to select, from There Will Be Blood, our Team Movie Quote....."I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!"

MAGUA:
(crazed)
We will drink your milkshakes. We will drink your prospect pools. We will drink the blood of your Celebrity Chickens. DRAIIIIIINAGE!
​

Uncomfortable silence. Coughing. Then, LORD DEFECT claps vigorously by himself.

MAGUA:
I'M FINISHED!​

CUT TO:​

@Beef Invictus ! Itinerant Beef! Soggy Beef! Cacophonous Beef!

Shit. Well. Cross that quote off.

I know what I'm gonna take. I need to generate a good image first. I'm going to take the only tree I can take.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Have we shed the racist yet? No? Well, shit. Get on your f***ing bike, Daniel.

We start the day with @Beef Invictus on the clock and @Lord Defect on deck. If we ever get through this problematic patch, we'll have Rebel on the lido deck and mja on the lido afterdeck. @ajgoal can make up his pick at any time.

I don't mind having the women's tennis on, for all the wrong right reasons, but I don't know why they have to have an Australian saying things into a microphone. That accent is pure ear poison. You know, after the British Open there really won't be shit to watch. That fallow period will make us rabid for football, as it does every year. I'm not ready yet, but I damned sure will be.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I fell asleep

 

[Beef Invictus]

Thank you Magua! Lusty magua! Enraptured Magua! Enamored Magua!


Today I take a Tree. I select The Bone Tree

The Bone Tree is an old friend from the pandemic era. Constructed of numerous animal and human sacrifices using forbidden blood magic to contain the ambitions and violence of the Mountain King and Swamp Queen, it is happy to make friends.

@Lord Defect

Incongruous Defect! Delaminated Defect! Homogenous Defect!

 

[mja]

FADE IN:

INTERIOR. QUACKVERSE DRAFT ROOM. NIGHT 733.

The Honolulu Ghibli strut to the podium. Pregnant pause. CAMERA tracks in on a CLOSE-UP.

MAGUA:
The Honolulu Ghibli are proud to select, from There Will Be Blood, our Team Movie Quote....."I DRINK YOUR MILKSHAKE!"

MAGUA:
(crazed)
We will drink your milkshakes. We will drink your prospect pools. We will drink the blood of your Celebrity Chickens. DRAIIIIIINAGE!
​

Uncomfortable silence. Coughing. Then, LORD DEFECT claps vigorously by himself.

MAGUA:
I'M FINISHED!​

CUT TO:​

@Beef Invictus ! Itinerant Beef! Soggy Beef! Cacophonous Beef!

Well, there goes that idea.

 

[Lord Defect]

Thank you Magua! Lusty magua! Enraptured Magua! Enamored Magua!


Today I take a Tree. I select The Bone Tree

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The Bone Tree is an old friend from the pandemic era. Constructed of numerous animal and human sacrifices using forbidden blood magic to contain the ambitions and violence of the Mountain King and Swamp Queen, it is happy to make friends.

@Lord Defect

Incongruous Defect! Delaminated Defect! Homogenous Defect!

Wasn’t that the first tree taken?
@Asnito took it.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Wasn’t that the first tree taken?
@Asnito took it.

No way