OT: Gooooooal!! The All-Purpose Association Football Thread #16 - Tis the Season

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Rhodes 81

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Nov 22, 2008
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Atlanta is pushing for an MLS team and their logo is a Silverback Gorilla. That's not asking for racist jokes or anything.
or a public outcry
Silverbacks. Apparently the Atlanta zoo just got some or something. Not exactly anything creative.

this team already exists and has for 14 years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Silverbacks

there's no racist jokes or public outcry now. only reason there would be in the future is from people projecting racial connotations where there aren't any.
 

DatBoyJPP

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I know and people will do that. That's how America works. Most people aren't aware the team exists yet because it plays in a kiddie league.

It won't matter though because New York would get a third team before Atlanta gets one.
 

JerseyGuy276

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I know and people will do that. That's how America works. Most people aren't aware the team exists yet because it plays in a kiddie league.

It won't matter though because New York would get a third team before Atlanta gets one.

The league isn't ready for cities with 2 teams...
 

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this team already exists and has for 14 years.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Atlanta_Silverbacks

there's no racist jokes or public outcry now. only reason there would be in the future is from people projecting racial connotations where there aren't any.

Call me a Eurosnob, but, as a whole, North American soccer clubs really do have the worst names in the sport.

For every good name, there's an equally **** one.

Portland Timbers: Good.
Los Angeles Galaxy: Bad.
Seattle Sounders: Good.
Montreal Impact: Bad.
Vancouver Whitecaps: Good.
San Jose Earthquakes: Bad.
New York Cosmos: Good.
Atlanta Silverbacks: Bad.
Colorado Rapids: Good.
Real Salt Lake: Bad.
Philadelphia Union: Good.
Tampa Bay Rowdies: Bad.

I rest my case.
 

DatBoyJPP

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Good thing nobody cares about your opinion and if you wanted an informed opinion on North American soccer names look at the team that existed pre-1950s.
 

Basement Cat

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I like the Galaxy...

Anyways, I dont really care about the names of sports teams unless they are over the top bad (see: New Orleans Pelicans).

Its just another way for Eurosnobs to pick on MLS. They always go after Real Salt Lake lol.
 

DatBoyJPP

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I like the Galaxy...

Anyways, I dont really care about the names of sports teams unless they are over the top bad (see: New Orleans Pelicans).

Its just another way for Eurosnobs to pick on MLS. They always go after Real Salt Lake lol.

Exactly. Having half the teams in a league just Name of City FC is just as bad. And MLS names are a thousand times better than NBA names.
 

Rhodes 81

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the city of macon, ga used to have a minor league hockey team called the macon whoopee. best name in sports?
 

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Because the Cosmos are from the 70s and are hipster-esque

I won't deny it.

Seeing as I'm strictly a Liverpool supporter when it comes to club soccer and only casually follow RBNY because they're the local professional side, I wouldn't put it beyond me to buy an article of Cosmos swag once the new NASL side makes the move to MLS.

The new Cosmos are going to have the hipster cred a la Brooklyn Nets.
 

DatBoyJPP

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Switching from a Red Bulls supporter to a Cosmos supporter is almost as taboo as going from Arsenal to Liverpool

And the Nets have no hipster cred. Anyone wearing that black and white "swag" is a toolbag
 

njdevsfn95

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Jul 30, 2006
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Call me a Eurosnob, but, as a whole, North American soccer clubs really do have the worst names in the sport.

For every good name, there's an equally **** one.

Portland Timbers: Good.
Los Angeles Galaxy: Bad.
Seattle Sounders: Good.
Montreal Impact: Bad.
Vancouver Whitecaps: Good.
San Jose Earthquakes: Bad.
New York Cosmos: Good.
Atlanta Silverbacks: Bad.
Colorado Rapids: Good.
Real Salt Lake: Bad.
Philadelphia Union: Good.
Tampa Bay Rowdies: Bad.

I rest my case.

Some of the names you picked as "good" i would say are bad.

Resting your case means nothing.
 

GM17*

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any nickname that's ACTUALLY the team's name is just bad.

"Timbers"

****ing really? lol

Not nearly as embarassing as american clubs using "Real" as a prefix though
 

Saugus

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Jun 17, 2009
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Liking or disliking team names is a matter of personal preference, and there's no accounting for taste.

Very few names are objectively bad to damn near everyone, like the Blue Jackets.
 

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