BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
I won't resist a rest.That's it, you're under arrest
NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – HISTORIC PHASE TWENTY!
- Thread starter Captain Dave Poulin
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Striiker
Former Flyers Fan
Sunday Funday! Zippety-doo! Go crazy, folks - go crazy! I don't know.
We start the day with @BiggE on the clock, @Young Sandwich on deck, Bernardo on the lido deck, and Cannon on the lido afterdeck. @Asnito can make up his pick at any time. I still have Bernie's pick, so someone tag me when he comes up - or he could drop in and say that he'll take care of his pick - either way is OK with me - I am, after all, the caretaker of this enterprise, innit.
Yesterday was a crazy day of sports. The English football was God-awful in the morning, but I spent the rest of the day and deep into the night flipping back and forth like mad. I spent a lot of time with that Cleveland-Tampa playoff game on, and that was a mistake. Great ending, but WOOF. I don't remember why I missed so much of the early part of that Seattle game when it was the one I was looking forward to the most, but that also ended well. Then you guys got to enjoy Nola totally making the Cardinals your bitch - that one I didn't care about, but I saw most of it. Right at the end of it I was switching over to the end of the Alabama-A&M game, and the play call that ended that f***ing thing was one of the ugliest things I have ever seen. After that shat itself out, I switched back to the Cardinals game, and was further subjected to the ear poison of AJuice and f***ing Michael Kay, who is underrated in his terribleness.
While all this was going on, I managed to more or less finish the GDT, which I will launch Monday, and I have to warn you - it's really stupid. It's much shorter and less reading intensive than usual, which I did on purpose because I think a lot of people don't like to read that much, and even more people on this forum can't read full stop, but it contains the same amount of stupidity as a full-sized GDT. So take care.
We start the day with @BiggE on the clock, @Young Sandwich on deck, Bernardo on the lido deck, and Cannon on the lido afterdeck. @Asnito can make up his pick at any time. I still have Bernie's pick, so someone tag me when he comes up - or he could drop in and say that he'll take care of his pick - either way is OK with me - I am, after all, the caretaker of this enterprise, innit.
Yesterday was a crazy day of sports. The English football was God-awful in the morning, but I spent the rest of the day and deep into the night flipping back and forth like mad. I spent a lot of time with that Cleveland-Tampa playoff game on, and that was a mistake. Great ending, but WOOF. I don't remember why I missed so much of the early part of that Seattle game when it was the one I was looking forward to the most, but that also ended well. Then you guys got to enjoy Nola totally making the Cardinals your bitch - that one I didn't care about, but I saw most of it. Right at the end of it I was switching over to the end of the Alabama-A&M game, and the play call that ended that f***ing thing was one of the ugliest things I have ever seen. After that shat itself out, I switched back to the Cardinals game, and was further subjected to the ear poison of AJuice and f***ing Michael Kay, who is underrated in his terribleness.
While all this was going on, I managed to more or less finish the GDT, which I will launch Monday, and I have to warn you - it's really stupid. It's much shorter and less reading intensive than usual, which I did on purpose because I think a lot of people don't like to read that much, and even more people on this forum can't read full stop, but it contains the same amount of stupidity as a full-sized GDT. So take care.
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
After a wonderful time at a wedding yesterday, Cap'n, I'm good to go. Thanks for caretaking my next pick!Sunday Funday! Zippety-doo! Go crazy, folks - go crazy! I don't know.
We start the day with @BiggE on the clock, @Young Sandwich on deck, Bernardo on the lido deck, and Cannon on the lido afterdeck. @Asnito can make up his pick at any time. I still have Bernie's pick, so someone tag me when he comes up - or he could drop in and say that he'll take care of his pick - either way is OK with me - I am, after all, the caretaker of this enterprise, innit.
Yesterday was a crazy day of sports. The English football was God-awful in the morning, but I spent the rest of the day and deep into the night flipping back and forth like mad. I spent a lot of time with that Cleveland-Tampa playoff game on, and that was a mistake. Great ending, but WOOF. I don't remember why I missed so much of the early part of that Seattle game when it was the one I was looking forward to the most, but that also ended well. Then you guys got to enjoy Nola totally making the Cardinals your bitch - that one I didn't care about, but I saw most of it. Right at the end of it I was switching over to the end of the Alabama-A&M game, and the play call that ended that f***ing thing was one of the ugliest things I have ever seen. After that shat itself out, I switched back to the Cardinals game, and was further subjected to the ear poison of AJuice and f***ing Michael Kay, who is underrated in his terribleness.
While all this was going on, I managed to more or less finish the GDT, which I will launch Monday, and I have to warn you - it's really stupid. It's much shorter and less reading intensive than usual, which I did on purpose because I think a lot of people don't like to read that much, and even more people on this forum can't read full stop, but it contains the same amount of stupidity as a full-sized GDT. So take care.
