I love Turbo to death but this dog is straight up mentally challenged like 95% of the time and 100% gets away with it because she comes in a cute package.
Lately she's decided any bowl of f***ing water needs to be finished and then wants to take a piss 30mins later. Like no shit you daft twat, wtf is she? Part camel? And if you don't take her within that 30mins, this little shit finds random areas to pee and then my house keeper tells me about it and I'm like what the f***? We have a good sense of her timing for her breaks but now with this insane water drinking it's all over the place.
I tried to take the bowl away at 9pm since she goes to bed when my wife does at 11, still wakes us up at 1am or 2am. Tried 7pm, 8pm, same shit. One night she decided she was gonna sing the ballad of her dipshit mix breed if we didn't get her some water, at f***ing 3am.
And you can't even be mad because she has a dumb f***ing cute face.