Even with everything in this category picked over, there are still better choices for me to choose than this thing that I am going to pick. No matter how many times I thought about it - and I thought about it many times - it just felt dishonest to pick anything else.
This was the first gaming system my uncle got, and that meant that it was also the first system that we got. He had an absolute shitload of games - I didn't have as many, and I never borrowed his (because I didn't want to f*** them up somehow), but I had plenty to keep me busy.
Jojo calls me a magpie when we play videogames, because I will pick up absolutely anything shiny (or dull). I'm just immune to whatever it is that bothers people about grinding. That probably goes back to this game, "Ice Hockey." I would play normal games against the compute or my sisters, but I would also sit there and play against "Player 2" while I was alone. So the opposition players wouldn't move. But that f***ing goalie was still hard to beat. He was a massive dickhead, just like Fat Marty. All you could really do to regularly get goals was to just hammer his ass with shot after shot after shot. I guess I got slightly obsessed with it. This would later evolve into picking up countless tens of thousands of scrolls, which were almost - but not quite - useless.
"Dungeons and Dragons" scared the living shit out of me. When you scrolled part of the map open, a f***ing cobra would jump out at you. This is probably the origin of my feelings of fear overwhelming any sense of enjoyment I get when I play videogames.
"Tron: Deadly Discs" was the GOAT. I've still to this day never seen that movie, so I have no idea what is going on, but the game? Awesomeballs. You threw this frisbee at the bad guys as you moved through doors to different parts of the screen. I think the enemies threw frisbees also. The frisbees would ricochet off the walls. After a certain number of kills, the above machine would come out and just f*** your world. You had to nail it in its eye slit with the frisbee. It was impossible, but it ruled.
This is the only honest choice I could make with this category, and while I know for a fact there are better choices out there, I am sure my scientists will create amazing new games for it.
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