The Seattle Sockeyes don't really want to bring a serial killer to the Quackverse, fictional or otherwise. So, as is our nature, we have gone loophole hunting.
Their website says: "Equipped with over 100 cereals from around the world, both dairy and non-dairy milk options and multiple toppings, our kitchen has something for everyone. We encourage you to use your imagination to build the perfect cereal bowl, cereal bun, waffle, ice cream, or milkshake of your dreams."
Seems like a perfect secondary market for our Murphy's smoked salmon ice cream, as well.
Currently with locations only in the Desert Ducks hotbeds of Vegas and Henderson, as well as a place I only just now learned existed called Goodyear, Arizona, we're thrilled to be able to expand its market in the PNW.
For our team serial killer, the Seattle Sockeyes are proud to select
The Cereal Killerz Kitchen. The 'z' in place of the 's' lets you know they mean business.
Live look at
@Beef Invictus taking the "cereal challenge" of attempting to consume 130 cereals in 60 minutes:
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Leafy Onion! Static Onion! Cloudy Onion!