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NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER PEJORATIVE BEDARDED PHASE TWENTY-SIX!
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Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was.
Same. @Lord Defect is up with two picks, etc.
I watched f***ing "Fast X 10 Furious" last night. Holy f***. We live in a timeline where countless people spent countless hours and countless actual dollars to make that f***ing thing. May God have mercy on our souls.
Same. @Lord Defect is up with two picks, etc.
I watched f***ing "Fast X 10 Furious" last night. Holy f***. We live in a timeline where countless people spent countless hours and countless actual dollars to make that f***ing thing. May God have mercy on our souls.
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Umm ...
I guess I'll go. After I make my pick, we'll have @BernieParent up, @Beef Invictus on deck, BigToe on the lido deck, and GKJ on the lido afterdeck. @Lord Defect can pick his two when he gets back on.
All right, give me a few minutes. Also, f*** you automerge bitch.
I guess I'll go. After I make my pick, we'll have @BernieParent up, @Beef Invictus on deck, BigToe on the lido deck, and GKJ on the lido afterdeck. @Lord Defect can pick his two when he gets back on.
All right, give me a few minutes. Also, f*** you automerge bitch.
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
I have to think? On a Monday morning??
Okay, time to get a G. The Halifax Galleons are very pleased to select Best Goaltender of the 2023 World Juniors, Adam Gajan.
Up and at 'em, @Beef Invictus, you big bright ray of sunshine!
Okay, time to get a G. The Halifax Galleons are very pleased to select Best Goaltender of the 2023 World Juniors, Adam Gajan.
Up and at 'em, @Beef Invictus, you big bright ray of sunshine!
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
I have to think? On a Monday morning??
Okay, time to get a G. The Halifax Galleons are very pleased to select Best Goaltender of the 2023 World Juniors, Adam Gajan.
Up and at 'em, @Beef Invictus, you big bright ray of sunshine!
I have to go to the dentist first. I'm so happy.
ajgoal
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Be positive! Your day will improve greatly once you leave!
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Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Thank you Bernie! Cybernetic Bernie! Quantum Bernie! Electrified Bernie!
Time for a Goodwill Ambassador. Time for SYDNEY SWEENEY
She won me over for this position thanks to her Hot Ones interview. I admired her hubris before it was demolished by Da Bomb. She tanked the hot sauces well, overall, and that's going to be an important skill in this organization. I've had The Last Dab and it is no joke. Also, other reasons. Anyways,
@BigToe! Velveteen Toe! Chunky Toe! Acidic Toe!
Time for a Goodwill Ambassador. Time for SYDNEY SWEENEY
She won me over for this position thanks to her Hot Ones interview. I admired her hubris before it was demolished by Da Bomb. She tanked the hot sauces well, overall, and that's going to be an important skill in this organization. I've had The Last Dab and it is no joke. Also, other reasons. Anyways,
@BigToe! Velveteen Toe! Chunky Toe! Acidic Toe!
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Her reaction to Da Bomb was hilarious. She thought she had the upper-hand, but Da Bomb got off the mat and knocked her ass out unexpectedly.
Magua
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Time for a Goodwill Ambassador. Time for SYDNEY SWEENEY
She won me over for this position thanks to her Hot Ones interview. I admired her hubris before it was demolished by Da Bomb. She tanked the hot sauces well, overall, and that's going to be an important skill in this organization. I've had The Last Dab and it is no joke. Also, other reasons. Anyways,
@BigToe! Velveteen Toe! Chunky Toe! Acidic Toe!
I didn't consider this just being a simp category. Back to the drawing board. Eat your heart out [insert 5th century saint].
DancingPanther
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Any cavities?
Every category is a simp category of you get hard...uhh... try hard enough.
I didn't consider this just being a simp category. Back to the drawing board. Eat your heart out [insert 5th century saint].
Magua
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Maybe not Team Celebrity Chicken, but I feel you, bruv.
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
Excuse me, but I'll have you know that NJFZ Team Celebrity Chicken Mike the Headless Chicken is a total smoke show.
Anyhoo...
Team Flower: Iris
Fun fact: the fleur-de-lis on the Lapins jerseys are actually irises, not lilies. Just saying.
@Chuck Downie
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Da Bomb is chemical warfare.
Last Dab is so intense that it just numbs your mouth. Da Bomb lives right in the zone where things don't go numb, it stops right at Maximum Pain without any relief. Whoever invented it would have been at home in Unit 731.
Chuck Downie
Cheese and olive
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Florian Xhekaj
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DancingPanther
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Great job, bif. Remember to floss
DancingPanther
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You can always find the Plats at our favorite TEAM RESTAURANT: the food truck MEAT with @Beef Invictus
@Magua make me proud
@Magua make me proud
Magua
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The Honolulu Ghibli bake a delicious blueberry pie for our next Futurehead…..Nick Lardis
Unlike a certain elite bumper player, Lardis is one of the best 5v5 goal scorers in the OHL. Silly good shot release. More quick than fast, but he tested pretty damn well at the combine too. There is upside. Upside is good.
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@pit — slice of breakfast pie with your pick?
Unlike a certain elite bumper player, Lardis is one of the best 5v5 goal scorers in the OHL. Silly good shot release. More quick than fast, but he tested pretty damn well at the combine too. There is upside. Upside is good.
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@pit — slice of breakfast pie with your pick?
I'm surprised someone named Xklyjklhk got picked, but Chuck's crazy. Girl, you know it's true.
We start the day with @pit on the clock, @BiggE on deck, @Strawberry Fields on the lido deck, and ajgoal on the lido afterdeck.
Man, my next pick is so far away right now. At least I will have time to watch my stories. My stories right now are "My Hero Academia" and "Griselda." The former I am just getting going on, so I don't know how I feel about it. The latter is some slop. Don't get me wrong - I could watch narcos stories all day every day, so it's not like you should swerve it. But it's sloppily made, like so many high-profile projects lately. Just the attention to detail is sadly lacking. And you can't really "ugly up" Sofia Vergara, which is fine. She can't really act worth a shit in something like this, but that's also fine.
We start the day with @pit on the clock, @BiggE on deck, @Strawberry Fields on the lido deck, and ajgoal on the lido afterdeck.
Man, my next pick is so far away right now. At least I will have time to watch my stories. My stories right now are "My Hero Academia" and "Griselda." The former I am just getting going on, so I don't know how I feel about it. The latter is some slop. Don't get me wrong - I could watch narcos stories all day every day, so it's not like you should swerve it. But it's sloppily made, like so many high-profile projects lately. Just the attention to detail is sadly lacking. And you can't really "ugly up" Sofia Vergara, which is fine. She can't really act worth a shit in something like this, but that's also fine.
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Making our next selection will be Methgators legend, Tommy Chong!!
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