NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – HISTORIC PHASE TWENTY!

[DancingPanther]

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I read Dante's Inferno, and weirdly enough, Hell kinda kink shames.

Did you read it in Italian though?

 

[DancingPanther]

Did you read it in Italian though?

That shit is in line Olde Italian. Dante is in many ways Italian Shakespeare

 

[Magua]

Did you read it in Italian though?

I read the right page.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

That shit is in line Olde Italian. Dante is in many ways Italian Shakespeare

We had to read it in high school in Italian IV.

 

[Striiker]

These multiple huge bottom of the page ads between the last post and the page select are f***ing awful.

 

[BiggE]

These multiple huge bottom of the page ads between the last post and the page select are f***ing awful.

I’m pretty sure this site migrated to the Flyers boardroom

 

[ajgoal]

We had to read it in high school in Italian IV.

Is that some special kind of Italian that you get via drip?

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Is that some special kind of Italian that you get via drip?

It's roman numerals, read a book... jeeze.

 

[ajgoal]

It's roman numerals, read a book... jeeze.

Why would I read if I can just have it injected into my veins?

 

[Asnito]

I have a make up pick which will be international soccer team, Norge. I'm channeling my viking heritage here.

For our nude scene we are going to select Carole Bouquet.

@Magua finish scalping your neighbor and make a pick

 

[Magua]

For our laser gun, while most people are thinking offense, we don't want to be poor defensively when it comes to energy weaponry.

The H-h-h-honolulu G-ghibli whip out our Team Laser Gun, the "Acme Integrating Pistol"

So, while all of you silly gents are disintegrating each other, the Ghibli have the only fix.

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@Captain Dave Poulin -- integrate your next pick, sir

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

For our laser gun, while most people are thinking offense, we don't want to be poor defensively when it comes to energy weaponry.

The H-h-h-honolulu G-ghibli whip out our Team Laser Gun, the "Acme Integrating Pistol"

So, while all of you silly gents are disintegrating each other, the Ghibli have the only fix.

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@Captain Dave Poulin -- integrate your next pick, sir

Awesome pick. I will make my own awesome pick in the morning.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I am a man of constant sorrow.

After all these years of daily drafting in here, I went in the Yahoo thing and f***ed up so badly, so royally, that I can't even think straight. We were in the second-to-last round and I was up. All I f***ing had to do was pick Lukas Reichel and he was mine, but I got cute and thought no one had him targeted. So I picked someone else and Flyguy swooped him up. It was my massive f***-up for not checking Flyguy's previous draft, where I would have seen that he drafted and stored Reichel all of last year. F***! Now I am going to have to overpay to get him, if I even can. F***ing IDIOT!

Anyway, I know I am up, and I will pick in a minute. @ajgoal is on deck, @BigToe is on the lido deck, and @Chuck Downie is on the lido afterdeck. Despite my trouble in that Yahoo draft, I think this phase is going super well, and it seems like everyone is having fun with the categories. And don't worry, I'm not going to start talking about my "fantasy hockey team" all the time - I know how boring it is. I'm just in the f***ing doldrums the morning after.

If someone is awake, please post something after this post so my pick doesn't f***ing automerge with this post.

 

[ajgoal]

I got you.

 

[Beef Invictus]

We had to read it in high school in Italian IV.

That's honestly wretched and pointless. It's not just defunct Italian, it's a specific regional dialect too.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

That's honestly wretched and pointless. It's not just defunct Italian, it's a specific regional dialect too.

I didn’t care. I was only taking the class to go to Italy.

It was actually the easiest year of Italian class.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Thank you, brother.

For me, your laser gun has to be able to fit in a holster, to leave your back free for your katana and your hands free for a quick draw of said katana. This one will take some special tailoring for the holster to work, but it is definitely doable. It also has to have some style about it, some vintage sci-fi swag. I like the idea of it being something unknown or unexplored. This is from a small illustrated book by Michael Murdock, but I haven't read it, and I'm sure I won't. The whole idea of this for me was to just do a Google search and find a "vintage" ray gun, and this one is perfect for me.

Team Laser Gun - Dr. Mordecai Crowley's Multi-Purpose Ray Gun

@ajgoal

 

[BiggE]

Making our next 2 picks will be

and

 

[ajgoal]

You and your classmates are working your way through the woods, being careful not to make too much noise. Then you stumble across a woman, apparently unconscious and covered in blood. You quickly grab her two-way radio and tie her to a tree, backing off so you can question her from a safe distance if she comes to. Or maybe you just chop off her head.

You're in the Michigan badlands, and something has happened. Dead people are coming to life and trying to eat you and your classmates. What's going on, and how do you survive?

Using the pop-culture hook of a zombie apocalypse, this Michigan State University course teaches students about "disaster management and human behaviors in catastrophes," with the goal of teaching students the theories and skills behind how groups survive real catastrophes throughout history. Students get a glimpse of what can happen when the trappings of civilization break down - even if it's only for a little while - and understand how humans manage to deal with it.

Team College Course: Social Work 290 - Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse - Disasters, Catastrophes, and Human Behavior (Michigan State University)

@BigToe

 

[mja]

You and your classmates are working your way through the woods, being careful not to make too much noise. Then you stumble across a woman, apparently unconscious and covered in blood. You quickly grab her two-way radio and tie her to a tree, backing off so you can question her from a safe distance if she comes to. Or maybe you just chop off her head.

You're in the Michigan badlands, and something has happened. Dead people are coming to life and trying to eat you and your classmates. What's going on, and how do you survive?

Using the pop-culture hook of a zombie apocalypse, this Michigan State University course teaches students about "disaster management and human behaviors in catastrophes," with the goal of teaching students the theories and skills behind how groups survive real catastrophes throughout history. Students get a glimpse of what can happen when the trappings of civilization break down - even if it's only for a little while - and understand how humans manage to deal with it.

Team College Course: Social Work 290 - Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse - Disasters, Catastrophes, and Human Behavior (Michigan State University)

@BigToe

Sniped!

 

[ajgoal]

Sniped!

Sorry. Decided I had enough brilliant scientists that I could take an interesting elective instead.

 

[Lord Defect]

You and your classmates are working your way through the woods, being careful not to make too much noise. Then you stumble across a woman, apparently unconscious and covered in blood. You quickly grab her two-way radio and tie her to a tree, backing off so you can question her from a safe distance if she comes to. Or maybe you just chop off her head.

You're in the Michigan badlands, and something has happened. Dead people are coming to life and trying to eat you and your classmates. What's going on, and how do you survive?

Using the pop-culture hook of a zombie apocalypse, this Michigan State University course teaches students about "disaster management and human behaviors in catastrophes," with the goal of teaching students the theories and skills behind how groups survive real catastrophes throughout history. Students get a glimpse of what can happen when the trappings of civilization break down - even if it's only for a little while - and understand how humans manage to deal with it.

Team College Course: Social Work 290 - Surviving the Coming Zombie Apocalypse - Disasters, Catastrophes, and Human Behavior (Michigan State University)

@BigToe

Stop prepping against my mythological creature

 

[ajgoal]

Stop prepping against my mythological creature

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[Lord Defect]

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We’re not even rivals!