NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – HISTORIC PHASE TWENTY!

Beef Invictus

Revolutionary Positivity
Dec 21, 2009
130,492
171,215
Armored Train
Good morning everyone. Here is our hot sauce. It's actually hot and happens to also be a sauce. The word sweet is not included anywhere in the name of our hot sauce.


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Team Hot Sauce - Marie Sharp's Green Habanero Pepper Sauce

@BernieParent could you imagine choosing a hot sauce with the word "sweet" in the name of it? Yikes.

Thank you for doing this correctly, unlike our fear-laden commissioner
 

Beef Invictus

Revolutionary Positivity
Dec 21, 2009
130,492
171,215
Armored Train
"As lovers of the classics, the owners of the Tampa Bay FireSticks select as their Team Laser Gun one of pioneers of the science fiction genre: the phaser.

"Phasers were the most common and standard directed energy weapon in the arsenal of Starfleet and several other powers. Most phasers were classified as particle weapons and fire nadion particle beams; however, some were classified as plasma weapons and fired forced plasma beams. Based on the intensity and field of the beam and a variety of adjustments, a wide variety of effects could be achieved.



"As we are primarily peace-lovers, we appreciate that the phaser has multiple settings, including the ability to stun a target instead of just killing. Phasers are also effective tools, able to heat objects for basic survival or cut through rock and other substances. The beam could be focused to a single spot or widened to impact a large area.

"It must be said that the real-life use of a weapon that vaporizes its target has the strong potential to cause much more damage than what the sci-fi depiction shows.



"For maximum carnage, phasers can also be set to overload.



"@Hollywood Cannon, are you ready to boldly pick where no one has picked before?"


Phasers attack with nadions.

Lol nads
 

Asnito

Blood Rival to a Briere Simp
Mar 2, 2017
6,965
15,604
For our makeup pick we are going to pick a hot sauce that is multi-functional. Not only is it good as a condiment it's also excellent as a beverage as well as a cooking ingredient.

Fifteen or so years ago we went to a Christmas party in which everyone had to bring a unique food item. After much consideration we decided to bring "Flaming Hot Chocolate Chip" cookies. To accomplish this, we needed a hot sauce that was extremely potent but didn't have a strong flavor profile. This led us to only one choice, Endorphin Rush. Needless to say, the reactions were 'entertaining':laugh:

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@Beef Invictus I'm posting the recipe just for you

Ingredients​

1 cup butter, softened
1 cup white sugar
1 cup packed brown sugar
2 eggs
2 teaspoons vanilla extract
1 teaspoon baking soda
2 teaspoons hot water
½ teaspoon salt
3 cups all-purpose flour
2 cups semisweet chocolate chips
1 cup chopped walnuts
1 tablespoon Endorphin Rush (Flaming Hot)
2 tablespoons Endorphin Rush (Liquid Fire)
3 tablespoons Endorphin Rush (Vomit Inducing)


Directions​

  1. Preheat oven to 350 degrees F (175 degrees C).

  2. Cream together the butter, white sugar, and brown sugar until smooth. Beat in the eggs one at a time, then stir in the vanilla. Dissolve baking soda in hot water. Add to batter along with salt. Stir in flour, chocolate chips, nuts and Endorphin Rush. Drop by large spoonfuls onto ungreased pans.

  3. Bake for about 10 minutes in the preheated oven, or until edges are nicely browned.
 
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Captain Dave Poulin

Imaginary Cat
Sponsor
Apr 30, 2015
68,601
201,359
Tokyo, JP
Should I do this

Yes, obviously. But the two of you are shit out of luck if someone picks something you want during this phase. You should try to be finished by the end of this phase so you are filled out before the next one.

Thank you for doing this correctly, unlike our fear-laden commissioner

It's ironic that I am taking so much heat for my hot sauce pick. This also seems like an opportune time to remind everyone that I will cut a bitch. Also, I'm not the commissioner.
 

