Take two. Open Wiki to the 2023 NHL Entry Draft page and pick two who haven't been picked yet. That's the extent of the difficulty of these two picks.
NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER PEJORATIVE BEDARDED PHASE TWENTY-SIX!
- Thread starter Captain Dave Poulin
- Start date
- Status
Take two. Open Wiki to the 2023 NHL Entry Draft page and pick two who haven't been picked yet. That's the extent of the difficulty of these two picks.
I didn't wake up late today. I'm super reliable, innit.
We start the day with Birthday Biff @Beef Invictus on the clock with two picks to make, @BernieParent on deck, me on the lido deck, and @Lord Defect on the lido afterdeck with two picks to make also. I may forget, so remind me to make Butthole's picks for him after I go.
"I Am SOLO" is back on track, so I got to watch one last night, and I'll get to watch another tonight. It helped to wash the gunk of that trade deadline out of my brain, along with the fact that we have ANOTHER cuckold as a GM. I already knew that nothing short of a change of ownership would herald a change in the way things are done, so I'm fine with it. That's the thing about disappointment in general - you can mostly control the damage it does to you by managing your expectations. I expect comedy, so I laugh.
That's why I'm your captain - I am rational as a motherf***er, innit.
We start the day with Birthday Biff @Beef Invictus on the clock with two picks to make, @BernieParent on deck, me on the lido deck, and @Lord Defect on the lido afterdeck with two picks to make also. I may forget, so remind me to make Butthole's picks for him after I go.
"I Am SOLO" is back on track, so I got to watch one last night, and I'll get to watch another tonight. It helped to wash the gunk of that trade deadline out of my brain, along with the fact that we have ANOTHER cuckold as a GM. I already knew that nothing short of a change of ownership would herald a change in the way things are done, so I'm fine with it. That's the thing about disappointment in general - you can mostly control the damage it does to you by managing your expectations. I expect comedy, so I laugh.
That's why I'm your captain - I am rational as a motherf***er, innit.
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
A quick note to skip me for now if my turn comes up before tomorrow noon. I will be at an event this evening and then have a sermon to prep for tomorrow morning.
Yosh.
"We start the day with @Beef Invictus on the clock with two picks to make, @BernieParent on deck, me on the lido deck, and @Lord Defect on the lido afterdeck with two picks to make also. I may forget, so remind me to make Butthole's picks for him after I go."
Yosh. Enjoy your Sunday.
"We start the day with @Beef Invictus on the clock with two picks to make, @BernieParent on deck, me on the lido deck, and @Lord Defect on the lido afterdeck with two picks to make also. I may forget, so remind me to make Butthole's picks for him after I go."
Yosh. Enjoy your Sunday.
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Yosh.
"We start the day with @Beef Invictus on the clock with two picks to make, @BernieParent on deck, me on the lido deck, and @Lord Defect on the lido afterdeck with two picks to make also. I may forget, so remind me to make Butthole's picks for him after I go."
Yosh. Enjoy your Sunday.
Ground control to whomever needs to pick.
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Thank you Toe! Indigenous Toe! Fluent Toe! Grown Toe!
I'm picking
Melker Thelin
Yegor Yegorov
I'm sure they have positions and I'm sure it doesn't matter. The important thing is they aren't 4th rounders.
@BernieParent ! Long Bernie! Strong Bernie! Pronged Bernie!
I'm picking
Melker Thelin
Yegor Yegorov
I'm sure they have positions and I'm sure it doesn't matter. The important thing is they aren't 4th rounders.
@BernieParent ! Long Bernie! Strong Bernie! Pronged Bernie!
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
Thank you, @Beef Invictus. Your positive enthusiasm and extensive use of the thesaurus continues to bless us all.
The owners of the Halifax Galleons have thought long and hard about Team Commando. Being a generally pacifist franchise, we have emphasized the traits of ingenuity, adaptability, and sang froid in the face of overwhelming odds. We are therefore pleased to choose as our Team Commando, Kevin McCallister.
Who is not aware of Mr. McCallister's clever and Bugs Bunny-worthy strategic defense not once but twice, the second in foreign territory, against two hard-nosed (but admittedly comedically inept) adult criminals? His use of everyday household items and the elements themselves bespeak an elite tactical mind housed in an 8-year-old body.
Additionally, our Team Commando's actions, including the return of money for a children's charity rather than his own well-being, exemplify strong moral character that makes Mr. McCallister all the more welcome an addition to our franchise.
