NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – TITILLATING PHASE TWENTY-FOUR!

[Lord Defect]

They're in Calgary, so close. And now she has to drive back here.

I just have to go to work.

I thought you retired? And made a grown man cry?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I thought you retired? And made a grown man cry?

2 weeks notice. I'm a polite prick.

 

[ajgoal]

But I will leave you all with this much more important thing. My wife is in Canada picking up her niece. I received a text that said, "I'm not sorry." He's a 4 month old former stray. They think some kind of chocolate lab/shar pei mix. Today was his 2nd day out of isolation. He'll never want for anything ever again.

Apparently we're back up to 3, @Striiker.

You're the best kind of people, Jojo. Glad to see he will have a good home.

Which reminds me, we made it official and adopted the new kitty Saturday. We are also back up to 3 (cats).

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

That reminds me, when are Letterkenny and/or Shoresy back? I want to say December.

 

[DancingPanther]

That reminds me, when are Letterkenny and/or Shoresy back? I want to say December.

Not sure about Shoresy, but Letterkenny always comes back on Boxing Day

 

[Young Sandwich]

That reminds me, when are Letterkenny and/or Shoresy back? I want to say December.

I need that 2nd season of Shoresy ASAP.

At least Letterkenny dropped that single May episode to whet the palate a bit.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Thank you Beef! Tightfisted Beef! Miasmic Beef! Garrulous Beef!

After slow dancing our way to this pick, the Honolulu Ghibli hit play on our Team Slow Dance Song: "Goodbye Horses"

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Now go you, @JojoTheWhale ! Delirious Jojo! Ossified Jojo! Labyrinthian Jojo!

I used to never have the correct amount of change for tolls. So I almost always had to use the full service lines. Every time I went through, I made sure to have this song blasting. Most of the time, there was no response. But every now and then the operator would laugh and acknowledge it. Those were good days. Every other day was dark and hollow. But then I discovered vinegar.

 

[BigToe]

Team Holiday - National wiggle your toes day

@ajgoal wiggle em babyyyyy

 

[mja]

Everything hurts and I have to be out the door at 5:30, so this is a lightning round. And I might be sniping someone far too kind to be sniped. Therefore, I’d like to specify that this is the Jewish version.

The Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil (Oy)

@BigToe Did you know the translation of the story changed to an apple because of a Latin pun?



I don’t work there anymore, so unequivocally yes. See if anyone notices.

I don't know if you sniped that other guy, but you sure did snipe me. And I was so happy to have hit upon a catastrophic apple. Looks like I'll have to go to Plan B, which, wait, what was Plan B again?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I vow to not waste another whole day on my hatred of the Philadelphia Flyers. Today we celebrate our Independence Day!

Also, Michael Kay is f***ing terrible.

Anyway, we start the day with @ajgoal on the clock, @CanadianFlyer88 on deck, @BiggE and Oz on the lido deck, and pit on the lido afterpit.

Happy fourth of whatever, unless you are Canadian. May the fourth be with you.

 

[Lord Defect]

Happy motherf***ing Independence Day!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Happy motherf***ing Independence Day!

Calm down, George Washington.

 

[Lord Defect]

Calm down, George Washington.

What was he like cap? We know you served under him at the Battle of Assunpink Creek.
You never talk about your early 20’s

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

What was he like cap? We know you served under him at the Battle of Assunpink Creek.
You never talk about your early 20’s

His teeth were almost as wooden as your head.

 

[ajgoal]

We need to be sciencing and engineering the kids from an early age.

(We're bringing kids??)

Team Children's Toy: Erector Set

@CanadianFlyer88

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I guess it's time to pick a tree. The Seattle Sockeyes are proud to select a west coast favourite, the giant sequoia.

Go big or go home, @BiggE.

 

[Magua]

Team Children's Toy: Erector Set

You sniped @Young Sandwich !

 

[ajgoal]

You sniped @Young Sandwich !

I was going to make a comment about team babe, but we are a respectable organization.

 

[BernieParent]

Everything hurts and I have to be out the door at 5:30, so this is a lightning round. And I might be sniping someone far too kind to be sniped. Therefore, I’d like to specify that this is the Jewish version.

The Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil (Oy)

@BigToe Did you know the translation of the story changed to an apple because of a Latin pun?



I don’t work there anymore, so unequivocally yes. See if anyone notices.

Me at the beginning of this round: "No need to worry about choosing my tree idea right away. That is perfectly safe from poaching!"

Me, now:

It's a great pick, Jojo, and no worries about sniping. I have a backup. Two, actually. Just do like @Captain Dave Poulin and avoid any nearby snakes.

 

[BiggE]

I’ll be picking as soon the Hulkster wakes up.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

"Today ... we celebrate ... our ... Dependence Day!"

That is in honor of BiggE, who will not put the bong down even during a hurricane. I am sure he is picking something perfectly reasonable right now. As soon as he is finished, we'll start the day with @pit on the clock, @DancingPanther on deck and also on the bong, and @Young Sandwich on the lido deck with a literal pair, no phrasing, because he is gross. Then we'll bounce back up the order.

Someone found a snake skin in one of the buildings here. I will not be going in that building again. In fact, I'm not going to move from this chair for the foreseeable unless it is absolutely necessary.

 

[BiggE]

WELL LEMME TELL YA SOMETHING, BROTHER!!!

YOU KNOW DUDES, THE ONLY THING THE HULKSTER LIKES MORE THAN THE HULKSTER IS MORE OF THE HULKSTER, BROTHER.

SO GET A LOAD OF THE NEW KIDS TOY OF THE METHGATORS DUDE, WWE ACTION FIGURES, BROTHER!!

@pit , did you collect dolls, oops sorry um action figures, way back when, brother?

 

[DancingPanther]

WATERFALL BONG HELLO

 

[pit]

Team Holiday: Thanksgiving.

It's a day about eating food. Lots of food. Good food. With friends and family. And there's football if you like that too.

@DancingPanther , pass the stuffing.

 

[Magua]

Team Holiday: Thanksgiving

Normal or goofy Thanksgiving?