Captain Dave Poulin

Imaginary Cat
Sponsor
Apr 30, 2015
68,601
201,359
Tokyo, JP
I finished "Narco Saints." Don't watch it. Seriously, it's terrible. I'm super cereal. Killer.

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We start the day with @Strawberry Fields on the clock with a pair (phrasing). Then we have @Hollywood Cannon on deck also with a pair (phrasing), because he chose to be extremely hungover yesterday and skip his pick AGAIN. This is what he's like - skip, skip, skip ...

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@BernieParent is on the lido deck, and The Pervert is on the lido afterdeck.

That's enough entertainment for this morning. I have some final GDT prep to do, so keep yourselves occupied for a while.
 

Strawberry Fields

12x Calder Cup Champs
Sep 29, 2017
9,152
29,567
Central PA
Alabama white sauce for team hot sauce. It's not a hot sauce per se, but it has more kick than a traditional bbq sauce and is about the most my sensitive-ass tummy can handle anymore. It's also my go to sauce at Mission BBQ. (It's the white one- should be obvious given the color's in the name) also holy shit, that picture is a lot smaller than I expected

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Team laser gun- Mermaid Man's shrink belt. Is it a gun? No, but it shoots a laser and has an adverse effect on the people it hits. I say it counts.

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@Hollywood Cannon

Ignore the attachments, this was the second attempt to type this damn thing out after my phone chose to refresh the damn tab after I left it for a minute.
 

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Hollywood Cannon

I'm Away From My Desk
Jul 17, 2007
88,340
160,708
South Jersey
Sorry for the delay my peeps, duty called in the form of being a groomsman to a friend that i've known since middle school.

With that said we are prepared to make our two selections.

With our first make up pick we're going to select as our Team Sidekick...

Frank 'The Tank' Fleming






I may come to regret selecting him in this category but I envision a "position change" category sometime in the future where i'll store him in my back pocket.

Frank is a curious case because a lot of people can't stand the guy. I think he's absolutely electric but at the same time I believe that he's being taken advantage of a bit with his current stuff. That won't happen with our franchise. We will protect him and treat him as the American Hero that he is.

Frank may be an eternal pessimist but our goal here at the Las Vegas Desert Ducks headquarters is to turn him into a believer and what better way than to have him by our side as our team sidekick.

P.S. We already have a team chef so he won't need to be cooking any ribs.
 

Hollywood Cannon

I'm Away From My Desk
Jul 17, 2007
88,340
160,708
South Jersey
This one is probably going to be a little redundant because we already selected Death Saurer as our Official Team Attack Vehicle but we just wanted to make sure that we 100% have the weapon that while used on the Death Saurer it was also used in weaker forms on other Zoids.

So with that said we're going to select as our Team Laser Gun...

The Charged Particle Cannon from Zoids, aka Charged Particle Gun or the Charged Particle Beam Gun.

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@BernieParent we're not worthy of your next selection!
 

Lord Defect

Secretary of Blowtorching
Nov 13, 2013
18,909
34,995
Alabama white sauce for team hot sauce. It's not a hot sauce per se, but it has more kick than a traditional bbq sauce and is about the most my sensitive-ass tummy can handle anymore. It's also my go to sauce at Mission BBQ. (It's the white one- should be obvious given the color's in the name) also holy shit, that picture is a lot smaller than I expected

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Team laser gun- Mermaid Man's shrink belt. Is it a gun? No, but it shoots a laser and has an adverse effect on the people it hits. I say it counts.

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@Hollywood Cannon

Ignore the attachments, this was the second attempt to type this damn thing out after my phone chose to refresh the damn tab after I left it for a minute.
I’ve had bbq with Alabama white sauce from a food network chef. From him not from his recipe. It was some new haunted house attraction a few years back that I won vip tickets to.
It was the worst bbq I have ever had. I don’t know if it was him, his equipment, or the sauce, but I’ll never eat that sauce again.
 