As a proud Galleons member, Mr. McCallister will be provided with an administrative associate to ensure that no mishaps occur during his travels on our behalf.
Now, where did we put those garden shears, mechanic's grease, and blowtorch?
Do your greatest pick ever, @Captain Dave Poulin.
The owners of the Halifax Galleons have thought long and hard about Team Commando. Being a generally pacifist franchise, we have emphasized the traits of ingenuity, adaptability, and sang froid in the face of overwhelming odds. We are therefore pleased to choose as our Team Commando, Kevin McCallister.
Who is not aware of Mr. McCallister's clever and Bugs Bunny-worthy strategic defense not once but twice, the second in foreign territory, against two hard-nosed (but admittedly comedically inept) adult criminals? His use of everyday household items and the elements themselves bespeak an elite tactical mind housed in an 8-year-old body.
Additionally, our Team Commando's actions, including the return of money for a children's charity rather than his own well-being, exemplify strong moral character that makes Mr. McCallister all the more welcome an addition to our franchise.
As a proud Galleons member, Mr. McCallister will be provided with an administrative associate to ensure that no mishaps occur during his travels on our behalf.
Now, where did we put those garden shears, mechanic's grease, and blowtorch?
Do your greatest pick ever, @Captain Dave Poulin.
CanadianFlyer88
Knublin' PPs
Yegor is already spoken for.
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Yegor is already spoken for.
Alas!
Yosh. Umm ...
So here is what we will do, I guess.
I will make my two picks, and @Lord Defect's two picks, but it will take me a little while.
@BernieParent I will tag you as soon as I am finished and you can go.
@Beef Invictus if you have the name for your make-up pick you can drop it at any time. Or you can wait until Bernie has picked and make two picks then. You can take a break from transcribing historical archives, open NHL Entry Draft 2023 in Wiki and find your answers there.
I will be back with all of that as soon as I can.
So here is what we will do, I guess.
I will make my two picks, and @Lord Defect's two picks, but it will take me a little while.
@BernieParent I will tag you as soon as I am finished and you can go.
@Beef Invictus if you have the name for your make-up pick you can drop it at any time. Or you can wait until Bernie has picked and make two picks then. You can take a break from transcribing historical archives, open NHL Entry Draft 2023 in Wiki and find your answers there.
I will be back with all of that as soon as I can.
First, I am taking Thai soul food. When I first got there, I was poor as balls. I usually didn't eat before I went to work - during the week, that meant nothing to eat, then start work at around noon, then work, then get to my friends' house at around 9:30. That is when they got their housekeeper to make me this dish, which I f***ing inhaled. I can't tell you how much it healed me. It is amazing food.
Team Street Food - Kai Jiao (Thai Omelette with Rice)
Second, I am taking the commercial which made my boo Jun Ji Hyun a star. Mouth-watering.
Team Commercial/Ad - Jun Ji Hyun Samsung Printers
I'll be back.
Team Street Food - Kai Jiao (Thai Omelette with Rice)
Second, I am taking the commercial which made my boo Jun Ji Hyun a star. Mouth-watering.
Team Commercial/Ad - Jun Ji Hyun Samsung Printers
I'll be back.
Here are @Lord Defect's picks.
This guy hasn't gone a day in his life without being suspected of committing some kind of molestation.
Team Futurehead - Kalle Kangas
@BernieParent back to you, bud.
I thought he needed two futureheads. Anyway, I'll figure something out.
This guy hasn't gone a day in his life without being suspected of committing some kind of molestation.
Team Futurehead - Kalle Kangas
@BernieParent back to you, bud.
I thought he needed two futureheads. Anyway, I'll figure something out.
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
Thanks for your dual drafting roles on top of being the QuackVerse Co-Overlord, @Captain Dave Poulin.
Here is my quick and dirty (so to speak) pick for Team Advertisement, all the way from Australia, which will be particularly relevant to all of you with babbies in the house:
I'm looking at you @Beef Invictus. Just in a friendly, and not ominous, way.
Here is my quick and dirty (so to speak) pick for Team Advertisement, all the way from Australia, which will be particularly relevant to all of you with babbies in the house:
I'm looking at you @Beef Invictus. Just in a friendly, and not ominous, way.
Tumbleweeds and dust bunnies. That's what we have in here. I like bunnies.
