Post-Game Talk: Mutombo

[Draft Guru]

no one was good but Laf especially sucked

We weren't watching the same game

 

[Rangers in 7]

no one was good but Laf especially sucked

Uhhhhhhhhh what?

 

[majordomo]

I'm going to repeat this for every braincell Laviolette has and you can tally them up:

Play your f***ing Norris winner.

Play your f***ing Norris winner.

Play your f***ing Norris winner.

Play your f***ing Norris winner.

Play your f***ing Norris winner.

Play your f***ing Norris winner.

Play your f***ing Norris winner.

After watching him tonight, I can understand by Lavvy isn't leaning heavily on him as usual. He is definitely less than 100%, especially skating wise. He's been nowhere near what he was before his injury.

 

[Gordon Bombay]

This is too cryptic for me

Nice

 

[irishlaxburger2]

We probably deserved to win that game and, in my mind, basically tied it. I'm not bothered by this particular game.

Let me tell you what bothers me.

f***ing Trouba is now averaging a minute and half more per game at 5v5 than Fox.

I haven't even given Laviolette so much as a dirty look this year because he's done few egregious things, but if this is the egregious thing he's going to do, it's worse than anything Gallant did. It's worse than anything anyone is doing.

I can't believe I have to explain this, but here goes. Maybe it will channel the right vibes into Laviolette's obese stupid brain.

This is not Jeter and A-Rod. This is not Austin and the Rock. This is not even Jordan and Pippen. This is eating a porterhouse or eating literal dog shit.

This fat, dumb, motherf***er has one of the 2 or 3 best defenseman currently playing hockey and is playing a different guy more, nevermind that said guy sucks.

In a sane world where I could have faith in people, he's saving Fox for the playoffs. You know that's not true. It's because Trouba is big, tough, and plays ShiTDeRn dErNFERNzE.

I'm going to repeat this for every braincell Laviolette has and you can tally them up:

Play your f***ing Norris winner.

Play your f***ing Norris winner.

Play your f***ing Norris winner.

Play your f***ing Norris winner.

Play your f***ing Norris winner.

Play your f***ing Norris winner.

Play your f***ing Norris winner.

Our Norris winner is clearly still getting over an injury. He hardly looks mobile the last couple weeks. If our roster wasn’t in the pickle it’s currently in with injuries, I’m not sure he would’ve been rushed back.

 

[Machinehead]

After watching him tonight, I can understand by Lavvy isn't leaning heavily on him as usual. He is definitely less than 100%, especially skating wise. He's been nowhere near what he was before his injury.

Complete f***ing bullshit.

This is something people made up for no reason.

Fox has looked completely normal.

 

[Machinehead]

Our Norris winner is clearly still getting over an injury. He hardly looks mobile the last couple weeks. If our roster wasn’t in the pickle it’s currently in with injuries, I’m not sure he would’ve been rushed back.

HE WAS NEVER MOBILE!!!

 

[irishlaxburger2]

HE WAS NEVER MOBILE!!!

He was never a good skater. He looks like he’s in quick sand right now though.

He’s way, way less mobile lately than he normally is. Especially in tight spaces.

 

[Svenhart2008]

HE WAS NEVER MOBILE!!!

You seem upsetti spaghetti….

 

[Machinehead]

@GoAwayPanarin come get ur HF Docs

Going to bookmark and bump every reply when Jake Toffman plays more minutes in our first round loss.

 

[MrAlmost]

Wheeler can not be on the first line on Monday. Lavi has to put vesey, cuylle or othmann there. Wheeler, with his inability to handle the puck or move, and Lavi, with his unwillingness to rid us of these players, are actively hurting the team now. Wheeler had a little bump, but the last 4 or so have been even worse then the start of the year.

I'm unclear what Othmann specifically did wrong to be benched.

Be a young, skilled player. We like those guys to break in on the 4th line and learn "defense".

 

[Machinehead]

You seem upsetti spaghetti….

I'm way f***ing beyond that.

Quinn Hughes and Cale Maker play about 24:30 a game. When are we going to get serious?

 

[Paulie Walnutz]

Where’s my credit for Mutuombo

 

[WhereO Is Kakko]

Nat Stat “high”lights:

1) Quick xGA = 1.8. Not his best outing, but see #2
2) Tuba and Miller absolutely caved tonite. wtf?
3) Still not sure what Lavi was thinking about line match-ups - how could Oth get such little ice time?

 

[Machinehead]

Where’s my credit for Mutuombo

Credit to @Paulie Walnutz

 

[Uglybstrd]

Wheeler plays way too much at five on five, they need to try something else.

Cuylle

 

[Machinehead]

People always come up with ulterior motives and every single pissing time, it turns out the Rangers are just playing the worse player more/at all because that's what they wanted to do.

 

[Tob]

Poop poop poop poop poop
Zibanejad is entering his Brian Boyle era
Laffy needs to go back to tap ins
The kid is playing 200% better but now no more tap ins
Wheeler needs to f*** off

 

[KirkAlbuquerque]

Uhhhhhhhhh what?

he bungled every chance he had, both shots and passes. Must have been nervous in front of his family.

I'm way f***ing beyond that.

Quinn Hughes and Cale Maker play about 24:30 a game. When are we going to get serious?

Fox is gimped

 

[Machinehead]

Nat Stat “high”lights:

1) Quick xGA = 1.8. Not his best outing, but see #2
2) Tuba and Miller absolutely caved tonite. wtf?
3) Still not sure what Lavi was thinking about line match-ups - how could Oth get such little ice time?

Othmann's line was getting obliterated. Obviously not his fault.

Love that the coaches recognize when they need to get Bonino off the ice but can't recognize that it's every night and he needs to not be in the lineup.

It's classic AV/Tanner Glass "I'm going to keep this piece of f***ing garbage in the lineup and then not play him because I know he sucks lol"

 

[Killem Dafoe]

Might as well send Othmann back down if he's just going to be stapled to 2 sea cucumbers with legs.

 

[Machinehead]

Fox is gimped

Keep telling yourself that's the reason.

Looking forward to the boxscore. Game 7, Devils 4-0 Rangers, Trouba 25:35.

 

[Tob]

 

[Machinehead]

If there was anything at all wrong with Fox, he wouldn't be playing at all. The team is in a playoff spot by 10 points.

He's not hurt. He came back six weeks ago.

Typical f***ing tinfoil hat bullshit to justify the Rangers being inbred.

 

[17futurecap]

Othmann's line was getting obliterated. Obviously not his fault.

Love that the coaches recognize when they need to get Bonino off the ice but can't recognize that it's every night and he needs to not be in the lineup.

It's class AV/Tanner Glass "I'm going to keep this piece of f***ing garbage in the lineup and then not play him because I know he sucks lol"

If Bonino can’t post a positive XG in a game like tonight, I’m not sure why he is playing, I know I know, he’s blocks shots on the PK.