NHL Mega-Mock Draft Reboot - Discussion / Draft Thread – DDU-DU DDU-DU PHASE TWENTY-TWO!

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Four days left until Chuck fulfills our dreams of a rebuild.

We start the day with @Strawberry Fields on the clock, my brother on deck, myself on the lido deck, and Toe on the lido afterdeck. @Asnito still has to make his picks, and f*** knows where @GKJ is.

You know how the birth rate is super low in Japan? If you happen to come into contact with any Japanese sociologists, genealogists, psychologists, other scientists, or other people in general, I would appreciate it if you would pass along the message that I am ready and willing to generously up their numbers with the gift of my seed. I don't want to be selfish, though. I am pretty sure birth rate numbers are down across the globe. I'm not sure what they are like in the developing world at the moment - those numbers have been higher up until recent days, but I think they are down there as well. For any other nations with sunken figures, I am certainly willing to negotiate.

Speaking of figures, no giant cabooses, please. I can't.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

TV show ii

The Andy Griffith Show

I watch next to no modern TV or movies, but I liked Andy Griffith growing up and I still enjoy it every now and then. God bless Don Knotts.

Cap, feel free to tag next up.

 

[Rebels57]

Four days left until Chuck fulfills our dreams of a rebuild.

We start the day with @Strawberry Fields on the clock, my brother on deck, myself on the lido deck, and Toe on the lido afterdeck. @Asnito still has to make his picks, and f*** knows where @GKJ is.

You know how the birth rate is super low in Japan? If you happen to come into contact with any Japanese sociologists, genealogists, psychologists, other scientists, or other people in general, I would appreciate it if you would pass along the message that I am ready and willing to generously up their numbers with the gift of my seed. I don't want to be selfish, though. I am pretty sure birth rate numbers are down across the globe. I'm not sure what they are like in the developing world at the moment - those numbers have been higher up until recent days, but I think they are down there as well. For any other nations with sunken figures, I am certainly willing to negotiate.

Speaking of figures, no giant cabooses, please. I can't.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Next up is my bro @Hollywood Cannon.

@Strawberry Fields I have you with "King of the Hill" for TV show.

 

[Strawberry Fields]

Next up is my bro @Hollywood Cannon.

@Strawberry Fields I have you with "King of the Hill" for TV show.

Lol shit. Can you tell how much I keep up with this

Keep Hank and keep the draft moving, I'll pick something else later

Forget that. I'll pick now. I'll take George Harrison's solo debut All Things Must Pass as album II.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Next up is my bro @Hollywood Cannon.

@Strawberry Fields I have you with "King of the Hill" for TV show.

Am I up up?

 

[Asnito]

The Toads are baffled how this movie is still available but after an extensive search of the data base we found no record of it. We are proud to correct this and select one of our all-time favorite movies.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Am I up up?

Yep yep.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Yep yep.

Alright, cool. I’ll make my two picks in like an hour. Taking TV to doctor’s appointment.

 

[Asnito]

The Toads will select Lieutenant Colonel Kilgore as our movie character.

@Hollywood Cannon you're up

 

[Asnito]

@BiggE you're so influential that they are making about your mascot

Rejoice! A Meth Gator Film is Officially on the Way [UPDATED]

Skarnado film studio The Asylum is behind the project Rejoice! A Meth Gator Film is Officially on the Way [UPDATED] Carys Anderson

www.yahoo.com

 

[BiggE]

@BiggE you're so influential that they are making about your mascot

Rejoice! A Meth Gator Film is Officially on the Way [UPDATED]

Skarnado film studio The Asylum is behind the project Rejoice! A Meth Gator Film is Officially on the Way [UPDATED] Carys Anderson

www.yahoo.com

Motherf***er! I better see some serious royalty checks!

 

[Asnito]

Motherf***er! I better see some serious royalty checks!

Next time the wifey makes fun of your mascot just remind her that they're making a movie about it

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Captain Dave Poulin

Getting drawn into going out to dinner now so... you can go.

I promise my picks will be made tonight.

 

[GKJ]

Ok, I'll move on an Author II before the boards meltdown.

I select Nina Lacour, mainly because when I had an audible account for when I was walking through the woods more consistently last year, I kinda turned to her books when I didn't feel like torturing myself with hockey and Flyers podcasts, and because I still prefer YA contemporary fiction books.

 

[Asnito]

@Captain Dave Poulin

Getting drawn into going out to dinner now so... you can go.

I promise my picks will be made tonight.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

"Richard was a sharpshooter in the US Army during World War I. He was badly disfigured during the war, losing his eye, upper jaw and most of the cheekbone on the left side of his face. He has also suffered some throat damage which causes him to speak in a low, muffled voice. Because of his appearance, Harrow wears a tin mask in public that is molded to mirror the intact right side of his face.

"After the war he returned to Plover, Wisconsin, where his twin sister, Emma, cared for him while his wounds healed. Once he was able to care for himself he left to live in Chicago.

"Richard meets fellow veteran Jimmy Darmody in an army hospital in Chicago, and they become fast friends. To prove his loyalty, Richard kills a local gangster who had disfigured a young prostitute with whom Jimmy was close. Jimmy invites Richard to stay with him and his family, and brings him on as muscle in his bootlegging outfit."

Team TV/Movie Character II - Richard Harrow

@BigToe

 

[Beef Invictus]

"Richard was a sharpshooter in the US Army during World War I. He was badly disfigured during the war, losing his eye, upper jaw and most of the cheekbone on the left side of his face. He has also suffered some throat damage which causes him to speak in a low, muffled voice. Because of his appearance, Harrow wears a tin mask in public that is molded to mirror the intact right side of his face.

"After the war he returned to Plover, Wisconsin, where his twin sister, Emma, cared for him while his wounds healed. Once he was able to care for himself he left to live in Chicago.

"Richard meets fellow veteran Jimmy Darmody in an army hospital in Chicago, and they become fast friends. To prove his loyalty, Richard kills a local gangster who had disfigured a young prostitute with whom Jimmy was close. Jimmy invites Richard to stay with him and his family, and brings him on as muscle in his bootlegging outfit."

Team TV/Movie Character II - Richard Harrow

@BigToe

I always heard that show was pretty meh until this guy showed up and carried the whole thing

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I always heard that show was pretty meh until this guy showed up and carried the whole thing

That is hugely false. He was awesome, but the show was spectacular from beginning to end. Vastly, massively underrated, and I am going to pick it for TV Show III as soon as we get to that.

 

[mja]

That is hugely false. He was awesome, but the show was spectacular from beginning to end. Vastly, massively underrated, and I am going to pick it for TV Show III as soon as we get to that.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

"TV Show II – This one can be either a currently running show or a defunct show – just don’t pick one which has explicitly been chosen before. Don’t worry about whether the actors in them have been chosen – everyone who picked that actor still gets all his work, but you will get this TV show as well."

 

[mja]

But seriously, I almost picked it three times now.

Edit: I'm not defective, I know the rules. I just wonder what the draft order is going to be for Phase 33 is all.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

But seriously, I almost picked it three times now.

Me too. I am going to find a way eventually. If you steal it, I will kill you.

 

[BigToe]

Team Band/Musician - The Chuck E Cheese Band

@DancingPanther hi

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Since I promised and night is winding down I’ll keep this short…

College Course: MATH 101 - Introduction to Analysis. Math is the devil so we must prepare for that right.

Book: