Post-Game Talk: Jets noogie the Canuckleheads 4-1

[ICdave]

Post-game audio:

Players: Blake Wheeler, Adam Lowry and Kyle Connor.

Coach Maurice.

To listen click here.

 

[Jets 31]

I assume they mean this one

That looks like it's being fast forwarded , can you say frigging fast .

 

[John Agar]

From fairest forwards we desire increase,
That thereby Farmboy's flow might never die,
But as Rosie’s ripper in short time release,
And our Tendy’s flair might bear our memory:
Be thou contracted to Schief’s own bright eyes,
Feed'st Copp's PP shift with self-substantial fuel,
Making a famine where Canucks’ offence lies,
And squish thy foe, with thy top shelf too cruel:
Our top 6: art now the League's fresh ornament?
(But our D won’t herald that gaudy spring),
Within HFJets own ale-cups drink thy content,
Aye, give it a whirl, mak'st waste in hesitating:
Pity the world, or else this glutton be,
To crush thy free pizza, by the deke and KFC.

You thrive on tragedy and triumph...

You must be a Jets fan...

 

[AlphaLackey]

So much for the Giraffian' reach...

KFC made him into African Plains KFG...

it's all about the eleven herbs and spices. And the grease too, fortunately Lowry's goal was plenty greasy

 

[AlphaLackey]

That looks like it's being fast forwarded , can you say frigging fast .

Myers was going so slow there, before he could say "I'm not THAT bad," he was.

 

[kanadalainen]

You thrive on tragedy and triumph...

You must be Jets fan...

super like

 

[John Agar]

That looks like it's being fast forwarded , can you say frigging fast .

Friggin fast... friggin fast... friggin fast...

Myers says...

"Oh... salt lick..."

 

[Jetsfan79]

Mo finally breaks up the bromance that many have been demanding for almost a year and the result was completely as we knew they would be...

Short sample size.

 

[Upperdeckjet]

I call game 1 with Wheeler as our number 2 center a success!

 

[ocdaddy]

Just wanted to point out that at this early stage of the season Pionk is beating Jacob Trouba in both points and +/-.

 

[Tanembaria]

What kind of reception did Myers get?

 

[John Agar]

Just wanted to point out that at this early stage of the season Pionk is beating Jacob Trouba in both points and +/-.

Pionk also has a better haircut...

 

[kanadalainen]

I hate to beat a dead horse but...6m per year for 5 more years for Myers...oy vey.

Its akin to beating a dead giraffe.

 

[Mbraunm]

Short sample size.

True-short sample size, but we have a massive sample size for K-S-W and E-L-L, so, there’s that.

 

[jefferoni]

 

[ffh]

Said this afternoon b2b 3in4 against a rested team this would be an easy win. Even bet 200k of that fake money on the jets to win in regulation

 

[jefferoni]

 

[Saidin]

Where the Helly haters now?

 

[Mbraunm]

It’s great to see Canucks fans on their board discussing the realisation of what they have in Myers

 

[DeepFrickinValue]

Just wanted to point out that at this early stage of the season Pionk is beating Jacob Trouba in both points and +/-.

Pionk has looked really good.

 

[DeepFrickinValue]

Where the Helly haters now?

Canucks board.

 

[DeepFrickinValue]

So this Connor guy is quickly turning into our best player.

 

[Gm0ney]

That was quite the TSN Turning Point - Hellebuyck's huge goal line save, immediately followed by Myers fumble and Connor's breakaway goal.

 

[Mbraunm]

Pionk has looked really good.

If this is the real Pionk, then the trade starts to look rather favourable for us.

 

[AlphaLackey]

So this Connor guy is quickly turning into our best player.

the Master Chef and the Chicken Chef