The Virgin Marner: Does nothing and gets killed for it (harassment)
The Chad Marchand/Mack/Crosby/Jarvis/Hagel/Reinhart/Stone/Bennet/Point/Cirelli/Morissey/Toews/Sanheim/Parayko/Binnington: Does nothing and nobody cares, it's all Marner's fault (they're just flirting)
...and again, Marner is getting heat for not showing up...everyone else you named are also catching heat, but not at Dispy-Doodle's level because they have all AT LEAST SHOWN UP, despite the fact that a few of them probably know that they really shouldn't be here...Marner hasn't even engaged in a puck battle yet, just let's off allowing the opposing player to get it and then tries that horshyte stickpoke...won't even LOOK at a corner...and yet he's been STAPLED to McJesus, THE best player on the Planet, since the tournament began for some unknown f**kin' reason...yup, he scored a 3-on-3 goal with a nice shot...and that's Marner; road hockey hero...our Zegras...EVERY single player you named has played MEANINGFUL Playoff hockey and rose to the occasion when the time came and that's why THEY are here...Marner's here to show that he can transfer over the REGULAR SEASON hockey he plays to this pressure situation...and he's failing miserably, much like he does in the Playoffs every year...there's no denying that Mitch Marner is one of the most talented individuals in the ENTIRE NHL...the issue is that he's a REGULAR SEASON GUY, when the ice is open and dipsy-doodling around works fine; let the OTHERS do the dirty work...THIS is a chance to prove he CAN be a CANADIAN HERO, not just a road hockey one...and he leaves his Heart & Spine at home...classic Mitchy...