StupidGenius
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- Apr 1, 2013
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I'm late to the party, but I'd like to celebrate thusly:
Forgot About Drai
Y'all know me, drafted back in '14, but I been low-key
Hated on by most D pairings with no reads
No steals and no speed, no wheels and blown knees
No hope, no chirps or beaks durin' my cellies
Mad at me, cuz I can find McD
With a pass so sick you could swear I cheat
Got a bod like a Panzer, and it's all full of bräts
Stealing pucks off the walls, sniping shots
Hanging out in my office in front of your net, that's MY crease
Y'all think I'ma product of Hallsy? Oh, please!
Better review those game sheets
Who you think brought y'all out your seats?
Who still thinks we're a one-line team?
PPG, playoff star on an ELC, OT GWG's
And the team that said "Motha**** draft lotteries!"
Gave you a year full of dope feeds
To score as many goals as you could
And when your goalless drought wasn't doing too good
Who's the German they told you to go see?
Y'all better listen up closely
All you posters that said that I'm second best or I needed rest
Y'all are the reason that Drai ain't been getting no sleep
So watch y'all, all of y'all! If y'all can stop me, show me!
Y'all are gonna keep watching Connor and me
Set fire to the whole league
Nowadays, everybody wanna talk
Like Connor's the only guy
But nothin' comes out when they move their lips
As they slowly come to grips
That mother****ers lost 'cause they forgot about Drai