NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER PEJORATIVE BEDARDED PHASE TWENTY-SIX!

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Yosh.

As I said once: "We start the day with @Hollywood Cannon on the clock, @Striiker on deck, and @Strawberry Fields on the lido afterdeck. I thought ajgoal was back already, but we can skip him for now, as he said."

Stadium Game! Oh boy!

 

[BernieParent]

I need to find this exit.
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It should be 80 exits later.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Pick coming.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

We're going to select as our Official Team Flower...

The Dahlia.

HCette informed me the other day that this was the type of flower that we had for our wedding so what better choice is there than that?

@Striiker have at it.

 

[Striiker]

Team Commercial/Advertisement Campaign– Halo 3




@ajgoal

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I forgot all about that Stadium Series game, despite how historic it was.

We start the day with @Strawberry Fields on the clock, @BiggE on deck, pit on the lido deck, and Magua on the lido afterdeck. @ajgoal can pick when he gets back.

Instead of the hockey, I watched "Gangnam Zombie" (2023), one of the very worst movies I have ever seen. I don't know how it got made. I don't know how they think it still matters to have these dumb outdoor games either, but that is a whole nuther story, innit.

 

[BiggE]

Making our next selection will be:

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I miss football season.

We start the day with @Strawberry Fields on the clock, @BiggE on deck, pit on the lido deck, and Magua on the lido afterdeck. @ajgoal can pick when he gets back.

I was kind of serious the other day when I brought up the gifs on here - I really do wish we could do something about them. I'm not breaking any news here, but it really does effect our ability to play on here, and that sucks. And it doesn't seem like something that should be unfixable. Someone a bit more militant should take up this issue and fight the power. Or something.

 

[BiggE]

I’m sure @Strawberry Fields will be heading down Penny Lane and then taking the long and winding road to the Quackverse to make a pick any minute now.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Genuinely didn't know I was up. Sorry all.

Team advertisement- Visking Corporation skinless hot dogs

@BiggE

 

[BiggE]

NO, I SAID ARE YOU READY!?!?

Alright Jacksonville, please welcome your official commercial of the Methgators, from Miller Lite and starring me, The Game, MAN LAW, NO FRUIT IN THE BEER!!

@pit , keep your beer fruit free and make a pick!

 

[BiggE]

Sadly, we are now going to be forced to select idiot hockey players. However, since we feel hockey is likely to be irrelevant in the Quackverse, we will give each selection their official Methgators wrestling name.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

No game again tonight, which is just as well since I'd probably just forget about it.

We start the day with @pit on the clock, @Magua on deck, DancingPanther on the lido deck, and Chuckles on the lido afterdeck. @ajgoal can pick when he gets back from or to the office.

You don't have to pay state income tax in Texas, I guess. Do they tax your bullets? They probably do. That's probably better. By the way, infinite fiber internet or whatever it's called is slowly making its way up our street and will be here soon-ish. I'm super excited to see what the highest dimension of internet is actually like.

 

[pit]

Team Street Food - Falafel

And because my cheese is halloumi, I can slap some grilled halloumi on them sammiches too.

@Magua

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Gameday, woo.

We start the day with @Magua on the clock, @DancingPanther on deck, @Chuck Downie on the lido deck, and mja on the lido afterdeck. ajgoal can still drop his whenever he gets back.

I have to tell you, there is nothing on television anywhere close to "EXchange," which is sometimes called "Transit Love." As I'm sure you remember, this is where four broken-up couples live together for three weeks and decide whether to move on to someone new or get back together. It is powerful. man. I just found out that season three is almost finished, so I started watching. The one couple was together for 13 years (!) and has only been broken up for four months. It's unbelievably good. And so f***ing REAL that you would shit yourself.

 

[DancingPanther]

Someone name me a futurehead

 

[Magua]

Oh, this is pretty. Oh, this smells nice. Fools! I'm always searching for competitive advantages.

The Honolulu Ghibli ask you to take a whiff of our Team Flower.....the Corpse Flower

Native to Indonesia, this bad boy can grow up to 12 feet tall in the wild. It only blooms for a couple days every 7-10 years. Blah blah blah metaphor for sports.

"Wait, why is it called the corpse flower?" you ask. Now, the important bits!

When it blooms, the odor is compared to the intoxicating irresistible perfume of rotting flesh. The flower self-generates a lot of heat, which allows the stench to travel far and wide, so all the little corpse eating pollinators can come into town and book a reservation. Really when you think about it, it's the Methgator of flowers. This can be weaponized. It might be awkward when the Methgators try to pollinate it, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.



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@DancingPanther -- *knock at the cabin*

 

[DancingPanther]

Oh, this is pretty. Oh, this smells nice. Fools! I'm always searching for competitive advantages.

The Honolulu Ghibli ask you to take a whiff of our Team Flower.....the Corpse Flower

Native to Indonesia, this bad boy can grow up to 12 feet tall in the wild. It only blooms for a couple days every 7-10 years. Blah blah blah metaphor for sports.

"Wait, why is it called the corpse flower?" you ask. Now, the important bits!

When it blooms, the odor is compared to the intoxicating irresistible perfume of rotting flesh. The flower self-generates a lot of heat, which allows the stench to travel far and wide, so all the little corpse eating pollinators can come into town and book a reservation. Really when you think about it, it's the Methgator of flowers. This can be weaponized. It might be awkward when the Methgators try to pollinate it, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.



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@DancingPanther -- *knock at the cabin*

Did you watch that movie? Do you not agree

@Chuck Downie go ahead without me

 

[Chuck Downie]

Team Flower

Petey Piranha

@mja

 

[BiggE]

Oh, this is pretty. Oh, this smells nice. Fools! I'm always searching for competitive advantages.

The Honolulu Ghibli ask you to take a whiff of our Team Flower.....the Corpse Flower

Native to Indonesia, this bad boy can grow up to 12 feet tall in the wild. It only blooms for a couple days every 7-10 years. Blah blah blah metaphor for sports.

"Wait, why is it called the corpse flower?" you ask. Now, the important bits!

When it blooms, the odor is compared to the intoxicating irresistible perfume of rotting flesh. The flower self-generates a lot of heat, which allows the stench to travel far and wide, so all the little corpse eating pollinators can come into town and book a reservation. Really when you think about it, it's the Methgator of flowers. This can be weaponized. It might be awkward when the Methgators try to pollinate it, but we'll cross that bridge when we come to it.



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@DancingPanther -- *knock at the cabin*

Our “crack” science team at Methgators U. have come with a way to make the best use of this most interesting flower.

 

[mja]

Team Street Food: Gua Bao

@GKJ

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Even without our predator between the pipes last night, we beat the NHL's card-carrying creeps. Woo!

We start the day with @GKJ on the clock, @BigToe on deck, Biff on the lido deck, and Bernie on the lido afterdeck. @DancingPanther and ajgoal can make up their picks as soon as they are ready.

I have to figure out my picks also. We all do. That's our job as future cosmonauts and world builders and explorers and whatnot, innit.

I have somehow been able to watch just one episode of "EXchange" every night so that I can stretch it out. I guess I'm just super mentally strong probably.

 

[DancingPanther]

Futurehead have to have been drafted right

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Futurehead have to have been drafted right

Yosh, five futureheads and a street food.

 

[DancingPanther]

Yosh, five futureheads and a street food.

Oh SHIT I forgot about street food

I would be remiss if I didn't select Girl's favorite street food: MEXICAN STREET CORN aka ELOTE