GDT: LXXI | "Nowhere To Run, Nowhere to Pride" | Oilers vs Sharks | 3.20.23 | 7:30PM | SN1

[Oilers in NS]

Gene: "hey Caleb do you know the words to our anthem?"

I forget them sometimes

 

[Shaquille Oatmeal]

Is bouncy castle a euphemism?

Well, it depends how cool you are, bro.

 

[LTIR]

12-1

Still better than poster(s) who don't even watch regular season games because we firing our GM if we don't go further than last season

 

[Bryanbryoil]

Not a good sales pitch to Karlsson.

 

[GOilers88]

Oilers look like they have a severe case of the mondays, they can barely complete a pass. Nurse looks like Charles Barkley trying to golf every time he tries to make a pass or shot. San Jose has like one dangerous forward up front, and he's skating circles around the Oiler's defensive efforts.

Hyman is really kind of irritating on the powerplay too, why would you glide into the crease until you're standing behind the goaltender? There is a reason why he gets so many disallowed goals, and it's dumb shit like that. Would prefer to see Kane out there with the first unit.

Team: "So we were sitting in the dressing room today and we realized that ever since the All-Star break every period has been worse than the one before. So that means everytime you see us, it's the worst period of our season."

Woodcroft: "What about that first? Is that the worst period of the season?"

Team: "Yeah"

Woodcroft: "Whoa, that's messed up"

 

[KCC]

Forgettable period. EDM played down to the Sharks. Campbell was terrible early on but settled down. Problem is you know he's going to let in more muffins. lol

 

[NotAVacuumSalesman]

Give me a break! Team is at bottom of the league hems us in for a whole period. If it weren’t for multiple save by Campbell and a few posts, this game would be over. Not the way to build his confidence

Don't forget the offside call saved him too!

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

This is as bad a period as I've seen this team play this year. Thoroughly out skated, out played and out smarted by a lottery team. The defensive zone play is atrocious. Way too much gap given up and passively giving away high danger scoring opportunities. Kane's worst own zone play this year with a modicum of back check effort he can take away the rebound goal.

Playing down to a weak opponent who is playing up to a lethargic, flaccid and content home team.

 

[KingKhron]

What can I say that hasn’t been said? They better wake up.

 

[OfCorsiDid]

Team: "So we were sitting in the dressing room today and we realized that ever since the All-Star break every period has been worse than the one before. So that means everytime you see us, it's the worst period of our season."

Woodcroft: "What about that first? Is that the worst period of the season?"

Team: "Yeah"

Woodcroft: "Whoa, that's messed up"

This is perfect.

 

[gordonhught]

Bob always looks like he has bad gas.

Still better than poster(s) who don't even watch regular season games because we firing our GM if we don't go further than last season

Why do you want to fire the GM?

 

[Shaquille Oatmeal]

Jack Campbell fricken sucks.

 

[gordonhught]

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This cat is nice. He is hunting rabbits.

 

[Sanchez]

Lucic giving advice to Connor how to score? Haha good one John!

 

[iCanada]

Lol according to Shannon McDavid's goalscoring based on advise from lucic. Lol.

 

[Cloned]

Well, it depends how cool you are, bro.

 

[Tobias Kahun]

Lol according to Shannon McDavid's goalscoring based on advise from lucic. Lol.

" do exactly the opposite of what I do"

 

[dssource]

Just saw the sens/pens highlights. Fantastic job by the Sens goalie. Good for him. @tardigrade81 must be happy.

 

[Cloned]

Lucic giving advice to Connor how to score? Haha good one John!

Lol according to Shannon McDavid's goalscoring based on advise from lucic. Lol.

CP isn’t gonna be happy about this lol

 

[K1984]

Lol according to Shannon McDavid's goalscoring based on advise from lucic. Lol.

I’m convinced Lucic scores a lot of five hole goals because he can’t really raise the puck. Then it throws the goalie off and he gets caught out of position.

I’m dead serious.

 

[GrumpyKoala]

 

[gordonhught]

Be careful. anything you want to try out you have to try with Shaquille first.

 

[Behind Enemy Lines]

Man that was some 'expert' panel insight from the midget hockey level player and the other guy who probably topped out before that. Just when this game couldn't get worse...

haha

 

[OfCorsiDid]

" do exactly the opposite of what I do"

Maybe McDavid is so fed up with the stupid questions from the media he's just giving troll answers.

Five-hole snipe? Oh Lucic taught me that.

The sharp angle bank shot? That's all Devin Shore.

 

[xoczar99ox]

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That was quick…