Speculation: LA Kings Offseason Thread

[chris kontos]

Intensity can mean different stuff
Competitive intensity
Angry intensity
Intense affect
Intense emotion
I needed to qualify that i was writing about combative intensity. Didnt mean to mislead.

 

[Surf Nutz]

What can be talked about that hasn't been talked about already?

The posters with Daddy issues that they extend to the Kings players, coaches and management...

 

[Little Psycho]

i don't mean to stifle conversation here but are we just going to repeat the wE nEeD ToUgHnEsS mantra every day until october? i know, we do, it's bad, but this shit's getting kinda tired

We can always talk about Kopitar’s contract…

 

[Herby]

The posters with Daddy issues that they extend to the Kings players, coaches and management...

Disagreeing with the direction a team is going and calling out members of the organization who are literally lying to the fanbase apparently means you have daddy issues.

Good to know.

“not true” fans also, right?

 

[GoldenBearHockey]

Intensity can mean different stuff
Competitive intensity
Angry intensity
Intense affect
Intense emotion
I needed to qualify that i was writing about combative intensity. Didnt mean to mislead.

Now you gotta clarify combative intensity in hockey.....if you go by just that, then you are talking about enforcers

 

[Surf Nutz]

Disagreeing with the direction a team is going and calling out members of the organization who are literally lying to the fanbase apparently means you have daddy issues.

Good to know.

“not true” fans also, right?

You purchased a lie detector, or are you just a psychic falling asleep in a different time zone while you watch the Kings?

 

[GoldenBearHockey]

Disagreeing with the direction a team is going and calling out members of the organization who are literally lying to the fanbase apparently means you have daddy issues.

Good to know.

“not true” fans also, right?

100%, just like being ok with the direction they are going in, means you are boot lickers...and not true fans.....

Kinda funny how that works.....(again, being general here) I think I need to make that my signature

 

[Surf Nutz]

Now you gotta clarify combative intensity in hockey.....if you go by just that, then you are talking about enforcers

https://3.bp.blogspot.com/-Ke3kaXN1NiE/VWmIBpMYBiI/AAAAAAAAEbM/t9vfn2ZnDMQ/s1600/the%2Bclash%2B-%2Bcombat%2Brock.png

 

[SettlementRichie10]

Who said anything about anal sex?

I dont think anyone is compensating for anything. I just think people are sick of seeing their team play a placid game.

I think some people are so used to seeing this team bend over that they think playing hard is asking for lube first and push back is the return bump.

I wonder if Chuck Norris can skate.

So when you mentioned BENDING OVER and ASKING FOR LUBE, you were referencing...what exactly?

 

[SaltyElkHunter]

So when you mentioned BENDING OVER and ASKING FOR LUBE, you were referencing...what exactly?

More than a reach around …

 

[Kingspiracy]

So when you mentioned BENDING OVER and ASKING FOR LUBE, you were referencing...what exactly?

A submissive stance, and not taking the bull by horns.

You're the one with the active imagination

 

[Sol]

The posters with Daddy issues that they extend to the Kings players, coaches and management...

Uh oh SurfNutz with his signature bad take. Oof.

 

[SettlementRichie10]

A submissive stance, and not taking the bull by horns.

You're the one with the active imagination

Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me, champ.

 

[King'sPawn]

I can't handle all this eroticism of daddy issues and bending people over without @Lt Dan

 

[Kingspiracy]

Don't worry. Your secret's safe with me, champ.

Which secret dawg?
My preference for a physical brand of hockey or belief that this team is too placid?

 

[Surf Nutz]

Uh oh SurfNutz with his signature bad take. Oof.

Your reply's are often either nervous laughs with attempts at humor or a direct attacks attempting to shield your inner true self.
The mind can be some peoples prison or sometimes it's their closet...

I can't handle all this eroticism of daddy issues and bending people over without @Lt Dan

They are usually linked the trauma, and the dysfunctional reaction...

 

[BigKing]

I've been busy today and only read this last page. Should I feel funny in my pants or no?

 

[Surf Nutz]

A submissive stance, and not taking the bull by horns.

You're the one with the active imagination

Paging Dr. Freud...

 

[SettlementRichie10]

Which secret dawg?
My preference for a physical brand of hockey or belief that this team is too placid?

I can see you're very confused. Lucky for you, I'm bored at work, so I'm here to help:

- BENDING OVER and ASKING FOR LUBE are direct references to anal sex.
- You used these references in the context you did to imply passivity and weakness, or in your own words, "a submissive stance, or not taking the bull by the horns."
- Correlating homosexual relationships/intercourse with passivity and weakness is a pretty common inference made in western heteronormative culture.
- You disputed my claim that incessantly demanding more "toughness" is a some kind of psychological projection or compensation.
- The PEAK DELICIOUS IRONY of disputing said claim with an ancient bigoted cliche is still lost on you.

Oh, and I agree that the Kings should play more physical.

 

[Raccoon Jesus]

i don't mean to stifle conversation here but are we just going to repeat the wE nEeD ToUgHnEsS mantra every day until october? i know, we do, it's bad, but this shit's getting kinda tired

- BENDING OVER and ASKING FOR LUBE are direct references to anal sex.
- You used these references in the context you did to imply passivity and weakness, or in your own words, "a submissive stance, or not taking the bull by the horns."
- Correlating homosexual relationships/intercourse with passivity and weakness is a pretty common inference made in western heteronormative culture.
- You disputed my claim that incessantly demanding more "toughness" is a some kind of psychological projection or compensation.

Be careful what you wish for @tny760 !

 

[tny760]

Be careful what you wish for @tny760 !

yeah i kinda f***ed up huh

sorry guys

 

[Kingspiracy]

I can see you're very confused. Lucky for you, I'm bored at work, so I'm here to help:

- BENDING OVER and ASKING FOR LUBE are direct references to anal sex.
- You used these references in the context you did to imply passivity and weakness, or in your own words, "a submissive stance, or not taking the bull by the horns."
- Correlating homosexual relationships/intercourse with passivity and weakness is a pretty common inference made in western heteronormative culture.
- You disputed my claim that incessantly demanding more "toughness" is a some kind of psychological projection or compensation.
- The PEAK DELICIOUS IRONY of disputing said claim with an ancient bigoted cliche is still lost on you.

Oh, and I agree that the Kings should play more physical.

You seem to be the one confused,

You introduced homosexuality into the conversation not me.

You misinterpreted my post and ran with it.

You are the one who grouped bending over and asking for lube together out of context not me.

How am i lucky that you're bored at work?perhaps you need to be more head down bum up at work (if you'll excuse the pun)

Still waiting on the secret.

 

[kings11]

Well Datsyuk also had no issue with putting Shea Weber in his place.

You can play with grit and edge while also not taking many penalties. Kopitar is soft as hell and has never intentionally thrown a real hit his whole career.

I wouldn’t compare Datsyuk with the likes of Kopitar. Kopitar shoes zero backbone. Datsyuk did.


Lmfao thanks for making me laugh


Is he really?

Yup, he’s as tall as Glen Murray if not slightly taller

 

[Brownie to Pancakes]

You seem to be the one confused,

You introduced homosexuality into the conversation not me.

You misinterpreted my post and ran with it.

You are the one who grouped bending over and asking for lube together out of context not me.

How am i lucky that you're bored at work?perhaps you need to be more head down bum up at work (if you'll excuse the pun)

Still waiting on the secret.

This is an incredible performance of denial, really sparkling stuff. Professional grade. Are you a congressman on grindr by any chance?

 

[chris kontos]

88 days till nhl hockey...