NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – HISTORIC PHASE TWENTY!

[ajgoal]

Working an overnight. Go ahead @BigToe and I'll get mine in when i wake up in the afternoon.

Sorry @Captain Dave Poulin, I didn't realize where we were or I would have kicked one over to you

 

[BigToe]

Team Fandom - Boca Juniors

@Chuck Downie

 

[ajgoal]

You know what? I lied.

We could probably let this go a bit, but I want to get a pick in while I'm still capable of semi-coherent thought. Also, I know this is a category and I don't have to put any research into it.

I'm not much of a hot sauce guy except in specific food cases. Wings being one of them.

This sauce is the perfect combination of really tasty and really f***ing hot. I need to be in the right mood for it, but it's well worth the morning after discomfort. You can get it from several different restaurants, due to a glitch in the way the original recipe was allowed to move with the chef. I have no idea what is in it, but don't touch anything important until your hands are very clean.

Team hot sauce: Jughandle Inn/Whistler's/The 'Wick Bald Eagle sauce

@Chuck Downie

 

[Chuck Downie]

Team Body of Water

Pink Lake

Pink Lake (Western Australia) - Wikipedia

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@Striiker

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Look at this. This f***ing attention whore wants to be your president. LOOK AT IT.

I don't even know what's happening. You know, when I was a kid, after I had walked uphill to school both ways carrying a bucket of water, and the weekend arrived, we could sit down and watch wrestling, right. It would go on for an hour, and it was awesome. The Von Erichs would take on the Fabulous Freebirds, and then one of the Von Erichs would die in some horrible tragedy in real life, but then the show ended, and that Von Erich tragedy in real life was the biggest wrestling-related tragedy real life had to offer. It was sad as f***, but it was basically contained to that hour of watching wrestling. You didn't have to turn on one of the six available TV channels and see a dead Von Erich (RIP) in every show that came on. You see what I'm getting at? This motherf***er and his small-dick energy needs ALL of the attention. He joins EVERY F***ING FRANCHISE THERE IS and ruins them all. He even makes the bad ones worse. Fast and the Furious? Check. Marvel? Check. He even ruined G.I. Joe - that was the first time I noticed this whore, and that's how long it has been going on. It's a f***ing tragedy, man.

We start the day with @Striiker on the clock, @pit on deck, @mja on the lido deck, and Milord on the lido afterdeck.

F*****************************K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

[Striiker]

OK, time to announce the trade:

So obviously I will be taking Cholula Green Pepper Sauce as my Team Hot Sauce.

@pit go ahead when ready

 

[BiggE]

Look at this. This f***ing attention whore wants to be your president. LOOK AT IT.

I don't even know what's happening. You know, when I was a kid, after I had walked uphill to school both ways carrying a bucket of water, and the weekend arrived, we could sit down and watch wrestling, right. It would go on for an hour, and it was awesome. The Von Erichs would take on the Fabulous Freebirds, and then one of the Von Erichs would die in some horrible tragedy in real life, but then the show ended, and that Von Erich tragedy in real life was the biggest wrestling-related tragedy real life had to offer. It was sad as f***, but it was basically contained to that hour of watching wrestling. You didn't have to turn on one of the six available TV channels and see a dead Von Erich (RIP) in every show that came on. You see what I'm getting at? This motherf***er and his small-dick energy needs ALL of the attention. He joins EVERY F***ING FRANCHISE THERE IS and ruins them all. He even makes the bad ones worse. Fast and the Furious? Check. Marvel? Check. He even ruined G.I. Joe - that was the first time I noticed this whore, and that's how long it has been going on. It's a f***ing tragedy, man.

We start the day with @Striiker on the clock, @pit on deck, @mja on the lido deck, and Milord on the lido afterdeck.

F*****************************K!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

The Freebirds vs the Von Erich’s was one of the greatest pro wrestling rivalries of all time. The saga of the Von Erich’s is a sad one though, I believe Kevin is the only one who is still with us.

OK, time to announce the trade:

So obviously I will be taking Cholula Green Pepper Sauce as my Team Hot Sauce.

@pit go ahead when ready

This just shows, once again, how incompetent Cuck really is. FFS, all he had to do was throw in a bottle of hot sauce and Auston Matthews would be a Flyer.

It’s too bad there isn’t a hot sauce called 2nd Round Draft Pick.

 

[pit]

Let's just get a pretty stadium for ourselves...

Team Franchise Stadium Series Location: Pancho Arena in Hungary

@mja

 

[mja]

You know, that @Striiker kid's not so bad. @Captain Dave Poulin, please move Draisaitl to left wing, flip Pastrnak over to his natural RW, and slot Matthews into the center spot on the NJFZ top line. That's one hell of a line, ain't it boys? If only hockey mattered in the Quackverse. Maybe it will when we get there?

