NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – TITILLATING PHASE TWENTY-FOUR!

[Lord Defect]

Have you played the actual game? My wife and I did it co-op and it was a great time.

Not yet. I’m holding out on a discounted physical copy.

 

[Lord Defect]

The Pufts will be selecting the greatest holiday of all(that’s left available)
You may be familiar with it as it happened during the sequel to Ghostbusters, Ghostbuster 2; New Years.

@Beef Invictus do you know the words to Auld Lang Syne

 

[PDX Flyer]

It's incredible, actually, thanks for asking. We've done about half the island. The beaches are stunning. Each one is different: this one sits just next to an old pine forest, that one is near the ruins of a 13th century castle, this other one is surrounded by 50 ft cliffs, and so on and so forth. My knees are absolutely killing me though--I haven't biked this much since I was a teenager. Bonus: nary a bad tattoo in sight.

Now, onto business. For Team Vegetable, we are very excited to take the GOAT, the Zeppelin of the Earth: Onions

You can eat them raw, roasted, grilled, sautéed, fried, deep fried, caramelized, pickled. They are a key part of the base of standard dishes in pretty much every global cuisine, and they are used as a garnish to finish standard dishes in pretty much every global cuisine. In short, they're indispensable.

@Rebels57

I believe Lady Pdx uses onions in some old school Ukrainian concoction to wash her hair. Very versatile those onions

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Have any of you caught an episode of "Friends" in the past 10 years? Yikes. That did NOT age well.

We start the day with @Beef Invictus's lollygagging ass still on the clock, @Magua on deck, @JojoTheWhale on the lido deck, and Toe on the lido afterdeck reclining on the edge of a sandal. "Tan everywhere. Jan everywhere."

When I went to sleep Friday night, I didn't think I would soon be entering the Garnet Hathaway Era. You never know what life has in store. I just hope that there is a huge Venn overlap with the Ronnie Attard Era so we can sink like a billion-dollar plastic submarine.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I'll say it again - these Star Wars sequels get worse every single time you see them. That Hitler speech by the ginger in Part VII is just outrageously stupid.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

"You're actually a Palpatine."

I don't know what @Beef Invictus is doing, but I assume he is drunk on malt vinegar. Or accidentally put this thread on ignore. Or got eaten by Godzilla. @Magua is on deck, @JojoTheWhale is on the lido deck, and Toe is on the lido afterdeck.

One of the neighbors came up the other day and asked us not to shoot off any fireworks, because they could start a fire so easily. I wanted to smart off so bad, like by saying "I haven't shot off more than five total fireworks in my entire life, they are stupid, I even heard about a kid who got his fingers mangled by putting one in an apple and letting it blow up in his hand, you bitch." But then I looked at the field next door, which is the color of weak piss, and just said "Don't worry."

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I'm at a job until 6-7ish, so if I come up before then, just keep going.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I had no idea I was up. Holy shit. Wow.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I'm at a job until 6-7ish, so if I come up before then, just keep going.

Quit the job

 

[Young Sandwich]

Quit the job

You quit the job

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I'm at a job until 6-7ish, so if I come up before then, just keep going.

Need me to fill in again?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Somehow, @Beef Invictus still doesn't know he's up.

 

[Magua]

Somehow, @Beef Invictus still doesn't know he's up.

Since Saturday at 11:32am. I could pick, but I want to see how long this goes. The payoff could be spectacular. Or not.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Since Saturday at 11:32am. I could pick, but I want to see how long this goes. The payoff could be spectacular. Or not.

I think that's probably for the best.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Somehow, @Beef Invictus still doesn't know he's up.

I fell asleep. It has thundered once here so I'm covered in a dog. I'm just going to make a lazy post.

Thank you Defect! Porcelain Defect! Rotted Defect! Turbulent Defect!

For my vegetable I choose GINGER. Ginger is elite. You can pickle it. You can eat it straight. It's the key ingredient in Beefs Stomach Tonic, which is just ginger powder dumped into warm water.

You can use it to make delicious Sauces.

You're @Magua

Delicious Magua! Deflowered Magua! Flatulent Magua!

 

[Magua]

Thank you Beef! Tightfisted Beef! Miasmic Beef! Garrulous Beef!

After slow dancing our way to this pick, the Honolulu Ghibli hit play on our Team Slow Dance Song: "Goodbye Horses"

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Now go you, @JojoTheWhale ! Delirious Jojo! Ossified Jojo! Labyrinthian Jojo!

 

[Lord Defect]

Thank you Beef! Tightfisted Beef! Miasmic Beef! Garrulous Beef!

After slow dancing our way to this pick, the Honolulu Ghibli hit play on our Team Slow Dance Song: "Goodbye Horses"

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Now go you, @JojoTheWhale ! Delirious Jojo! Ossified Jojo! Labyrinthian Jojo!

This unfortunate song will never not be linked to this scene

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Everything hurts and I have to be out the door at 5:30, so this is a lightning round. And I might be sniping someone far too kind to be sniped. Therefore, I’d like to specify that this is the Jewish version.

The Tree of the Knowledge of Good and Evil (Oy)

@BigToe Did you know the translation of the story changed to an apple because of a Latin pun?

Need me to fill in again?

I don’t work there anymore, so unequivocally yes. See if anyone notices.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

But I will leave you all with this much more important thing. My wife is in Canada picking up her niece. I received a text that said, "I'm not sorry." He's a 4 month old former stray. They think some kind of chocolate lab/shar pei mix. Today was his 2nd day out of isolation. He'll never want for anything ever again.

Apparently we're back up to 3, @Striiker.

 

[Lord Defect]

But I will leave you all with this much more important thing. My wife is in Canada picking up her niece. I received a text that said, "I'm not sorry." He's a 4 month old former stray. They think some kind of chocolate lab/shar pei mix. Today was his 2nd day out of isolation. He'll never want for anything ever again.

Apparently we're back up to 3, @Striiker.

I thought it would be harder to import a dog

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I thought it would be harder to import a dog

Not hard at all if their shots are up to date. But you have to be able to prove it.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Everything hurts and I have to be out the door at 5:30...

Back in Celsius time?

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Back in Celsius time?

They're in Calgary, so close. And now she has to drive back here.

I just have to go to work.

 

[Young Sandwich]

But I will leave you all with this much more important thing. My wife is in Canada picking up her niece. I received a text that said, "I'm not sorry." He's a 4 month old former stray. They think some kind of chocolate lab/shar pei mix. Today was his 2nd day out of isolation. He'll never want for anything ever again.

Apparently we're back up to 3, @Striiker.

 

[Striiker]

But I will leave you all with this much more important thing. My wife is in Canada picking up her niece. I received a text that said, "I'm not sorry." He's a 4 month old former stray. They think some kind of chocolate lab/shar pei mix. Today was his 2nd day out of isolation. He'll never want for anything ever again.

Apparently we're back up to 3, @Striiker.

OHHHHH YES THATS A GOOD ONE

I get to name him, right?