Striiker

Former Flyers Fan
Jun 2, 2013
90,291
156,981
Pennsylvania
It's ironic that I am taking so much heat for my hot sauce pick. This also seems like an opportune time to remind everyone that I will cut a bitch. Also, I'm not the commissioner.
Your pick was great. If I hadn’t come to an agreement with mja that’s exactly what I was going to pick.

I get “A Taste Of Thai” brand sweet red chili sauce. It’s PERFECT for when I make summer rolls, with the rice paper (which is such a pain in the ass to work with), chicken or shrimp, lettuce, carrot, cucumber, and avocado.
 
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Captain Dave Poulin

Imaginary Cat
Sponsor
Apr 30, 2015
68,601
201,359
Tokyo, JP
Your pick was great. If I hadn’t come to an agreement with mja that’s exactly what I was going to pick.

I get “A Taste Of Thai” brand sweet red chili sauce. It’s PERFECT for when I make summer rolls, with the rice paper (which is such a pain in the ass to work with), chicken or shrimp, lettuce, carrot, cucumber, and avocado.

When I first got over there and started working, I would get to the office at around Noon and get home around 8:45, and I didn't eat all day, so by the time I got home I was like literally starving to death. Those first couple of months when I didn't have any money I'd go over to my friend's boyfriend's house at night, and they had a maid, and she would cook me rice with pork and a fried egg on top. F*** my life, that was the best food I've ever had. That's what that sweet chili sauce would go amazing with more than anything else.
 

BernieParent

In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
Mar 13, 2009
25,190
45,996
Chasm of Sar (north of Montreal, Qc)
Sorry for the wait, all. Our Thanksgiving meal rolled into the first evening of my hockey league.

"While the owners of the Tampa Bay FireSticks aren't big fans of tattoos, we will make the best use of our selection for this category and take the Anti-Possession Tattoo from Supernatural.

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"These tattoos are used by Sam and Dean and a small group of close friends to ward off demon possession. We will have these wards inscribed on our anti-evil squad, including His Holiness Pope Francis.

"Over, at loooooong last, to @Young Sandwich."
 

DancingPanther

Foundational Titan
Jun 19, 2018
33,974
72,207
Sorry for the delay my peeps, duty called in the form of being a groomsman to a friend that i've known since middle school.

With that said we are prepared to make our two selections.

With our first make up pick we're going to select as our Team Sidekick...

Frank 'The Tank' Fleming






I may come to regret selecting him in this category but I envision a "position change" category sometime in the future where i'll store him in my back pocket.

Frank is a curious case because a lot of people can't stand the guy. I think he's absolutely electric but at the same time I believe that he's being taken advantage of a bit with his current stuff. That won't happen with our franchise. We will protect him and treat him as the American Hero that he is.

Frank may be an eternal pessimist but our goal here at the Las Vegas Desert Ducks headquarters is to turn him into a believer and what better way than to have him by our side as our team sidekick.

P.S. We already have a team chef so he won't need to be cooking any ribs.

Gross

Handheld for some- it just depends on the size of your hand.

You know what they say about big hands....big laser guns
 

DancingPanther

Foundational Titan
Jun 19, 2018
33,974
72,207
Sorry for the wait, all. Our Thanksgiving meal rolled into the first evening of my hockey league.

"While the owners of the Tampa Bay FireSticks aren't big fans of tattoos, we will make the best use of our selection for this category and take the Anti-Possession Tattoo from Supernatural.

il_fullxfull.1473593657_ig4j.jpg


"These tattoos are used by Sam and Dean and a small group of close friends to ward off demon possession. We will have these wards inscribed on our anti-evil squad, including His Holiness Pope Francis.

"Over, at loooooong last, to @Young Sandwich."
Ha! I was googling the lore behind various sigils from that show and decided on forgoing since the ones that grant power all come with a burden. And my squad is invincible, so no need for any protective warding.

In honor of Bern, we have to have a Dad Jokes category.
I couldn't pick only one, but I'm in
 

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