NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER PEJORATIVE BEDARDED PHASE TWENTY-SIX!

[DancingPanther]

Team Futurehead #1

All the guys I know anything about are already off the board, so the NJFZ are going to fall back on the tried and true strategy of taking a Finn in recognition of Team Owner Sami Kapanen's heritage. Well, this guy is only half-Finn, and he was born, raised, plays in and plays for Sweden, but still!

Axel Sandin Pellikka

@GKJ

Is this kid 7 years old?

 

[mja]

Is this kid 7 years old?

That may or may not be the actual case in the photo. It’s an older pic, but it checks out.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Glare.

We start the day with @Beef Invictus on the clock, @BernieParent on deck, me on the lido deck, and @Lord Defect - AKA Terribilus Moronicus - on the lido afterdeck.

I can't see shit, but I just want to say that the Phillies cursed all of Philadelphia's sports teams with their premature self-congratulations.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Glare.

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We start the day with @Beef Invictus on the clock, @BernieParent on deck, me on the lido deck, and @Lord Defect - AKA Terribilus Moronicus - on the lido afterdeck.

I can't see shit, but I just want to say that the Phillies cursed all of Philadelphia's sports teams with their premature self-congratulations.

How can this be

 

[ajgoal]

How can this be

All the people in front of you have gone.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Thank you Toe! Girthy Toe! Groomed Toe! Stankalicious Toe!


I'm going to get commercial done now.

I do this:



@BernieParent! Soothing Bernie! Humble Bernie! Oaken Bernie!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I have Bernie's pick:

Team Futurehead - Dalibor Dvorsky

And then I'll pick, but I just successfully paired wireless earbuds with my laptop bluetoothedly, and it is so gloriously loud, f***, so I'm playing this.

F**ing Youtube. It's "Space Age Love Song" by A Flock of Seagulls.



brb

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

OK, here we go. I love these when they blow up. The ultimate flower for the ultimate flakes.

Team Flower - Dandelion

@Lord Defect

 

[BernieParent]

Thank you Toe! Girthy Toe! Groomed Toe! Stankalicious Toe!


I'm going to get commercial done now.

I do this:



@BernieParent! Soothing Bernie! Humble Bernie! Oaken Bernie!

Oh, goodness, I get the adjectives this round!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@Lord Defect when you get in here make two picks and tag me.

 

[mja]

@Lord Defect when you get in here make two picks and tag me.

You might want to simplify that. Maybe make a flowchart. I don’t think he’s mastered multiple step directions yet.

 

[ajgoal]

You might want to simplify that. Maybe make a flowchart. I don’t think he’s mastered multiple step directions yet.

And you think a chart would help him?

 

[mja]

And you think a chart would help him?

No, he's beyond any and all help. I just want to eat popcorn and watch him get really defective with it.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

The thing about keeping McCarthy is that it's very, very difficult to move things which are that heavy. That's just physics.

We start the day with @Lord Defect on the clock with two picks, me on deck, @BernieParent on the lido deck, and @Beef Invictus on the lido afterdeck.

Meh.

 

[Lord Defect]

We’ll take the only bar known to man to take a group alcoholics with anger issues and turn them into a branch of the United States Armed Forces.
The birthplace of the Marines, Tun Tavern.

@Captain Dave Poulin you’re not up yet.
Did we not already do a team commando phase? I have clone briere as my team commando from phases ago.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

We’ll take the only bar known to man to take a group alcoholics with anger issues and turn them into a branch of the United States Armed Forces.
The birthplace of the Marines, Tun Tavern.
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@Captain Dave Poulin you’re not up yet.
Did we not already do a team commando phase? I have clone briere as my team commando from phases ago.

You did that for Team Double Timer, so you can just pick another commando for this one.

 

[Lord Defect]

For our team flower, we’re going with a genus of flowers with over 28,000 species falling under it.
Orchidaceae, or for those of you not as educated as I, the Orchid.

You did that for Team Double Timer, so you can just pick another commando for this one.

Can it be a commando squad of clone brieres?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I will take a hockey.

Team Futurehead - Oscar Fisker Molgaard

@BernieParent

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Can it be a commando squad of clone brieres?

I will kill you to death with extreme prejudice.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I am not up yet.

 

[Lord Defect]

I will kill you to death with extreme prejudice.

Not if I have a commando squad of tiny cloned Brieres.

 

[BernieParent]

Since he seems all teed up from 5th overall and probably is suffering from not-Michkov-itis, the Halifax Galleons are more than pleased to select defenseman David Reinbacher.

Kinder @Beef Invictus, gentler Beef, creator of disturbing AI GDT art Beef, it is your turn.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Since he seems all teed up from 5th overall and probably is suffering from not-Michkov-itis, the Halifax Galleons are more than pleased to select defenseman David Reinbacher.

Kinder @Beef Invictus, gentler Beef, creator of disturbing AI GDT art Beef, it is your turn.

Thank you Bernie! Circular Bernie! Finely-Tuned Bernie! Flagrant Bernie!

I am going to take A FLOWER

The FLOWER I will take is not the obvious [redacted]. It is the even more obvious and vastly more appetizing CHARCUTERIE FLOWER

Please observe that these are made of THE MEAT


@BigToe! Frostbitten Toe! Bleeding Toe! Gangrenous Toe!

 

[BigToe]

Team Goodwill Ambassador - Snuffleupagus

@GKJ go gogogogogog go

 

[BernieParent]

Team Goodwill Ambassador - Snuffleupagus

@GKJ go gogogogogog go

I don't think your link worked for the photo, @BigToe. I can't see it.