Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Don’t have kids. They get you sick once a month. It’s that time for me.
But enjoy this while I suffer:
But enjoy this while I suffer:
NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER PEJORATIVE BEDARDED PHASE TWENTY-SIX!
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I've been sick 3 out of the last 4 weeks with the kids bringing shit home from daycare/school. It's brutal.
DancingPanther
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Petri dishes they are
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Strawberry Fields
12x Calder Cup Champs
CanadianFlyer88
Knublin' PPs
I've posted two of those three videos before here somewhere. It was a great ad campaign. This was on my short list, for sure.
The "Chefs" ad is one of my favourite all time commercials.
ajgoal
Almost always never serious
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I've posted two of those three videos before here somewhere. It was a great ad campaign. This was on my short list, for sure.
The "Chefs" ad is one of my favourite all time commercials.
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Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
It's cold as f***. The sun is glaring at me, as if to say "What do you want me to do? It's quantum physics, innit."
We start the day with my sickly brother @Hollywood Cannon on the clock, @Young Sandwich on deck, @CanadianFlyer88 on the lido deck, and Jojo on the lido afterdeck.
I am sure you know this already, but Young Ja really twisted Kwang Soo into a pretzel. He definitely got too serious too quickly, and he doesn't give her room to breathe, and he is being boringly romantic rather than excitingly romantic. But she greased the skids for him, and badly. She went along with all of the "I have already decided" stuff the first few days - even initiated most of it IIRC - so it was nearly impossible for him NOT to get carried away. I understand her pulling away and not wanting to end up with this guy, but she has to be more self-aware and recognize that she is the Frankenstein behind this creature.
Frustrating.
We start the day with my sickly brother @Hollywood Cannon on the clock, @Young Sandwich on deck, @CanadianFlyer88 on the lido deck, and Jojo on the lido afterdeck.
I am sure you know this already, but Young Ja really twisted Kwang Soo into a pretzel. He definitely got too serious too quickly, and he doesn't give her room to breathe, and he is being boringly romantic rather than excitingly romantic. But she greased the skids for him, and badly. She went along with all of the "I have already decided" stuff the first few days - even initiated most of it IIRC - so it was nearly impossible for him NOT to get carried away. I understand her pulling away and not wanting to end up with this guy, but she has to be more self-aware and recognize that she is the Frankenstein behind this creature.
Frustrating.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
We found this little guy curled up behind a capri sun the other day and asked if he wanted to be a Sexpo. He said "sure, why not", so here we are.
Futurehead - Eduard Šalé
@CanadianFlyer88 wakeupwakeupwakeupwakeupeakeup
Futurehead - Eduard Šalé
@CanadianFlyer88 wakeupwakeupwakeupwakeupeakeup
DancingPanther
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Is this kid 7 years old?
CanadianFlyer88
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I'm well past the point I know anything material about the remaining prospects, and I think I have taken a Flyer draft pick in each Futurehead phase, so I might as well get that over with now.
The Seattle Sockeyes are thrilled to select the dominant point producer on the wagon that is the London Knights, Denver Barkey.
Woof woof, @JojoTheWhale, woof woof!
The Seattle Sockeyes are thrilled to select the dominant point producer on the wagon that is the London Knights, Denver Barkey.
Woof woof, @JojoTheWhale, woof woof!
JojoTheWhale
"You should keep it." -- Striiker
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Here’s my yearly pure statistical pick with major skating issues. I’ll take the chance that he just started slow on a UCONN team having a down year.
Futurehead: Matthew Wood
@Rebels57 Yes, I know it’s Saturday. It’s not my fault.
Futurehead: Matthew Wood
@Rebels57 Yes, I know it’s Saturday. It’s not my fault.
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Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
Doesn’t get much better than that.
#Levels
#Levels
Despite that fantastic pic above, I am disgruntled. Don't tell my nephew.
We start the day with @Rebels57 on the clock with two picks, @JojoTheWhale on deck, @CanadianFlyer88 on the lido deck, and Young Twin Perv on the lido afterdeck.
F***ing Packers. USELESS. That really f***ed my mood.
We start the day with @Rebels57 on the clock with two picks, @JojoTheWhale on deck, @CanadianFlyer88 on the lido deck, and Young Twin Perv on the lido afterdeck.
