Miscellaneous NHL Discussion XCIX: We're Gonna Party Like It's 99

[Curufinwe]

I wonder if there's an ignorant old on the Sharks forum claiming Donskoi shouldn't have got a bunch of concussions because he wasn't a tough guy.

 

[CutOnDime97]

 

[Beef Invictus]

@Hollywood Cannon If you don't wind up owning this then I'm gonna own you.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

@Hollywood Cannon If you don't wind up owning this then I'm gonna own you.

I saw it earlier today when I got the text for the auction. It's definitely a thing that I have really no reason to own but I very well may end up owning it.

 

[BringBackHakstol]

So uh, whatever happened with the hockey Canada report?

 

[trostol]

So uh, whatever happened with the hockey Canada report?

*NHL talking heads*
"What Hockey Canada report"
*wink wink nudge nudge*

 

[Sombastate]

Edit: Wrong thread

 

[wasup]

So uh, whatever happened with the hockey Canada report?

Their dog ate it just like mine did with my homework .

 

[landsbergfan]

 

[wankstifier]

Matthews in shambles?

 

[ajgoal]

Rick Westhead: Insurers refusing to provide coverage in CHL abuse lawsuit, court documents say | TSN

Insurance companies are threatening to withhold coverage from Hockey Canada and the Canadian Hockey League and its three major junior leagues and teams as they battle a high-stakes hazing, bullying, and abuse lawsuit, court documents say.

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HC lawsuit news not related to the WJ scandal.

 

[Cody Webster]

 

[Beef Invictus]

His draft coverage was woeful. It made me sad.

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Oh yeah, Keith Jones is still going to be the color guy here.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Oh yeah, Keith Jones is still going to be the color guy here.

I don't know why this was ever doubted. It's his job to "tell the story."

It's ridiculously detrimental to have this guy telegraphing every single thing the team values on TV every other night.

 

[GapToothedWonder]

So uh, whatever happened with the hockey Canada report?

Here you go

 

[Cody Webster]

Oh yeah, Keith Jones is still going to be the color guy here.

With Colby filling in for him

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

I don't know why this was ever doubted. It's his job to "tell the story."

It's ridiculously detrimental to have this guy telegraphing every single thing the team values on TV every other night.

Don't worry though, the whole thing is a psyop and John Tortorella is behind it all. They're going to make it look like they're zigging to the league when really they're zagging!

Just next level ingenious thinking from the organization.

Much praise, much success.

 

[Curufinwe]

I don't know why this was ever doubted. It's his job to "tell the story."

It's ridiculously detrimental to have this guy telegraphing every single thing the team values on TV every other night.

I don't think there's anyway you can have someone from management commentating games.

 

[Magua]

Oh yeah, Keith Jones is still going to be the color guy here.

I still lean to it being Shill Junior, Scott Hartnell. He has the phony, put on a happy face on-air personality of a Comcast pull string toy. Perhaps in some rotation along with someone new.

But I also know this pit has no bottom. Maybe Tortorella will do the color commentary on the nights he’s not on the bench.

 

[Curufinwe]

Hartnell has been shockingly bad at talking about the team. There must be some other FFers who are looking to get into media that they could give the cushy color job, too. Mike Knuble, maybe. Or Raffl. He was a funny guy.

 

[wankstifier]

Hartnell has been shockingly bad at talking about the team. There must be some other FFers who are looking to get into media that they could give the cushy color job, too. Mike Knuble, maybe. Or Raffl. He was a funny guy.

Raffl and Voracek, please

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

Should I waste energy caring anymore?

 

[wankstifier]

Should I waste energy caring anymore?

No, join us

 

[BackToTheBrierePatch]

I still lean to it being Shill Junior, Scott Hartnell. He has the phony, put on a happy face on-air personality of a Comcast pull string toy. Perhaps in some rotation along with someone new.

But I also know this pit has no bottom. Maybe Tortorella will do the color commentary on the nights he’s not on the bench.

Don’t give them any ideas