BiggE
SELL THE DAMN TEAM
Are you kidding me? I mean that twat McMahon is gone, right? So why the hell am I still here?
Well jackass, once a Methgator, always a Methgator you drunk piece of shit, now read the card or do you a moment with Brock?
Um yeah, I see your point Mr H, or is it Mr Trips?
You know, speaking of trips, there was this night in Kansas City where me, Tim McCarver and 2 Cambodian hookers scored some acid and
READ! THE! CARD!
Fine! Jeez no one likes a good story these days. Ok, the official fanbase of the Jacksonville Methgators is, yeah this fits them like a toupee on Cosell, their very own neighbors, the fans of the Jacksonville Jaguars! Yup, if there’s two things Jags fans know it’s suffering and rampant drug abuse. Now you can all f*** off!
Official fanbase: JACKSONVILLE JAGUARS
@Young Sandwich , wake, bake and find something to take.
Good morning everyone. Here is our hot sauce. It's actually hot and happens to also be a sauce. The word sweet is not included anywhere in the name of our hot sauce.
Team Hot Sauce - Marie Sharp's Green Habanero Pepper Sauce
@BernieParent could you imagine choosing a hot sauce with the word "sweet" in the name of it? Yikes.
Team Hot Sauce - Marie Sharp's Green Habanero Pepper Sauce
@BernieParent could you imagine choosing a hot sauce with the word "sweet" in the name of it? Yikes.
Good morning everyone. Here is our hot sauce. It's actually hot and happens to also be a sauce. The word sweet is not included anywhere in the name of our hot sauce.
Team Hot Sauce - Marie Sharp's Green Habanero Pepper Sauce
@BernieParent could you imagine choosing a hot sauce with the word "sweet" in the name of it? Yikes.
It's just some good natured ribbing, Thai sweet chili sauce is delicious. I'm still down for a stab fight if you want though.
Why though? I'm not fighting you on the pick, just calling you a Sanheim for picking something so sweet for your hot sauce. No need to big brain it.
Not that, you pervert. Look at what I wrote down for your pick.
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
"As lovers of the classics, the owners of the Tampa Bay FireSticks select as their Team Laser Gun one of pioneers of the science fiction genre: the phaser.
"Phasers were the most common and standard directed energy weapon in the arsenal of Starfleet and several other powers. Most phasers were classified as particle weapons and fire nadion particle beams; however, some were classified as plasma weapons and fired forced plasma beams. Based on the intensity and field of the beam and a variety of adjustments, a wide variety of effects could be achieved.
"As we are primarily peace-lovers, we appreciate that the phaser has multiple settings, including the ability to stun a target instead of just killing. Phasers are also effective tools, able to heat objects for basic survival or cut through rock and other substances. The beam could be focused to a single spot or widened to impact a large area.
"It must be said that the real-life use of a weapon that vaporizes its target has the strong potential to cause much more damage than what the sci-fi depiction shows.
"For maximum carnage, phasers can also be set to overload.
"@Hollywood Cannon, are you ready to boldly pick where no one has picked before?"
"Phasers were the most common and standard directed energy weapon in the arsenal of Starfleet and several other powers. Most phasers were classified as particle weapons and fire nadion particle beams; however, some were classified as plasma weapons and fired forced plasma beams. Based on the intensity and field of the beam and a variety of adjustments, a wide variety of effects could be achieved.
"As we are primarily peace-lovers, we appreciate that the phaser has multiple settings, including the ability to stun a target instead of just killing. Phasers are also effective tools, able to heat objects for basic survival or cut through rock and other substances. The beam could be focused to a single spot or widened to impact a large area.
"It must be said that the real-life use of a weapon that vaporizes its target has the strong potential to cause much more damage than what the sci-fi depiction shows.
"For maximum carnage, phasers can also be set to overload.
"@Hollywood Cannon, are you ready to boldly pick where no one has picked before?"
CanadianFlyer88
Knublin' PPs
Happy Canadian Thanksgiving, @Captain Dave Poulin. I know it's your favourite holiday of the year, but I am surprised you omitted reference to it in your daily musings. 
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
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I’m not backtracking, chances are I’ll find another category I wasn’t aware of. What he say??
Boooooring.
kudymen
Hakstok was a fascist clique hiver lickballs.gif
I only "liked" it yesterday but I honestly want to say I appreciate this!
BernieParent
In misery of redwings of suckage for a long time
ajgoal
Almost always never serious
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There are videos out there of turning a toy phaser into the real thing.
Hollywood Cannon
I'm Away From My Desk
I’m a real douche here for holding this up. I’m still hungover from wedding last night and forgot that I was up when I saw it earlier so skip me.
Lord Defect
Secretary of Blowtorching
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It's on the spreadsheet, Toe - on the Civilization tab, near the very bottom. Are you working on filling out your blanks?
I want Ibra as my coach, Cap.
