NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER F***ING AMAZING PHASE TWENTY-FIVE!

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BernieParent

In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
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He's big, he's friendly, he's a badass.

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Team Robot: The Iron Giant

@Asnito
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Curses. I've been sniped!
 

BiggE

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Um hey Butthead, aren’t we like supposed to be like doing something?

Um, huh-huh, I dunno

Yeah, we’re supposed to pick something
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You pick your nose all the time Beavith, huh-huh

Oh yeah, heh-heh
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Just read the damn card, idiot!

Oh yeah, um the offal…office…um something is um beer?
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AND NACHOS, OH AND FIRE! FIRE!!

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Scram idiots!!

If you want Stone Cold Steve Austin to tell ya the official bbq food of the Jacksonville Methgators, give me a hell yeah!!

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Oh hell yeah! The official bbq food of those morons in Jacksonville, is, BEER!!

Now toss me a Steveweiser and hit my damn music!!!
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@Young Sandwich , come have a beer and do this thing!
 

BernieParent

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With a totally badass name and the best Kill/Death ratio in WW2 (19:1 no big deal), this is the plane for the Sexpos.


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Team WW2 Plane - Grumman F6F Hellcat

@BernieParent I apologize for selecting something with such a sacrilegious name in your presence. Please forgive me.
Hell appears in the Bible once or twice. Just be glad you didn't choose a
Fokker
, which actually would have been #lore for you.
 

BernieParent

In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
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Okay, I'm up, aren't I? Since @ajgoal nailed that great robot pick, I'll go to Plan ... D? and choose Vision.

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From Marvel.com:
The Marvel Comics origin story of the Vision begins with the creation of a synthetic android by robotics genius Phineas Horton in the late 1930s. However, after this synthezoid burst into flames upon being exposed to air, Dr. Horton revised the design and his creation became the Human Torch. After the end of WWII, the Human Torch deactivated himself following exposure to radiation, but was found by the time-traveling Immortus, who created a duplicate of it. The Torch duplicate fell into the hands of the Avengers’ robotic adversary, Ultron, who forced Dr. Horton to rebuild the duplicate as a new entity and sent it to infiltrate and destroy the Avengers.

Now dubbed the Vision and operating with human brain patterns, the synthezoid broke through Ultron’s programming to create his own path as a hero, rather than as an instrument of death. Earning Avengers membership once his fellow heroes realized his plight and his good-yet-synthetic heart, the Vision began to discover what it meant to be a champion for humanity.

Beyond the outstanding qualities of the Vision’s artificial body, which include great strength, resistance to harsh conditions, and automatic self-repair, his computer systems rank as world-class and deliver an almost-universal interface with other systems, extensive data storage, and holographic projection. Chew on that for awhile, @JojoTheWhale!


The Vision sports a “solar gem” on his forehead which can not only collect sunlight to provide energy for him, but can also project heat beams of powerful intensity for offensive purposes. In addition, Vision is able to control the actual density of his android frame to make himself ultra-light, ultra-dense, and even immaterial, all of which may be utilized for defensive and offensive actions. By making himself light, he can also fly to great heights and at high speeds.

EDIT: THis was my after-the-fact edit, replacing the MCU version with the original.

Apologies for gumming up the works and especially to @Magua for making him wait.
 
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Magua

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I don't drink energy drinks because I've always thought they were unhealthy. But upon examination of the food pyramid, I'm beginning to wonder......

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......am I the unhealthy one? I will fix this. I must fix this.

The Honolulu Ghibli pop open a can of our new thirst mutilator of a Team Energy Drink......Brawndo

Brawndo's got what we crave. Brawndo's got what plants crave. Brawndo's got what cows crave.

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And above all....

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****

@Hollywood Cannon -- water is for toilets
 
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