NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER F***ING AMAZING PHASE TWENTY-FIVE!

[Beef Invictus]

Many a fond memory of that game. My go to was 'Thumper'. Freeze their ass and then toast em.

Axel here. 360 degree quake special is awesome for hit and runs.

That pink caddy with the flamethrower was strong as hell too but you burn yourself half the time. Totally roasts bosses though. Is that Thumper?

 

[Asnito]

Axel here. 360 degree quake special is awesome for hit and runs.

That pink caddy with the flamethrower was strong as hell too but you burn yourself half the time. Totally roasts bosses though. Is that Thumper?

Yup. You have to freeze them before launching it. Spectre was another favorite because his special was heat seeking and could go through walls.

 

[Lord Defect]

Team Video Game Boss, Sweet Tooth. You know he's a badass if they make a TV show about him.
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@Captain Dave Poulin pick away

Endorsed but I don’t remember him being a boss.

Obsequious Banter. I’ll miss Jack’s dog pics, but the thread just continually pulls itself back towards people being shitty. And I have a big mouth.

I haven’t even commented though?!

 

[Lord Defect]

Also, I am very pleased to update that my FIL has been moved from the ICU to a regular hospital bed. Thank you all for your well wishes. @Beef Invictus, I hope you didn't rub all the goodness out of your super-rosary.

f*** yes!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

That shitfest last night got exactly what it deserved - a paltry, pointless four pages of bored scorn. Golden goose - cooked. Congrats, Comcast.

We start the day with @Hollywood Cannon on the clock, @mja on deck, @Rebels57 on the lido deck, and GKJ on the lido afterdeck.

That f***ing "Sweet Caroline" shit has to stop. Especially that f***ing commercial with all the loser sheep in the bar. F***. Even Joe McCarthy thinks that there's too much conformity in that room.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Pick will be made when I get to office. Was at an Eagles event at the farm around the corner last night.

TV got a picture with Swoop and proceeded to say “Bye Owl!” A couple of times as we walked away. Kids, man.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

RIP Dumbledore #2. Now you’re with Dumbledore #1.

Proud Desert Duck.

Now I wait for Cap…

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

RIP Dumbledore #2. Now you’re with Dumbledore #1.

Proud Desert Duck.

Now I wait for Cap…

I never shit-talk the dead on the occasion of their passing. The casting director is the one who needs to be shot into the sun.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Alright,

The Las Vegas Desert Ducks were choosing between two robots here. One that we already have part time custody with (no pick tipping) and another that we decided was the direction we wanted to go with.

We are proud to select...

A.W.E.S.O.M - O 4000

Back to simpler days.

@mja you're turn to bring us to simpler days.

 

[mja]

Will do, Hollywood.

I don't drink energy drinks. But in simpler times, back around when Jonny 5 was delighting audiences at one of my local theaters, this stuff came out and for a year or so, pre-teen me downed cans of it regularly.

Team Energy Drink: Jolt Cola

@Rebels57 I bet you used this stuff as a mixer, didn't you?

 

[ajgoal]

Will do, Hollywood.

I don't drink energy drinks. But in simpler times, back around when Jonny 5 was delighting audiences at one of my local theaters, this stuff came out and for a year or so, pre-teen me downed cans of it regularly.

Team Energy Drink: Jolt Cola

@Rebels57 I bet you used this stuff as a mixer, didn't you?

Well. Shit.

 

[Rebels57]

FOG Team Detective

FRANK DREBIN

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

@GKJ is up next.

 

[mja]

FOG Team Detective

FRANK DREBIN

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I regret to inform you that he was already selected to be a proud F’ing Zep in a (much) earlier phase.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Pick will be made when I get to office. Was at an Eagles event at the farm around the corner last night.

TV got a picture with Swoop and proceeded to say “Bye Owl!” A couple of times as we walked away. Kids, man.


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This is the oddest reminder I could have possibly gotten that I need to stop at Roselli’s, but thank you.

Looks like TV had a good time, which is of course fantastic.

 

[Rebels57]

I regret to inform you that he was already selected to be a proud F’ing Zep in a (much) earlier phase.

You sure? His name is not included in the searchable database. Well it is now after my pick, but wasn't before.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

You sure? His name is not included in the searchable database. Well it is now after my pick, but wasn't before.

Yeah, he's the TV/Movie character of the Zeps. It was a tremendous pick, but the good news is that you have shitloads more to choose from.

Take your time.

 

[Beef Invictus]

That shitfest last night got exactly what it deserved - a paltry, pointless four pages of bored scorn. Golden goose - cooked. Congrats, Comcast.

We start the day with @Hollywood Cannon on the clock, @mja on deck, @Rebels57 on the lido deck, and GKJ on the lido afterdeck.

That f***ing "Sweet Caroline" shit has to stop. Especially that f***ing commercial with all the loser sheep in the bar. F***. Even Joe McCarthy thinks that there's too much conformity in that room.

There wasn't even anything to say about the game. It was a non-event. Woeful. The Islanders and Flyers are a wretched combination, especially when it's basically their 4th/5th/6th/7th lines facing each other.

The sport will thrive more when Lamoriello is finally pastured.

 

[Rebels57]

FOG Team Robot

Someone is going to need to tidy up around the FOG Compound, and it sure as hell isn't going to be Daryl Morey or Willem Dafoe.

ROSIE FROM THE JETSONS is the most practical choice here. She kinda thicc too.

 

[GKJ]

Does vitamin water count as an energy drink? If so I’ll take that.

@Lord Defect

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Does vitamin water count as an energy drink? If so I’ll take that.

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@Lord Defect

It's fine, but pick a specific flavor/color.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Does vitamin water count as an energy drink? If so I’ll take that.



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@Lord Defect

They literally have a flavor called energy.

 

[GKJ]

It's fine, but pick a specific flavor/color.

That one, the pink one. Kiwi-Strawberry/focus. But I call it pink.

Pink, red, and black are the best. Green is good but only comes in zero.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

The Lions are good and Branch's x-rays were negative. Fun.

We start the day with @Lord Defect on the clock, @BigToe on deck with a pair (phrasing), back through the chasm of milord's stupidity to @GKJ on the lido deck, and Rebels on the lido afterdeck.

My parents do this thing every night where they say the rosary with a bunch of people on a conference call. They have Verizon, but they told me yesterday that T-Mobile has this fee where they charge people a penny per second when they join one of these telephone prayer circles. I didn't believe them, so I looked it up and there it was. I'm shocked that a company would try to get away with something like that, especially a company in a business that desperately competitive. You are just handing your rivals free PR. Baffling.

 

[GKJ]

They literally have a flavor called energy.

It is good but not on the top tier like the others.