We start the day with @Beef Invictus on the clock, @BigToe on deck, @GKJ on the lido deck, and mja on the lido afterdeck. Also, the Royal Dipshit has to make up a pick. I PMed him, but he's very stupid.
Speaking of which, I don't remember whether or not we have ever discussed the remake of "Battlestar Galactica" on here, but I hated it. It was basically a sloppy allegory of the war in Iraq and the general state of things in the more immediate aftermath of 9/11. I loved the original, obviously - it was a huge part of my childhood - and I'm sure that effected my thinking, but I still think it was a pile of shit. I don't need timely (and shitty) storytelling about the real world in my science fiction - let me escape, f***ers.
The reason I bring that up is that I have been watching "For All Mankind," which was made by the same dork, Ronald D. Moore, who made the above, and it has all the dumb characterizations and sloppy shit the BG remake had. It's not terribly difficult to let that shit wash over you and just enjoy a fairly interesting space story on a more macro level, but I wish it was better in the details. Meaning, I wish the characters were three-dimensional.
We start the day with @Beef Invictus on the clock, @BigToe on deck, @GKJ on the lido deck, and mja on the lido afterdeck. Also, the Royal Dipshit has to make up a pick. I PMed him, but he's very stupid.
Speaking of which, I don't remember whether or not we have ever discussed the remake of "Battlestar Galactica" on here, but I hated it. It was basically a sloppy allegory of the war in Iraq and the general state of things in the more immediate aftermath of 9/11. I loved the original, obviously - it was a huge part of my childhood - and I'm sure that effected my thinking, but I still think it was a pile of shit. I don't need timely (and shitty) storytelling about the real world in my science fiction - let me escape, f***ers.
The reason I bring that up is that I have been watching "For All Mankind," which was made by the same dork, Ronald D. Moore, who made the above, and it has all the dumb characterizations and sloppy shit the BG remake had. It's not terribly difficult to let that shit wash over you and just enjoy a fairly interesting space story on a more macro level, but I wish it was better in the details. Meaning, I wish the characters were three-dimensional.
Beef Invictus
Revolutionary Positivity
Ive had illness today.
Thanks Bernie! Enameled Bernie! Encrusted Bernie! Entrusted Bernie!
I pick
Sutter Muzzatti
Devin Musty
@BigToe ! Acidic Toe! Alkaline Toe! Basic Toe!
Thanks Bernie! Enameled Bernie! Encrusted Bernie! Entrusted Bernie!
I pick
Sutter Muzzatti
Devin Musty
@BigToe ! Acidic Toe! Alkaline Toe! Basic Toe!
They are doing maintenance on this beyotch, I guess, so I have to hurry.
We start the day with @BigToe on the clock, @GKJ on deck, @mja on the lido deck, and Chuckles on the lido afterdeck, with Milord in the toilet carrying a make-up slot.
The site will probably fall apart soon. May God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America.
We start the day with @BigToe on the clock, @GKJ on deck, @mja on the lido deck, and Chuckles on the lido afterdeck, with Milord in the toilet carrying a make-up slot.
The site will probably fall apart soon. May God bless you, and may God bless the United States of America.
GKJ
Global Moderator
- Feb 27, 2002
- 193,960
- 44,006
mja
Everything was beautiful, and nothing hurt
We need a Team Commercial campaign that aligns with our organizational philosophy.
There's even one with a serial rapist that I'll pass on sharing.
New Coke: when your product launch ends up in flames. Also, we can neither confirm nor deny the rumors that we are in discussion with Coca-Cola to make New Coke the official soft drink of the New Jersey Flaming Zeppelins.
@Chuck Downie, you liked new coke, didn't you?
There's even one with a serial rapist that I'll pass on sharing.
New Coke: when your product launch ends up in flames. Also, we can neither confirm nor deny the rumors that we are in discussion with Coca-Cola to make New Coke the official soft drink of the New Jersey Flaming Zeppelins.
@Chuck Downie, you liked new coke, didn't you?
Chuck Downie
Cheese and olive
Chuck Downie
Cheese and olive
Last edited:
DancingPanther
Foundational Titan
- Jun 19, 2018
- 34,265
- 72,531
The f***ing Peach Pit 
I don't know when this will crash again, so I'll hurry: @DancingPanther, then @Magua, then @pit, then BiggE, plus Milord anytime.
Yosh, BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
I don't know when this will crash again, so I'll hurry: @DancingPanther, then @Magua, then @pit, then BiggE, plus Milord anytime.
Yosh, BYEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
- Status
