About to enter the WWE era any day now. This might be the last proper broadcast of WWF television that I'm watching on Smackdown. A few thoughts
Reverend D-Von just isn't a good gimmick. Sorry Vince
I get what they're trying to do but this thing with Flair and Austin. I really do. This was a genuinely good idea for a program. But this is burning way, WAAAAAYYYY too long. Fight or shake hands already damn it. I got 2 matches with feet on the ropes Flair didn't see while acting as an official, Big Show turning on Austin while vs NWO and now another match vs NWO but THIS TIME Flair is Austin's partner. We're going on 5 or 6 weeks of this now. I'm about ready to skip the segments and matches all together if this drags on another week.
Look guys it's Randy Orton!!
Planet Stasiak is clearly a punishment gimmick or Vince torturing the poor man because he thinks it's amusing. I haven't heard rhymes this cringeworthy since Heidenreich
Okay Golddust you win. I want to see you and Booker T team up. This is going to be the stupidest thing ever and I want it. You don't say "Not since a young McCauley Culkin was left home alone has anyone ever been so abandoned" to Booker T, make me die of laughter and then not give me more
I forgot how awesome it is hearing Tazz do his oohs and ahhs during a match. I never thought anything could top King hitting the high note with his little shrieks but Tazz is so damn good
Speaking of King... My GOD this guy's gimmick is a walking sexual harassment lawsuit. I don't know how much of it Jerry Lawler meant. But holy shit I can't believe how much they have let him get away with over the years. From whistling at women, openly soliciting sex, probably 80 politically incorrect quips and turning of phrases (but they're funny as hell) to calling Kane a Pejorative Slur (good on the censors here I hate the R word) this guy should have been cancelled harder than a comedy on Fox. I've been meaning to say this for a long time too but wow LMAO. Jerry is like a golden kind of trash you don't EVER throw away
I'm cheering hard for Big Albert to get some traction here with this heel turn. You did great as the hip hop hippo. Go kill some guys with the big angry heel gimmick
Scotty may never hit the worm again. Him going like 86 years without hitting that maneuver and giving their song "You look fly today" to Rikishi hurt the Too Cool gimmick long before Grand Master lost his place in WWF. For a brief shining moment they were drawing heat on par with Rock and Austin during their matches