Other Sports: NCAA Thread v12

[Beef Invictus]

His name is Clifford, objectively one of the worst names there is. That should have been enough to end his QB career in middle school.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Yes good grab the throat to tackle, yes. YES.

 

[Beef Invictus]

McCormick coal-mined that guy's skull.


lol who throws that hit in 2022, that has been wildly illegal for that guy's entire sentient life.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Pat Narduzzi is a supercilious human gourd.

 

[FLYguy3911]

Charlie Jones is gonna have a big year. Really liked him at Iowa but they run a 1950s offense.

Oh wow. That’s brutal.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

This game absolutely rules.

Someone is going to have to explain to me how Slovis could have been so good as a Freshman and gotten to this level of dreck.

*Edit* OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE.

 

[Beef Invictus]

The best part of this game is that Hawaii isn't involved at all, right @Captain Dave Poulin

 

[Beef Invictus]

LOL!?

 

[Beef Invictus]

Not an LOL. This is the bad result

 

[Rich Nixon]

Pitt losing is important to me.

why, do you have something against me or something?

that was the most footballest football game I've seen in a while, in that it was indeed a series of reviews with an occasional throw or run or some shit.

anyway pee eye tee tee lezgo Pitt, someone's gonna puke in every single one of my old dorm rooms and apartments tonight, etc.

also Heinz Field (still the proper name) is not near the campus and Pitt's solution to that is to charter hundreds of school buses to haul kids to and from the stadium...it's such a miserable shitshow. 100-freshmen barf caddies. pour one out for those drivers tonight.

 

[Fire Tortorella]

Clifford is so bad.

 

[Rich Nixon]

just switched to Penn State game speaking of puke lol

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

For the love of god just bench Clifford if this is going to be another middling year.

 

[Beef Invictus]

just switched to Penn State game speaking of puke lol

It would be easy for me to say that if I had 1,000 nukes and could pick 1,000 targets, that I would just use them all on Pitt. But that's not true.

I'd use 500 on Pitt and 500 on Penn State, and I'd make sure to wait for a day where all the fallout lands on OSU and Notre Dame.

 

[Hurricane28]

I still can't believe Franklin got an extension

 

[trostol]

UNLV won their one game for the year last week..about as much as i expect from them

this Fresno St-Cal Poly game is entertaningish

 

[Rich Nixon]

It would be easy for me to say that if I had 1,000 nukes and could pick 1,000 targets, that I would just use them all on Pitt. But that's not true.

I'd use 500 on Pitt and 500 on Penn State, and I'd make sure to wait for a day where all the fallout lands on OSU and Notre Dame.

I loath Penn State as a place and sports institution. People who go there have a cultish devotion to their rideless amusement park in the middle of bumf***ville PA, with the only recurring points of pride being the football team and the ice cream. The football team proved itself a convoluted insular institution whose "importance" led it to cover for heinous and unforgivable things and the ice cream is...fine. PSU has nothing to distinguish it from any other big-ass school in the middle of nowhere, and yet its alumni are more maniacally devoted to their alma mater than anyone else I have met, probably stemming from early peaks. I love watching the corrupted rotten underachieving football team come up limp.

My stepmom sent us 6 pints of the ice cream today, actually. They still call the peach flavor "Peachy Paterno"! I'll eat it, but like...what a sad f***ing slice of PA culture that school is. f*** that dead guy and f*** his wack school. Grow a personality. Move on.

 

[Rich Nixon]

But Beef I never asked why you hate Pitt. We're usually mediocre as f*** at sports and it's just a billion-dollar community college with a big-ass tower in the middle of an idyllic little Appalachian pretend-city.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

The best part of this game is that Hawaii isn't involved at all, right @Captain Dave Poulin

Right, Biff Invinegarus.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Jeff Brohm with horrendous end game management there.

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

@JojoTheWhale I think Joey Porter Jr. might be a first rounder come next spring.



@Hollywood Cannon

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

It would be hilarious if Urban Meyer had a co-ed sitting on his lap while he was talking.

@JojoTheWhale I think Joey Porter Jr. might be a first rounder come next spring.



@Hollywood Cannon

His father is a pile of shit delicately balanced atop a stack of dicks.

 

[Beef Invictus]

But Beef I never asked why you hate Pitt. We're usually mediocre as f*** at sports and it's just a billion-dollar community college with a big-ass tower in the middle of an idyllic little Appalachian pretend-city.

Oh, there were a couple annoying games against VT that I've blown entirely out of proportion. The only way out is through.

 

[Cody Webster]

I loath Penn State as a place and sports institution. People who go there have a cultish devotion to their rideless amusement park in the middle of bumf***ville PA, with the only recurring points of pride being the football team and the ice cream. The football team proved itself a convoluted insular institution whose "importance" led it to cover for heinous and unforgivable things and the ice cream is...fine. PSU has nothing to distinguish it from any other big-ass school in the middle of nowhere, and yet its alumni are more maniacally devoted to their alma mater than anyone else I have met, probably stemming from early peaks. I love watching the corrupted rotten underachieving football team come up limp.

My stepmom sent us 6 pints of the ice cream today, actually. They still call the peach flavor "Peachy Paterno"! I'll eat it, but like...what a sad f***ing slice of PA culture that school is. f*** that dead guy and f*** his wack school. Grow a personality. Move on.

Someone didn't get into Penn state...

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I loath Penn State as a place and sports institution. People who go there have a cultish devotion to their rideless amusement park in the middle of bumf***ville PA, with the only recurring points of pride being the football team and the ice cream. The football team proved itself a convoluted insular institution whose "importance" led it to cover for heinous and unforgivable things and the ice cream is...fine. PSU has nothing to distinguish it from any other big-ass school in the middle of nowhere, and yet its alumni are more maniacally devoted to their alma mater than anyone else I have met, probably stemming from early peaks. I love watching the corrupted rotten underachieving football team come up limp.

My stepmom sent us 6 pints of the ice cream today, actually. They still call the peach flavor "Peachy Paterno"! I'll eat it, but like...what a sad f***ing slice of PA culture that school is. f*** that dead guy and f*** his wack school. Grow a personality. Move on.

Great post.