NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER PEJORATIVE BEDARDED PHASE TWENTY-SIX!

[Striiker]

But Tali talks all exotic

Straight out the airlock

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

GKJ already took him

Argh.

Didn't even look to see if a guy drafted so late had already been selected.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Make up pick: Etienne Morin

 

[Rebels57]

FOG Team Bar

The Titty Twister, as seen in From Dusk Till Dawn

Hot Carnitas and even Hotter Chicas. What more could you ask for? Just be sure to leave before the sun goes down.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Futurehead Koehn Ziemmer is injured. He has an ankle. (CC: @DancingPanther)

@CanadianFlyer88 I think he can play hockey pretty well, but I was mostly sorry for him being stuck in Prince George. This is a rescue mission.

 

[Magua]

Make up pick: Etienne Morin

This is some AI generated shit. Pick a real person.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

I'll finally take my goalie now. He's played twice as many games this season as Earth Prime Flyers draft pick (and Villains QV draft pick) Yegor Zavragin and has pretty decent numbers himself, all while doubling the number of "Yegor"s in his name.

The Seattle Sockeyes are thrilled to select Yegor Yegorov

He looks thrilled.

@Young Sandwich, how many "Yegor"s are in your name?

 

[Striiker]

Make up pick: Etienne Morin

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We can take computer generated people???

 

[Young Sandwich]

Our last hockeying pick of the round. We rejoice! We take this lil' buddy.

Futurehead - Beau Akey

@Hollywood Cannon hit it to it.

 

[Magua]

theres mfs on this planet who chose to romance Tali or the one who looks like Laurence Fishburne instead

Games present choices like these to determine who gets left behind when humanity leaves Earth. Here’s Baldur’s Gate 3…..who you got?

 

[BritainStix]

We all have a type. For some, it’s hair color. For others, it’s height. For me, it’s high end transition Defensemen.

Futurehead: Lukas Dragicevic

@Rebels57 Isn’t it impressive how fast this guy can skate with a block head like that? The drag must be unbelievable.

That's a shot blocking forehead if ever I have seen one.

 

[DancingPanther]

Futurehead Koehn Ziemmer is injured. He has an ankle. (CC: @DancingPanther)

@CanadianFlyer88 I think he can play hockey pretty well, but I was mostly sorry for him being stuck in Prince George. This is a rescue mission.

That's not true he has two. We've talked about this

 

[Striiker]

Games present choices like these to determine who gets left behind when humanity leaves Earth. Here’s Baldur’s Gate 3…..who you got?

Green Voldemort joins Tali outside the airlock

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I miss hockey. Haha, jk, hockey is stupid.

We start the day with @Hollywood Cannon on the clock, @Striiker on deck, @ajgoal on the lido deck, and Strawberry on the lido afterdeck.

This latest season of "Singles Inferno" is especially stupid, even by the standards the show has set for itself. Just slabs of meat strutting their ground round around. These exceptionally vapid ciphers - carved by plastic surgery to the very edge of parody - almost make me not want to watch and not want to lust after them. Almost.

 

[ajgoal]

Wait, already?

Oh. I have at least three days before I'm up.

 

[Lord Defect]

Who’s up?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Who’s up?

Me.

 

[Lord Defect]

Street food
Birras Tacos

Scientist
Lazlo Hollyfield

@Captain Dave Poulin ever win a contest?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@JojoTheWhale

You should feel absolute shame for allowing this to happen.

We are proud to select as our final futurehead... Damian Clara.

A goombah to one and all.

@Striiker have at it.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

@JojoTheWhale

You should feel absolute shame for allowing this to happen.

We are proud to select as our final futurehead... Damian Clara.

A goombah to one and all.

@Striiker have at it.

I had no idea such a mythical creature existed. Off to find out if he has any cards yet.

 

[mja]

Street food
Birras Tacos
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Scientist
Lazlo Hollyfield
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@Captain Dave Poulin ever win a contest?

These are both excellent picks.


Who are you and what have you done with His Defectiveness?

 

[Lord Defect]

These are both excellent picks.


Who are you and what have you done with His Defectiveness?

All my picks are excellent picks. You’re taste had just gotten better over the course of the draft.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

These are both excellent picks.


Who are you and what have you done with His Defectiveness?

Don’t worry. Reb already took birria in a previous phase.

 

[mja]

Don’t worry. Reb already took birria in a previous phase.

So it was a defective pick. Whew! Order has been restored!

 

[ajgoal]

Don’t worry. Reb already took birria in a previous phase.

I believe tacos were chosen as well.