Confirmed with Link: Keith Jones actually set to be named real life part-time President of Hockey Operations, Danny Briere full-time GM

[Hollywood Cannon]

I was gonna say thr Avs but it felt too bandwagony.

If anyone tries to give you trouble i'll beat them up.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Dortmund

I'm proud of you.

 

[Beef Invictus]

I'm now on my "summer of george" unemployment for more or less telling my management they didn't have a single clue what they were doing in regards to technology.

Collecting 830 a week (which isn't great) to go to the beach/work on my side hustle/etc isn't too bad though.

Eventually that will crash down on them and they'll realize they blew a ton of money. And even if they don't admit it, some part of their lizard brain will know you were right.

 

[Embiid]

Sub-human intelligence.

Who is this dummy?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

NHL in general has angered me with their silence policies on social issues.
So, none.

Although, I am moving to Canada in July to a city with a team in the Quebec Major Junior hockey league, maybe that one would be better.

The Remparts? Drummondville? A lot of nice teams up there.

 

[Mkoll]

The Remparts? Drummondville? A lot of nice teams up there.

Saint John Sea Dogs

 

[Striiker]

I'm proud of you.

1 point behind Bayern with 3 games left for each team.

I’m scared, Cap.

 

[Jack Straw]

Devils if you want to stay local and watch a fun, exciting team.

Canes if you want to watch a team that always does the right thing.

LA if you want a fun team but feel dirty about staying in conference.

I'm a New Yawkuh now... Broadway Blueshirts bay-bee!

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

1 point behind Bayern with 3 games left for each team.

I’m scared, Cap.

I know the exact feeling all too well.

 

[Beef Invictus]

You people don't need new hockey teams, you need a new sport. Cricket is the answer.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Their stupid new banner on Twitter is "A New Era of Orange." I hate these c***s so much.

 

[BernieParent]

Their stupid new banner on Twitter is "A New Era of Orange." I hate these c***s so much.

I prefer Orange is the New Bleak

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I prefer Orange is the New Bleak

 

[Hollywood Cannon]

Oh. Makes sense.

 

[ponder719]

I prefer Orange is the New Bleak

"Orange You Glad We Didn't Say Ray Shero"?

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Of all the loads of shit I have ever read, that f***ing article may be the loadest. Check out this peanut in the turd.

"On Jones's side of things, he has been the team's primary television analyst for the past 23 years, and he did that so well that it earned him extensive national television work, right up to becoming NBC's top hockey analyst. The job involves recognizing the team's strengths and flaws, and Jones has not been shy over the years about pointing out things he thinks the Flyers need to do better."

 

[Beef Invictus]

Nobody with a brain believes it's a new era.

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

I can't finish the f***ing thing. Aside from being unbelievably poorly written, it is just full of complete shit.

"When examining the areas for which each will be responsible, it presents itself as the best of both worlds. The approach that Briere and Jones take to their respective roles is going to be virtually the same as any outsider would take as far as connections to the past are concerned - in that those connections aren't going to be much of a factor."

F*** right off. My brain hurts so bad right now.

 

[GKJ]

Their stupid new banner on Twitter is "A New Era of Orange." I hate these c***s so much.

I call it ‘a new error of orange’

 

[chadateit]

When is this press conference going to be? I am kinda curious to see the dumpster fire. Hoping to see even one half decent question asked.

 

[Larry44]

He's missing the first, most essential qualification. It'll never work.

Jamie is so cute. I remember his first blog. There were so many spelling (esp player names), grammar and factual errors I called them out in the comments, nicely, encouraging him to do better if he planned to continue. He improved technically but he’s still got Pollyanna orange lenses on and is pretty clueless otherwise. Nice guy though, he could still be VP! Lol!

 

[Jack Straw]

Oh. Makes sense.

Flyers to Danny B, Jonesy, and Torts...

 

[Captain Dave Poulin]

Jamie is so cute. I remember his first blog. There were so many spelling (esp player names), grammar and factual errors I called them out in the comments, nicely, encouraging him to do better if he planned to continue. He improved technically but he’s still got Pollyanna orange lenses on and is pretty clueless otherwise. Nice guy though, he could still be VP! Lol!

Yeah, he's a f***ing idiot.

 

[gertbfrobe16]

Jamie is so cute. I remember his first blog. There were so many spelling (esp player names), grammar and factual errors I called them out in the comments, nicely, encouraging him to do better if he planned to continue. He improved technically but he’s still got Pollyanna orange lenses on and is pretty clueless otherwise. Nice guy though, he could still be VP! Lol!

So Sommerman is now what Jamie was then

 

[Rich Nixon]

not sure if anyone keyed in on this earlier in the thread but the "quotes" were also 100% AI-generated