NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – SUPER F***ING AMAZING PHASE TWENTY-FIVE!

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I wouldn't drink Monster if you paid me, but that does look like an excellent spitter, depending on the lip. Its lip, not yours or mine.

We start the day with @DancingPanther on the clock, @CanadianFlyer88 on deck with about three picks to make, @Striiker on the lido deck, and Biff on the lido afterdeck.

I watched "Thor: Love and Thunder" last night. lol. It is unspeakably terrible. Worse than "Ragnarok," seriously - worse than the movie and worse even than living through the actual Scando apocalypse. It is as if a panting dog hammered a keyboard connected to an early trial version of ChatGPT with its paws. An abject abomination in every way, shape and form. And no, I wasn't expecting any different.

"I Am Solo," on the other hand, remains the very best. Unmissable.

 

[Striiker]

I wouldn't drink Monster if you paid me

 

[pit]

Gutsy of you to share your baby pictures with everyone.

 

[PDX Flyer]

You don’t drink beer/alcohol but you drink that?

 

[Striiker]

You don’t drink beer/alcohol but you drink that?

Nah, I don't drink energy drinks either.

Closest thing is coffee sometimes, but not daily.

 

[BernieParent]

#Triggered.

 

[DancingPanther]

Wedding szn. Just woke up. I'll pick in a second. I might still be altered? I have to go to work tonight

 

[DancingPanther]

Girl changed my life in more ways than one, including my TEAM BBQ ITEM. You see, not only did she introduce me to the superior DILL relish with which to douse our team BBQ ITEM, but also introduced me to NATURAL CASING HOT DOGS. I never knew these existed until I met her. The snap of the casing when grilled gives it a more sausage-y mouth feel. Give it a try, the Plats will have plenty

@CanadianFlyer88 is up, but @Striiker can go in think

I think I found the food take that can unite @Beef Invictus with the humans for once. No one can possibly defend this, right?

You should watch Ordinary Sausage

 

[DancingPanther]

I've been an Xbox Guy since the 360, but Young Magua used to lead a very different life......

The Honolulu Ghibli get our DualShock on with our Team Video Game System: the PlayStation 2

I had a PS1, but my age group was only dipping its toes into console gaming at that point. The PS2 was when I became a man. A very very prepubescent man.

That was the first console in my lifetime that felt like we stepped into The Future.....

It's the all-time best selling console for a reason. It's breadth of original titles is perhaps unbeaten: San Andreas, Vice City, Socom, Pro Skater 2, Final Fantasy X, Shadow of the Colossus, Ico, Okami, MGS2, MGS3: Snake Eater, Bully, Silent Hill 2, God of War, Jak and Daxter, Ratchet and Clank, Kingdom Hearts, Dark Cloud 2, Dragon Quest VIII, Gran Turismo 3, TimeSplitters, Guitar Hero 1, SSX.

And it was a f***ing DVD player!

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@Hollywood Cannon -- couch co-op?

Crash Team Racing, spyro, the best maddens...

It was neck and neck for me vs the PS5

 

[Young Sandwich]

Girl changed my life in more ways than one, including my TEAM BBQ ITEM. You see, not only did she introduce me to the superior DILL relish with which to douse our team BBQ ITEM, but also introduced me to NATURAL CASING HOT DOGS. I never knew these existed until I met her. The snap of the casing when grilled gives it a more sausage-y mouth feel. Give it a try, the Plats will have plenty

@CanadianFlyer88 is up, but @Striiker can go in think


You should watch Ordinary Sausage

Animal intestines are the superior meatmush vehicle. Girl knows what's up.

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Man, life is hella busy right now... I have more than a few minutes here... just give me a moment to familiarize myself with the categories and I'll catch up...

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

All right, there seems to have been a run on video game systems, so we'll get on that train and go with the console that we probably spent more hours playing than any other. I had quite a few games, but spent 90% of the time playing one of Mario Kart, Rogue Squadron, Ocarina of Time, or Majora's Mask.

The Seattle Sockeyes are thrilled to select the Nintendo 64.

For our team robot, the Seattle Sockeyes are pleased to take the loveable, sassy, cigar smoking, 30th century manufacturer, Bender Bending Rodriguez, also known as Bender.

Finally, as our team detective, we'll go with a guy we enjoyed reading and, in recent years, have enjoyed watching as portrayed by Titus Welliver. The Seattle Sockeyes are proud to select Harry Bosch.

I think that catches me up. See you guys in two years when I have another spare 30 minutes.

@Striiker should be in a good mood after Dortmund's win today.

 

[Chuck Downie]

I pity all the youngins who didn't get a chance to grow up with this system. You missed out on a very important fundamental building block of life and it has seriously stunted you as human beings navigating through and integrating into society. The 16 bit revolution was real, and it changed people for the better.

Team Video Game System - Sega Genesis

@BernieParent JOIN THE 16 BIT REVOLUTION (just make a pick first so you don't get bogged down with the revolution and everything).

I remember playing Altered Beast on that.

 

[Striiker]

@Striiker should be in a good mood after Dortmund's win today.

I am most certainly NOT in a good mood. In fact, that was an insanely frustrating game to watch.

I'm having 2017-2018 Flyers flashbacks, where the team would win even though they were handicapped by Hakstol going out of his way to make bad decisions, most often relating to obsessions with specific players/types. It's only matter of time until the players can't overcome the stupid shit being done.

 

[Striiker]

Team Energy Drink - Amp Energy

(the original green one)

As I said above, I don't drink energy drinks but I've tried them on rare occasions. This was the only one that tasted decent.

@Beef Invictus is up. Let's see if he can make his pick without talking shit.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Thank you Striiker! Grunty Striiker! Baleful Striiker! Sticky Striiker!


I pick ROBOT.

For ROBOT, I pick: Marvin



Almost all robots in film are dangerous and rebellious. Marvin is too depressed for any of that.

@JojoTheWhale! Manic Jojo! Believable Jojo! Unbelievable Jojo!

 

[Chuck Downie]

I have a flight to take shortly, if it comes around to me, skip me and I will pick in the AM.

 

[Striiker]

Thank you Striiker! Grunty Striiker! Baleful Striiker! Sticky Striiker!

@JojoTheWhale! Manic Jojo! Believable Jojo! Unbelievable Jojo!

I can’t help but notice the difference in adjectives here.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I'll get to it as quickly as I can. One of the dogs can't stop shitting himself on these meds.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I'll get to it as quickly as I can. One of the dogs can't stop shitting himself on these meds.

Take your time. Also, you could see if the pup likes hoisin sauce - that stuff stuffs my pipes like nothing else.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Oh, nothing sordid, I assure you! Simply vomit on me, ever so gently, while I humiliate a pheasant.

Team Robot: Hedonismbot

Give me a few for pick #2 since Chuck’s detained.

 

[DancingPanther]

I am still slurping down liquid IV and still have to go to work tonight. But I did just sleep for 4 hrs

 

[Young Sandwich]

Oh, nothing sordid, I assure you! Simply vomit on me, ever so gently, while I humiliate a pheasant.

Team Robot: Hedonismbot

Give me a few for pick #2 since Chuck’s detained.

Absolute banger of a selection.

 

[BernieParent]

I can’t help but notice the difference in adjectives here.

Yours sound like 3 of the 7 dwarves in a bootleg Snow White knock-off.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Take your time. Also, you could see if the pup likes hoisin sauce - that stuff stuffs my pipes like nothing else.

It has garlic, doesn't it? Why do you want to poison a dog?

I should chainsaw a cat and a chicken for this