Confirmed with Link: It's Started! (Management firings)

[Big Friggin Dummy]

It's like nobody's seen Rossi write like a 14 year old fanfic writer before.

 

[Pancakes]

Like I have said before, our local media is garbage at breaking stories or having sources.

Almost every time significant news comes out that is actually true we hear it from the well known league insiders first.

 

[AuroraBorealis]

Honestly, Pittsburgh sports media should have a 24/7 live camera feed reality show. It’s insane. I don’t think there are any other cities where the media guys go after *each other* like they do here. I’m sure you’ve heard of the Colin Dunlap and Chris Mack fight rumor? Anyway, that’s a different topic…

Getting video evidence directly contradicting Rossi or Yohe's articles would be hilarious.

 

[Malkinstheman]

Wow this is embarrassing. Straight from Blue's mouth. Bruke told him and his dad personally he was being traded. Yohe and Rossi are such losers

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

Rob Rossi has been supposedly writing Malkin's book for like 17 years now though so he's legit.

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

Wait, wait, wait. Are you telling me Rossi or Yohe fabricated a story to make Hextall look bad and defend their precious Sully wully? Impossible! Not our local media.

 

[Malkinstheman]

I am loving this. DK going all in on them

 

[IcedCapp]

As Sid cradled Teddy’s well-defined cheekbones in his hands, he whispered, “shh, shh baby, that’s not how we do things in Pittsburgh.”

Sid immediately left Teddy and marched straight into Rob Rossi’s foyer where he took out his cellphone and showed Rob texts between Sid and Geno.

Sid then took Rob’s hand and gently caressed it while saying, “THAT is how we do it in Pittsburgh” before murdering Hextall and framing kasperi kapanen

 

[Lust for Life]

As Sid cradled Teddy’s well-defined cheekbones in his hands, he whispered, “shh, shh baby, that’s not how we do things in Pittsburgh.”

Sid immediately left Teddy and marched straight into Rob Rossi’s foyer where he took out his cellphone and showed Rob texts between Sid and Geno.

Sid then took Rob’s hand and gently caressed it while saying, “THAT is how we do it in Pittsburgh” before murdering Hextall and framing kasperi kapanen

you have a future in erotic writing if you ever decide to change careers

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

As Sid cradled Teddy’s well-defined cheekbones in his hands, he whispered, “shh, shh baby, that’s not how we do things in Pittsburgh.”

Sid immediately left Teddy and marched straight into Rob Rossi’s foyer where he took out his cellphone and showed Rob texts between Sid and Geno.

Sid then took Rob’s hand and gently caressed it while saying, “THAT is how we do it in Pittsburgh” before murdering Hextall and framing kasperi kapanen

This is somehow LESS creepy than the actual article.

 

[Sidney the Kidney]

As Sid cradled Teddy’s well-defined cheekbones in his hands, he whispered, “shh, shh baby, that’s not how we do things in Pittsburgh.”

Sid immediately left Teddy and marched straight into Rob Rossi’s foyer where he took out his cellphone and showed Rob texts between Sid and Geno.

Sid then took Rob’s hand and gently caressed it while saying, “THAT is how we do it in Pittsburgh” before murdering Hextall and framing kasperi kapanen

You better copyright this before it ends up as part of Rossi or Yohe's next article.

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

I jokingly say posting Yohe or Rossi stuff should result in a 24hr thread ban, but all joking aside, they're complete dipshits who haven't been right about anything for like... Eternity?

 

[AuroraBorealis]

Fire Rossi...Jesus.
There has to be limits to bullshit from reporters.

 

[IcedCapp]

you have a future in erotic writing if you ever decide to change careers

Wait for part 2 where a despondent Malkin is comforted by Mike Sullivan. Later on, while basking in each other’s warmth, we learn Geno’s favourite position…

F3

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

No exaggeration, Madden, Kingerski, Yohe and Rossi are Eklund tier for me. Just laugh it off kinda shit.

 

[BlindWillyMcHurt]

I remember back in the day on the old official board there was some girl who would make horse/player mashup fanfiction/drawings. Yeah you read that correctly... I have no idea WTF either.

So that was less weird and more informative than Rossi's stuff.

 

[Le Magnifique 66]

DK is on a mission!!!

 

[IcedCapp]

I remember back in the day on the old official board there was some girl who would make horse/player mashup fanfiction/drawings. Yeah you read that correctly... I have no idea WTF either.

So that was less weird and more informative than Rossi's stuff.

Have you seen Sid’s lower half?!? He’s definitely half horse.

 

[Deport Ogie]

I remember back in the day on the old official board there was some girl who would make horse/player mashup fanfiction/drawings. Yeah you read that correctly... I have no idea WTF either.

So that was less weird and more informative than Rossi's stuff.

Thank you for that memory. I certainly did not want to go the rest of my life without that particular recall.

 

[FlightlessBird]

I remember back in the day on the old official board there was some girl who would make horse/player mashup fanfiction/drawings. Yeah you read that correctly... I have no idea WTF either.

So that was less weird and more informative than Rossi's stuff.

I remember her. Konstantin “Kolt”sov!

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

I remember back in the day on the old official board there was some girl who would make horse/player mashup fanfiction/drawings. Yeah you read that correctly... I have no idea WTF either.

So that was less weird and more informative than Rossi's stuff.

Like, centaur? Or... uhhhhh, worse.

 

[IcedCapp]

DK is on a mission!!!

We could have had this for years, but he needed to write alcoholic / gambling insinuations about Despres instead.

Really shows that his coverage is based on how much he likes the GM

 

[Big Friggin Dummy]

You guys are haters, that girl's probably making B A N K drawing furry shit on twitter/tumblr nowadays.

 

[Malkinstheman]

We could have had this for years, but he needed to write alcoholic / gambling insinuations about Despres instead.

Really shows that his coverage is based on how much he likes the GM

Seems to be the case with everyone that covers the Pens

 

[Lust for Life]

Dubas being investigated

NHLPA reviewing Kyle Dubas’ relationship with agent for potential conflict of interest

The NHLPA prohibits certified agents from providing services to officers of NHL clubs, but Dubas’ agent is not NHLPA certified.

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