Anyways, Team Serial Killer. This is a tough category. Here at Lakehurst, we're always more than happy to mine tragedy and disaster for some dark humor, but to pick out a real actual serial killer to represent our team is just a bit much. Luckily, there's a fictional killer out there that will do.

Beverly Sutphin AKA Serial Mom is the title character of John Waters' satire of the public's fascination with true crime sensationalism. The great thing about her is that she's versatile. She cooks wonderful family dinners, is a meticulous housekeeper, and can take out anyone that wrongs or annoys her with whatever she has at hand.

She's also demonstrated an ability to get away scot free.

@Lord Defect, don't wear white after Labor Day. Beverly just hates that.

 

[Rebels57]

OK, time to announce the trade:

So obviously I will be taking Cholula Green Pepper Sauce as my Team Hot Sauce.

@pit go ahead when ready

Hate to break it to ya, but Cholula Green Pepper Sauce already belongs to the FOG.

 

[mja]

Hate to break it to ya, but Cholula Green Pepper Sauce already belongs to the FOG.

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Don't you have Tabasco Green Pepper Sauce, i.e. not Cholula?

 

[Striiker]

Hate to break it to ya, but Cholula Green Pepper Sauce already belongs to the FOG.

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You picked Tabasco, not Cholula, you senile old bat.

I think I already chose Sriracha as my condiment but I can't remember...so for the FOG Team Hot Sauce, i'm bringing Tabasco Green Pepper Hot Sauce on board. I absolutely drown Burrito Bowls with this stuff any time I go to Chipotle (which is less and less each year but I digress). This stuff is awesome. Just enough hear to warm you up but make you eager for the next bite.

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[Rebels57]

Don't you have Tabasco Green Pepper Sauce, i.e. not Cholula?

I am stupid - I got them mixed up because I just recently bought Cholula for work because they were out of Tabasco

My bad @Striiker!

Cholula is very good too and just like Tabasco, I don't like their regular hot sauce.

 

[Striiker]

I am stupid - I got them mixed up because I just recently bought Cholula for work because they were out of Tabasco

My bad @Striiker!

Cholula is very good too and just like Tabasco, I don't like their regular hot sauce.

First you make me look like a fool by misspelling your prospect picks name and making me think he was still available, now this?!

I'll never forgive you for these atrocities. Till the day I die, I'll curse your name. Then once I'm dead, your ass is getting haunted.

And you know what, I hope your store is out of Green Tabasco forever. Then you'll always have to buy Green Cholula and every time you eat it, you'll remember the time you made an attempt on my life.

ok but for real, I forget like 99% of what I've picked too so I totally get it lol...

 

[Rebels57]

First you make me look like a fool by misspelling your prospect picks name and making me think he was still available, now this?!

I'll never forgive you for these atrocities. Till the day I die, I'll curse your name. Then once I'm dead, your ass is getting haunted.

And you know what, I hope your store is out of Green Tabasco forever. Then you'll always have to buy Green Cholula and every time you eat it, you'll remember the time you made an attempt on my life.

 

[Lord Defect]

We’re going to tackle the tough issue of nudity with our next pick by choosing someone who was nude 99.9% of the entire movie. @Striiker avert your eyes.

Spoiler: Don’t look

Harry, from Harry and the Henderson

@GKJ i think you’re up, not time for a white I’m afraid.

 

[Striiker]

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Consider this a warning

 

[Asnito]

@Striiker how's the pup doing?

 

[Asnito]

New category idea. A Quack Verse fantasy hockey league. We hold a draft and play out the whole season.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

New category idea. A Quack Verse fantasy hockey league. We hold a draft and play out the whole season.

You're forgetting Tenant #1 of the Quackverse that 'Hockey Is Stupid.'

 

[Asnito]

You're forgetting Tenant #1 of the Quackverse that 'Hockey Is Stupid.'

I know that it is but at least this would bring some interest to the upcoming season.

 

[BiggE]

New category idea. A Quack Verse fantasy hockey league. We hold a draft and play out the whole season.

Hockey is stupid, the less of it we bring to the Quackverse, the better.

Unless by fantasy you mean imagining that Cuck and the senile advisors are sucked into a black hole. That I’m ok with.

 

[Lord Defect]

New category idea. A Quack Verse fantasy hockey league. We hold a draft and play out the whole season.

I’m in if we do it “on paper” and cap has to handle it completely, keeping manual track of everything.

 

[Asnito]

I’m in if we do it “on paper” and cap has to handle it completely, keeping manual track of everything.

Why you trying to torment Cap

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

New category idea. A Quack Verse fantasy hockey league. We hold a draft and play out the whole season.

Oh, you mean draft hockey players? That's a great idea - I wish we had thought of it.