Other Sports: NCAA Thread v12

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This game absolutely rules.

Someone is going to have to explain to me how Slovis could have been so good as a Freshman and gotten to this level of dreck.

*Edit* OH MY GOD I HAVE NEVER SEEN THAT BEFORE.
 
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Pitt losing is important to me.

why, do you have something against me or something?

that was the most footballest football game I've seen in a while, in that it was indeed a series of reviews with an occasional throw or run or some shit.

anyway pee eye tee tee lezgo Pitt, someone's gonna puke in every single one of my old dorm rooms and apartments tonight, etc.

also Heinz Field (still the proper name) is not near the campus and Pitt's solution to that is to charter hundreds of school buses to haul kids to and from the stadium...it's such a miserable shitshow. 100-freshmen barf caddies. pour one out for those drivers tonight.
 
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just switched to Penn State game speaking of puke lol

It would be easy for me to say that if I had 1,000 nukes and could pick 1,000 targets, that I would just use them all on Pitt. But that's not true.

I'd use 500 on Pitt and 500 on Penn State, and I'd make sure to wait for a day where all the fallout lands on OSU and Notre Dame.
 
UNLV won their one game for the year last week..about as much as i expect from them

this Fresno St-Cal Poly game is entertaningish
 
It would be easy for me to say that if I had 1,000 nukes and could pick 1,000 targets, that I would just use them all on Pitt. But that's not true.

I'd use 500 on Pitt and 500 on Penn State, and I'd make sure to wait for a day where all the fallout lands on OSU and Notre Dame.

I loath Penn State as a place and sports institution. People who go there have a cultish devotion to their rideless amusement park in the middle of bumf***ville PA, with the only recurring points of pride being the football team and the ice cream. The football team proved itself a convoluted insular institution whose "importance" led it to cover for heinous and unforgivable things and the ice cream is...fine. PSU has nothing to distinguish it from any other big-ass school in the middle of nowhere, and yet its alumni are more maniacally devoted to their alma mater than anyone else I have met, probably stemming from early peaks. I love watching the corrupted rotten underachieving football team come up limp.

My stepmom sent us 6 pints of the ice cream today, actually. They still call the peach flavor "Peachy Paterno"! I'll eat it, but like...what a sad f***ing slice of PA culture that school is. f*** that dead guy and f*** his wack school. Grow a personality. Move on.
 
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But Beef I never asked why you hate Pitt. We're usually mediocre as f*** at sports and it's just a billion-dollar community college with a big-ass tower in the middle of an idyllic little Appalachian pretend-city.
 
But Beef I never asked why you hate Pitt. We're usually mediocre as f*** at sports and it's just a billion-dollar community college with a big-ass tower in the middle of an idyllic little Appalachian pretend-city.

Oh, there were a couple annoying games against VT that I've blown entirely out of proportion. The only way out is through.
 
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I loath Penn State as a place and sports institution. People who go there have a cultish devotion to their rideless amusement park in the middle of bumf***ville PA, with the only recurring points of pride being the football team and the ice cream. The football team proved itself a convoluted insular institution whose "importance" led it to cover for heinous and unforgivable things and the ice cream is...fine. PSU has nothing to distinguish it from any other big-ass school in the middle of nowhere, and yet its alumni are more maniacally devoted to their alma mater than anyone else I have met, probably stemming from early peaks. I love watching the corrupted rotten underachieving football team come up limp.

My stepmom sent us 6 pints of the ice cream today, actually. They still call the peach flavor "Peachy Paterno"! I'll eat it, but like...what a sad f***ing slice of PA culture that school is. f*** that dead guy and f*** his wack school. Grow a personality. Move on.
Someone didn't get into Penn state...:sarcasm:
 
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I loath Penn State as a place and sports institution. People who go there have a cultish devotion to their rideless amusement park in the middle of bumf***ville PA, with the only recurring points of pride being the football team and the ice cream. The football team proved itself a convoluted insular institution whose "importance" led it to cover for heinous and unforgivable things and the ice cream is...fine. PSU has nothing to distinguish it from any other big-ass school in the middle of nowhere, and yet its alumni are more maniacally devoted to their alma mater than anyone else I have met, probably stemming from early peaks. I love watching the corrupted rotten underachieving football team come up limp.

My stepmom sent us 6 pints of the ice cream today, actually. They still call the peach flavor "Peachy Paterno"! I'll eat it, but like...what a sad f***ing slice of PA culture that school is. f*** that dead guy and f*** his wack school. Grow a personality. Move on.
Great post.
 
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