Drunk Santa is in the house at Journey/Def Leppard in Hershey
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ahhh .. thats my idea. I told the fam I want a Santa suit so I can wear it to random events all year round. Currently I have a reindeer suit but its so f***ing hot/sweaty im miserable for more than an hour in here.
Ive worn a Santa hat to a caps game before no where close to christmas time. for whatever thats worth. I love our Captain Obvious fan.
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I was eating my lunch at Cava today downtown Silver spring and looking out the window theres a homeless guy ive seen a bunch. Legit homeless not a gypsy professionnal begger who drives a 2022 honda.
Im eating my lunch .. looking outside at this guy just sitting there and I feel bad. Internal dialogue going on. I debate whether I should buy him a Cava gift card but then maybe he doesnt f*** w like feta or something.
I walk over to Chic Fila and buy a $20 gift card.
I walk back to my guy and from a distance I see this nice lady talking to him, IM guessing offering to buy him Cava.
IM like f***. What should I do.
As I get near him, she had walked inside Cava and he was following. I gave him teh gift card, he said thank you, took it but he has to go.
So anyway .. here I am trying to squeeze $20 worth of "man your such a good guy" comments out of HF bc I didnt get my "im a good guy bc I have money" climax.