Preseason advertising meeting:
Kids:
We have a moose, a Goli goose, which isn't to be confused with the goalie goose.
-(Nordy) bangs his drum in anger.
-(PR) PETA will have a fit.
Just keep an eye on your lady because Mr. September might giver her a flower and Steel her Hart-man. (Groucho Marx improv) Well that's one way to add a son. (Addison)
-(PR) what is this the 1950s?
Food and beverage:
You'll have the Jostest with the mostest greet you and tell you about today's special: sturgeon paired with Martini and Rossi.
-(editor) That's a typo.
-(marketing) That's not a cooperate sponsor.
-(boss) So when it's fixed it comes out as "eat Sprugeon and drink Rossi?", too Boldy of a idea for me.
The sideshow has:
The Dewy-dee and Dewy-dumb twins, riding their jokester Dumba55.
-(legal) copywrite and censor issues.
-(boss) Duey-r, dewy-haim and Dumba24 just doesn't have the same ring to it.
The unbreakable Big Rig lifting the middle ton weight.
-(medical) the rig is broken.
Umm well we already have Freddy G as the beadred lady, so how about the great Zuccitini as the strongman?
-(boss) He'll need to grow a handlebar mustache.
-(Players rep) You can't make him.
Social media:
We're going to run a contest on who has the best shrine to Kaprizov.
-(big boss) the team is the religion, not a single player.
Still a work in progress:
We haven't come up for anything with Brodin.
-(social media) There are statues to him popping up in people's yards.
-(Ad) That's weird.
-(boss) No it's not, it's wild.
-(big boss) What was just said?
-(intern taking notes) Not weird. Wild
-(big boss) That's IT.
-(Ad) but we (gets cut off)
-(big boss) It's perfect, we're going with that.