F***ing Packers. USELESS. That really f***ed my mood.
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FOG Team Commando
Arnold's character DUTCH from Predator
FOG Futurehead #2 - NATE DANIELSON
Arnold's character DUTCH from Predator
FOG Futurehead #2 - NATE DANIELSON
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@JojoTheWhale stop f***ing breathin on me
JojoTheWhale
"You should keep it." -- Striiker
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I don’t know anything about these guys, so this is a pure statistical pick with the worst picture I can find again:
Futurehead: Bradly Nadeau
@CanadianFlyer88 I can’t wait to see how you manage to cram some Staal praise into this post too.
Futurehead: Bradly Nadeau
@CanadianFlyer88 I can’t wait to see how you manage to cram some Staal praise into this post too.
I can't believe Toyota let them use a f***ing Train song in their commercial, and I can't believe how often it comes on.
We start the day with @CanadianFlyer88 on the clock, @Young Sandwich on deck, @Hollywood Cannon on the lido deck, and Striiker on the lido afterdeck.
You know how you should always watch what I watch when I tell you that you should watch it? By the same token, you should never watch the bullshit that even I won't watch. For example, "The Equalizer." I've never seen an episode, just the commercials, but that f***ing thing has to be wack. Understand, though, that shit-talking that wack shit runs the risk of getting your ass equalized. Recognize the Queen and write it off as one royally f***ed decision to be on that show. We're all in this together, so tread carefully. U-N-I-T-Y, innit.
We start the day with @CanadianFlyer88 on the clock, @Young Sandwich on deck, @Hollywood Cannon on the lido deck, and Striiker on the lido afterdeck.
You know how you should always watch what I watch when I tell you that you should watch it? By the same token, you should never watch the bullshit that even I won't watch. For example, "The Equalizer." I've never seen an episode, just the commercials, but that f***ing thing has to be wack. Understand, though, that shit-talking that wack shit runs the risk of getting your ass equalized. Recognize the Queen and write it off as one royally f***ed decision to be on that show. We're all in this together, so tread carefully. U-N-I-T-Y, innit.
DancingPanther
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Oh my God look at this dweebHere’s my yearly pure statistical pick with major skating issues. I’ll take the chance that he just started slow on a UCONN team having a down year.
Futurehead: Matthew Wood
@Rebels57 Yes, I know it’s Saturday. It’s not my fault.
CanadianFlyer88
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We have three reasons to choose our next Futurehead, when only one probably would have been enough.
First, our Colorado canine could use a friendly face. Second, we get to save him from playing for the Earth Prime Maple Leafs. And, finally, his parents clearly named him after hockey equipment.
Welcome to the Seattle Sockeyes, Easton Cowan!
@Young Sandwich, how many of your kids are named after fishing equipment?
First, our Colorado canine could use a friendly face. Second, we get to save him from playing for the Earth Prime Maple Leafs. And, finally, his parents clearly named him after hockey equipment.
Welcome to the Seattle Sockeyes, Easton Cowan!
@Young Sandwich, how many of your kids are named after fishing equipment?
Damn, how did CF88 find out my daughter's name is Rod?
We had the perfect lore pick ready to unleash until @JojoTheWhale decided to get cute and grab Wood. Luckily we have a backup plan, although it's a slight stretch compared to the direct connotation that Wood provided, so just go with it.
Like the old commercial for [RANCH] used to say, "Leave off the last 'T' for tall-as-f***".
Futurehead - Daniil But
@Hollywood Cannon
We had the perfect lore pick ready to unleash until @JojoTheWhale decided to get cute and grab Wood. Luckily we have a backup plan, although it's a slight stretch compared to the direct connotation that Wood provided, so just go with it.
Like the old commercial for [RANCH] used to say, "Leave off the last 'T' for tall-as-f***".
Futurehead - Daniil But
@Hollywood Cannon
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
He said ButtDamn, how did CF88 find out my daughter's name is Rod?
We had the perfect lore pick ready to unleash until @JojoTheWhale decided to get cute and grab Wood. Luckily we have a backup plan, although it's a slight stretch compared to the direct connotation that Wood provided, so just go with it.
Like the old commercial for [RANCH] used to say, "Leave off the last 'T' for tall-as-f***".
Futurehead - Daniil But
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