NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – HISTORIC PHASE TWENTY!

[Striiker]

Still waiting for @Captain Dave Poulin to figure out how I'm going to get Ghost

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Still waiting for @Captain Dave Poulin to figure out how I'm going to get Ghost

We aren't dealing with hockey players right now. Because I can't even.

 

[Lord Defect]

We aren't dealing with hockey players right now. Because I can't even.

My trade hasn’t been processed yet

 

[Striiker]

We aren't dealing with hockey players right now. Because I can't even.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

That game last night set the sport back decades. Speaking of which, how 'bout them Flyers?

We start the day with @GKJ on the clock, @Lord Defect on deck, mja on the lido deck, and pit on the lido afterdeck. @JojoTheWhale can make up his three picks at any time. I hope we hear from him soon to find out everything is OK. There has been far too much bad shit happening to people on this forum lately.

I started watching this six-episode Korean series on Netflix called "Narco Saints." It's excellent and has a ton of top Korean actors in it. Unfortunately, I only got to watch 1 1/2 eps because my dumb ass stuck with that football game for too long. What a shitshow. I have to make a GDT too, but it has been sunny for about a million days in a row, and I can't see shit with the glare coming in.

The good news is that I haven't run into that bear yet. I keep looking for him when I go out in the morning and at night, and I'm still willing to hug him if he is game, but no encounters so far. I kind of wonder if bears actually stink the way Sam Losco stank when he was living in the wild like a samsquamtch. Hopefully I won't find out.

 

[GKJ]

For our team college course, if we’re going to have all this weed on the starship enterprise, we’re going to need everyone to know how to reproduce it. Luckily I found this listing from Leafly at the University of Maine:

@Lord Defect

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Sorry, doing my best. Keep skipping me for now. Mom and Dog are recovering extremely well. Mom is coming home from the rehab today. My Dad’s situation now can’t be commented on…

I’ll be back ASAP. I haven’t worked in 14 days. I don’t know what to do with myself.

 

[Lord Defect]

I feel like we have to take this course for ours college course. The university of Edinburgh, Parapsychology.

Parapsychology

The Koestler Parapsychology Unit takes a broad approach to parapsychology

www.ed.ac.uk

@mja

 

[BiggE]

Sorry, doing my best. Keep skipping me for now. Mom and Dog are recovering extremely well. Mom is coming home from the rehab today. My Dad’s situation now can’t be commented on…

I’ll be back ASAP. I haven’t worked in 14 days. I don’t know what to do with myself.

Sorry you are going through this, Jojo

 

[mja]

NJFZ Team Laser Gun: Schwartz Ring

Perhaps stretching the definition of a laser gun here, but it is handheld, and capable of firing off a truly devastating laser beam, in addition to functioning as a lightsaber.

So, you know, don't over my helmet, or else you'll force me Schwartz choke you.

@pit, May the Schwartz be with you on your incoming selection.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Sorry, doing my best. Keep skipping me for now. Mom and Dog are recovering extremely well. Mom is coming home from the rehab today. My Dad’s situation now can’t be commented on…

I’ll be back ASAP. I haven’t worked in 14 days. I don’t know what to do with myself.

Sorry it hasn't settled down yet, but it will soon. I'm about to go whale shit on these f***ers f***ing with you.

 

[Beef Invictus]

There are numerous laser guns I'm badly hoping get picked.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I am not ready to pick

 

[Lord Defect]

I am not ready to pick

Good thing you’re not up.

 

[pit]

I already nabbed one of these last round to the chagrin of many, so I will instead go for a more sympathetic serial killer (with better musical accompaniment).

Team Fictional Serial Killer: Sweeney Todd

I'd put an image but they're all Johnny Depp, so no.

@Striiker

 

[Striiker]

Team Franchise Stadium Series Location - Ottmar Hitzfeld Stadium

@Chuck Downie

 

[ajgoal]

I am not ready to pick

Team Franchise Stadium Series Location - Ottmar Hitzfeld Stadium

@Chuck Downie

Good luck getting pucks that go out of play...

 

[CanadianFlyer88]

Team Franchise Stadium Series Location - Ottmar Hitzfeld Stadium

@Chuck Downie

Generous of you to pick location that has enough seating for all of your season ticket holders.

 

[ajgoal]

Generous of you to pick location that has enough seating for all of your season ticket holders.

It's got enough for Philly and Arizona combined!

 

[Striiker]

Generous of you to pick location that has enough seating for all of your season ticket holders.

 

[Magua]

My serial killer will seriously kill the cereal killers.

 

[Striiker]

My serial killer will seriously kill the cereal killers.

Oh, that reminds me

Are we allowed to pick ourselves for categories or... ?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Oh, that reminds me

Are we allowed to pick ourselves for categories or... ?

No duplicates. I already picked you (for expansion).

 

[Striiker]

No duplicates. I already picked you (for expansion).

Wait do you actually own me in this???

I thought we invalidated all poster picks, which is why I’m no longer in the management of like 3 teams

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Wait do you actually own me in this???

I thought we invalidated all poster picks, which is why I’m no longer in the management of like 3 teams

I own you all. You all should have read the fine print when you joined and #Loopholes