Speculation: LA Kings Offseason Thread

[Lt Dan]

The posters with Daddy issues that they extend to the Kings players, coaches and management...

What about those of us with lemur issues?

Those things are f***ing creepy

 

[Bandit]

Who said anything about anal sex?

 

[Lt Dan]

88 days till nhl hockey...

Best post in a while

Ck: who is your breakout Kings player for this year?
And who do you think Kevin Fiala's favorite Smurf is?

 

[Sol]

Your reply's are often either nervous laughs with attempts at humor or a direct attacks attempting to shield your inner true self.
The mind can be some peoples prison or sometimes it's their closet...


They are usually linked the trauma, and the dysfunctional reaction...

Please continue your fanfic. What other ways do you fantasize about me in?

Seems like the off-season thread has turned quite kinky.

 

[Kingspiracy]

This is an incredible performance of denial, really sparkling stuff. Professional grade. Are you a congressman on grindr by any chance?

No, are you?

 

[chris kontos]

Best post in a while

Ck: who is your breakout Kings player for this year?
And who do you think Kevin Fiala's favorite Smurf is?

Breakout player: artur kaliyev. When he escapes via armed breakout of todd's doghouse. Probably will take an armored division.

Fiala' smurf: you'd better ask one of those guys that line up with letters spelling k e v i n f i a l a. They would know. They probably know more about fiala than who his favorite smurf is. They probably know a dangerous amount about him.

 

[King'sPawn]

I'm just glad we're not talking about toughness anymore.

 

[Lt Dan]

I'm just glad we're not talking about toughness anymore.

I would take 1,000 Johnny Utahs right now over this anal talk and innuendo

 

[kinghock]

Best post in a while

Ck: who is your breakout Kings player for this year?
And who do you think Kevin Fiala's favorite Smurf is?

Turcotte will be breakout Kings player for this year

 

[Herby]

You purchased a lie detector, or are you just a psychic falling asleep in a different time zone while you watch the Kings?

No, I watch enough hockey to know that comments like these are complete and total BS.

“Except for top 5 picks, Players take 5 years to make the league and 7 years to be impact players” - Even funnier in that same interview he said the Kings are “slow cooking” a top 5 pick.

“We have been slow cooking all our prospects since Dean was GM”

“Only the McDavid’s of the world don’t need any AHL time”

You can choose to believe stuff like “we think Byfield is totally on track” or “The PLD trade has nothing to do with missed picks” because there is no way to prove whether they are telling the truth or not, like with the comments above that can be fact checked by spending 5 minutes on any hockey reference website. I am personally less likely to believe someone when I know for a fact they have pushed BS before, but you are free to believe whoever. You are entitled to your own opinions but not your own facts.

I also don’t know why you are so obsessed with where people live, it’s 2023 not 1985 you can easily follow teams from anywhere.

 

[AbsentMojo]

Turcotte will be breakout Kings player for this year

Maybe... if he gets some acne actually I do think its possible if he finishes puberty in the offseason and his neurons heal up from Englund's blind side hit.

 

[Sol]

I'm just glad we're not talking about toughness anymore.

Yeah we’re not talking about toughness anymore, just hardness.

 

[SaltyElkHunter]

Does anyone think Lizzote would fit up Byfields ass?

 

[Sol]

Does anyone think Lizzote would fit up Byfields ass?

Lmfaooooooooooooooooooo maybe we can ask Jon Rosen to provide us with the hard hitting information

 

[Statto]

Please continue your fanfic. What other ways do you fantasize about me in?

Seems like the off-season thread has turned quite kinky.

Nah its not kinky, still pretty vanilla but then again I am European

 

[King'sPawn]

Nah its not kinky, still pretty vanilla but then again I am European

Don't you consider seasoning your food to be a fetish?

 

[Raccoon Jesus]

Congratulations everyone, we did it, we've reached peak offseason

Nah its not kinky, still pretty vanilla but then again I am European

Room temperature or ice water?

 

[KingsHockey24]

Oh so we're talking about anal sex and toughness now huh.

 

[ZJames]

Wow, this thread really went down the rabbit hole... and at the rate this this forum is going, someone will turn that into a dirty innuendo.

 

[Lt Dan]

Wow, this thread really went down the rabbit hole... and at the rate this this forum is going, someone will turn that into a dirty innuendo.

I am against the direction this thread is going but the ninth word in your post is low hanging fruit for this tomfoolery to continue

 

[AbsentMojo]

During the summer doldrums this site and its denizens shall be referred to as 'HFBoreds' as in there is so little to talk about ennui descends creating all manner of strange behavior.

 

[542365]

Hey guys, fantasy hockey question. Is Cam Talbot expected to be the starter? Or Copley? Or a 1A/1B situation? Thanks in advance.

 

[Schrute farms]

I am against the direction this thread is going but the ninth word in your post is low hanging fruit for this tomfoolery to continue

 

[Lt Dan]

Hey guys, fantasy hockey question. Is Cam Talbot expected to be the starter? Or Copley? Or a 1A/1B situation? Thanks in advance.

The best answer i can give you.... it'll be a rotation. The koala is stubborn AF. If this a fantasy question I wouldn't rely on either to play more than 45 games. the only time it wasn't a rotation was the playoffs when we all wanted Copely in net later in the series

Look at last season

Los Angeles Kings 2022-23 Regular Season NHL Schedule - ESPN

ESPN has the full 2022-23 Los Angeles Kings Regular Season NHL schedule. Includes game times, TV listings and ticket information for all Kings games.

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Copely entered the rotation on 12/6. Won his first start...quick got the next game and lost. won his second start..quick got the next game and lost

 

[Kudelski37]

Do we need to add a safe word to our profile in order to post in this thread?