NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – HISTORIC PHASE TWENTY!

[pit]

I have the power to have all of the powers.

Either the power of literacy or the power of following the rules wasn't included in your starter pack.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Either the power of literacy or the power of following the rules wasn't included in your starter pack.

I created the starter pack.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Finally, FINALLY we get some cloud cover. About f***ing time, Climate Change, you silly bitch.

We start the day with @Young Sandwich on the clock, @BiggE on deck, @Asnito on the lido deck, and MacGruber on the lido afterdeck.

I'll freely admit that my brother has some problems with ... let's call it "consistency of thought." The reason that last pick (barely) works is that as far as I can tell it is shot by the arm of that robot dog he selected. So it's a loophole that slides in. Of course he chose the "I Am Zod" defense to explain it, which doesn't help anything, and of course his accuser used the "Doritos Defense," so we are likely to never hear the end of it, but that's fine. I am merely here to record selections and keep this bitch ticking over as smoothly as possible.

Speaking of smoothly ticking over, that show "Le Bureau des Legendes" is really great. I'm in the early stages of the third season, and the tension has steadily gotten more and more pronounced. It's really well written and acted and directed, and the characters are great. Guess what the only problem is? That's right, it's the American characters they put in. It's pretty unavoidable to have them with a story about international spies, but they found some of the worst plugs you'll ever see to fill the roles. They are like the only sour notes in the whole thing.

tl;dr America is the worst.

 

[ajgoal]

I created the starter pack.

But then you apparently traded the aforementioned cards for a smashed bag of Doritos and a holographic Magikarp.

 

[Young Sandwich]

Just dropping in for a quickie here. This is where we will play our Stadium Series game. Look how beautiful it is.

Team Franchise Stadium Series Location - Henningsvær Stadion

I assume you've already woken and boken @BiggE so now it's time to pick.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

But then you apparently traded the aforementioned cards for a smashed bag of Doritos and a holographic Magikarp.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Also, can my literacy really be called into question if I never even read that part?

I saw Gun and saw that the weapon was also called a gun instead of a cannon and voila.

 

[BiggE]

If you wanna know the official hot sauce of Jacksonville Methgators, give me a HELL YEAH!!
Alright, but first, for old times sake, I brought my old pal Vince here to share a beer with Stone Cold. Here ya go pal

Well, damn Steve, that’s mighty

God damn, that never gets old! Now get that piece of trash out of my ring and let’s get on with this! As a proud Texan, Stone Cold Steve Austin knows a bit about hot sauce! So get yourself some ice cold Steveweisers, cause your gonna need something to put that fire out!! The official hot sauce of the Jacksonville Methgators is, Mad Dog 357 #9 Plutonium!

Official Methgators Hot Sauce:
Mad Dog 357 #9 Plutonium

@Asnito , come make a choice, sunshine

 

[DancingPanther]

Just dropping in for a quickie here. This is where we will play our Stadium Series game. Look how beautiful it is.

Team Franchise Stadium Series Location - Henningsvær Stadion

I assume you've already woken and boken @BiggE so now it's time to pick.

Woah holy f***

 

[pit]

Also, can my literacy really be called into question if I never even read that part?

I saw Gun and saw that the weapon was also called a gun instead of a cannon and voila.

Yes, choosing not to read something very much opens the door for literacy questioning.

And do you really want to do your brother dirty by opening up a sanctioned loophole like "I never even read it" for @Lord Defect ? I mean, he's probably used it a thousand times but now he'll have a reputable poster as comparison.

I'm not going to spend time going Doritos on this one, but it's pretty explicit in the description that it's a handheld weapon and that thing is from his mouth. It's also, by name, a cannon and it says no cannons. Yes, people refer to cannons as guns but that doesn't make them handheld.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Yes, choosing not to read something very much opens the door for literacy questioning.

And do you really want to do your brother dirty by opening up a sanctioned loophole like "I never even read it" for @Lord Defect ? I mean, he's probably used it a thousand times but now he'll have a reputable poster as comparison.

I'm not going to spend time going Doritos on this one, but it's pretty explicit in the description that it's a handheld weapon and that thing is from his mouth. It's also, by name, a cannon and it says no cannons. Yes, people refer to cannons as guns but that doesn't make them handheld.

If one single other person complains I’ll change it because I’m a man of the people.

 

[Lord Defect]

If one single other person complains I’ll change it because I’m a man of the people.

I’ll raise my hand
For the record I don’t mind your pick I just like being difficult

 

[Asnito]

The toads have made in known that they're not big into tattoos but if we have to do it, we want to get something unique. Therefore, our fans will all have their eyeballs tattooed. Yes this is a thing

@Magua save us from this madness

 

[Lord Defect]

The toads have made in known that they're not big into tattoos but if we have to do it, we want to get something unique. Therefore, our fans will all have their eyeballs tattooed. Yes this is a thing
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@Magua save us from this madness

That’s been linked to causing blindness. Enjoy playing in the dark, it might make your team better.

 

[Asnito]

That’s been linked to causing blindness. Enjoy playing in the dark, it might make your team better.

You mean it's not good for your long-term health, no way I believe that

 

[Magua]

Let's make it a quickie. Go Phillies.

The Honolulu Ghibli slather on our Team Hot Sauce: Adoboloco Hamajang Smoked Ghost Pepper

Adoboloco was started in Maui before moving production to Oahu. The brand has been featured on Hot Ones. I don't really use hot sauce on the regular, but "chili pepper water" is a popular condiment on the islands, and Adoboloco takes inspiration from it. Theme theme theme. And there's nothing sweet about this one.

****
@Captain Dave Poulin -- we should do a Scoville Scale for your spite

 

[Striiker]

Careful, don’t forget how that ends.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Careful, don’t forget how that ends.

 

[Striiker]

 

[ajgoal]

Careful, don’t forget how that ends.

I'm pretty sure I have nothing to fear from LA Whalers' own Darth Vader.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I'm pretty sure I have nothing to fear from LA Whalers' own Darth Vader.

“Borrowing”

 

[ajgoal]

“Borrowing”

Permanently

 

[Lord Defect]

Spoilers guy! Please! Some of us (@BigToe) haven’t seen a bunch of 50 year old movies.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

All I really had to do was stop overthinking everything and this became super easy.

From my co-favorite film of all time.

Team 80s Nude Scene - Lisa Bonet, Angel Heart

@ajgoal

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

The toads have made in known that they're not big into tattoos but if we have to do it, we want to get something unique. Therefore, our fans will all have their eyeballs tattooed. Yes this is a thing

@Magua save us from this madness

What is tattooed on their eyeballs? That's the category. the TATTOO, not the BODY PART.

EDIT: You know what, nevermind.