NHL Talk Miscellaneous NHL Discussion CIII: 2024 Stanley Cup Playoffs for Thee

[DancingPanther]

f***ing Blackberries lol

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

The fact this is the NHL I can’t rule it out of being a serious thing or parody is crazy. The timing with the whole capfriendly debacle makes it even funnier.

They must have watched the BlackBerry movie with Jim Balsillie.

 

[Beef Invictus]

Alrighty then.

lol what

 

[Striiker]

f***ing Blackberries lol

Strawberries are the superior berry. King of the berries, one might say.

 

[JojoTheWhale]

Older devices can be perfectly secure. Depending on your threat model, this can actually be easier to ensure. The phone I use for work is a Nexus 6P from 2016 with a specific security-focused OS on it.

It’s also why you’ll still find things like serial ports in industrial applications. You’d never use something like a USB device when uptime is everything.

 

[DancingPanther]

Strawberries are the superior berry. King of the berries, one might say.

Raspberries and blackberries, among others, are S tier for me. Both superior to strawberries, which are A tier. I think Raspberries might eek out blackberries for me by a whisker.

Older devices can be perfectly secure. Depending on your threat model, this can actually be easier to ensure. The phone I use for work is a Nexus 6P from 2016 with a specific security-focused OS on it.

It’s also why you’ll still find things like serial ports in industrial applications. You’d never use something like a USB device when uptime is everything.

You're absolutely right, but that doesn't make it any less hilarious that they're bragging about it

 

[Beef Invictus]

Older devices can be perfectly secure. Depending on your threat model, this can actually be easier to ensure. The phone I use for work is a Nexus 6P from 2016 with a specific security-focused OS on it.

It’s also why you’ll still find things like serial ports in industrial applications. You’d never use something like a USB device when uptime is everything.

I promise if they set up telegraph lines and tapped out their chats in encoded Morse they'd be far and away the most secure draft day op in sports

 

[Magua]

I’m just chortling at the Senators worrying about information security. Imagine the possibilities if teams didn’t know you wanted Tyler Boucher.

I know Briere and Jones and the Flyers value secrecy more than anyone. So I can only imagine how they top this. Turn Sam Morin into Johnny Mnemonic and keep their draft list encrypted in his brain?

 

[Striiker]

Raspberries and blackberries, among others, are S tier for me. Both superior to strawberries, which are A tier. I think Raspberries might eek out blackberries for me by a whisker.

I'm goin'

Strawberry
Raspberry


Blackberry


Blueberry









Cranberry

 

[wankstifier]

I'm goin'

Strawberry
Raspberry


Blackberry


Blueberry









Cranberry

Do you eat the strawberry greens?

 

[Striiker]

Do you eat the strawberry greens?

Absolutely not.

 

[wankstifier]

Absolutely not.

I’m incensed

 

[Striiker]

I’m incensed

You're used for aromatherapy?

 

[wankstifier]

You're used for aromatherapy?

Not that I know of. No free sniffs

 

[JojoTheWhale]

I promise if they set up telegraph lines and tapped out their chats in encoded Morse they'd be far and away the most secure draft day op in sports

It's a sobering thought that the Flyers could have made every pick after the first round by bullroarer for a good 15 years and come out ahead of where they were.

Strawberries are the superior berry. King of the berries, one might say.

Ok, I take it back. No one can turn me into someone with opinions this incorrect.

 

[Striiker]

Ok, I take it back. No one can turn me into someone with opinions this incorrect.

You're going to name some bullshit obscure fruit as the best berry, aren't you?

 

[LegionOfDoom91]

Older devices can be perfectly secure. Depending on your threat model, this can actually be easier to ensure. The phone I use for work is a Nexus 6P from 2016 with a specific security-focused OS on it.

It’s also why you’ll still find things like serial ports in industrial applications. You’d never use something like a USB device when uptime is everything.

I’m more so laughing at the fact they feel that’s even necessary. Is Lou Lamoriello gonna hack into their phones?

 

[wankstifier]

You're going to name some bullshit obscure fruit as the best berry, aren't you?

Betting on grapes

 

[JojoTheWhale]

You're going to name some bullshit obscure fruit as the best berry, aren't you?

Well now I have to add one.

Blackberry
Raspberry

Blackcurrant
Blueberry

Cranberry
Strawberry

 

[wankstifier]

Are you guys eating raw currants and cranberries?

 

[MacDonald4MVP]

Well now I have to add one.

Blackberry
Raspberry

Blackcurrant
Blueberry

Cranberry
Strawberry

I strongly agree. Also flyers are strawberry of the nhl

 

[Magua]

 

[Striiker]

Well now I have to add one.

Blackberry
Raspberry

Blackcurrant
Blueberry

Cranberry
Strawberry

I'm not letting this bait ruin my Terzic Out Day.

2014 Striiker would fall for this and get upset, but 2024 Striiker is far too wise and mild-mannered.

 

[Beef Invictus]

It's a sobering thought that the Flyers could have made every pick after the first round by bullroarer for a good 15 years and come out ahead of where they were.



Ok, I take it back. No one can turn me into someone with opinions this incorrect.

Is that because there's no way to express the name "Matteo Mann" with one?

 

[Chicken N Raffls]

I’m just chortling at the Senators worrying about information security. Imagine the possibilities if teams didn’t know you wanted Tyler Boucher.

I know Briere and Jones and the Flyers value secrecy more than anyone. So I can only imagine how they top this. Turn Sam Morin into Johnny Mnemonic and keep their draft list encrypted in his brain?

Flyers on draft night

Well now I have to add one.

Blackberry
Raspberry

Blackcurrant
Blueberry

Cranberry
Strawberry

I'd put Raspberries at the top, but I think we can all agree Blue is the best flavor for anything slushie related.