Wow. You genuinely put together a really great post, then closed it by trolling again. It's like cooking a really great meal and serving it in a dirty diaper. I was totally on board til that last sentence...
Which of those do you disagree with lol?
Mantha - picked up this year but pretty sure if he came back at half his salary half of caps fans would still be pissed off. Almost everyone loved the acquisition initially though since he was le big.
TVR - great pickup of a nonspectacular 3rd pairing defenseman when he cost 900k and was able to hold his own without being overwhelmed in between bouts of scratches. Which is about what he was paid his entire career. Once his contract runs out you let him go and find another 900k TVR (Benoit, Burroughs, Mahura, Kovacevic, Gustafsson (hey we did that one too!), etc) instead of paying him 3 million to play on your 3rd pairing without him being some kind of Schenn/Doug Murray type physical leadership or PP unicorn that has a disproportionate impact on your team.
Sandin - inferior to Gustafsson who was traded for him in addition to a 1st in a very juicy draft and Gustafsson is hardly a great NHL D, but at least he's cheap, can skate and fit well. Sandin is Ryan Ellis' scouting profile without the attributes (insane shot, insane PP vision, Josi/Ekholm as partner) that let Ryan Ellis ultimately break out and play at a top pairing level for Nashville. Small, average skater, tries to be physical at times but because he's small and slow he's ineffective at it when it comes to hitting and largely useless when trying to clear the crease. You pretty much need Adam Fox tier hockey IQ to be an impact defenseman with Sandin's physical tools and muffin point shot and his IQ is, well, not great not terrible. Had a great assist stretch last year after getting acquired but has fallen back down to earth as expected. Very much a just kind of there defenseman who is passable enough at everything to be a regular but doesn't elevate a team and has to battle his meh size and skating every shift. It will probably take you a bit longer to get tired of him like it did with 55 and 39 but unless he takes a radical stride forward (which he has much less of a reason to given his new contract), you absolutely will, so long as you have any expectations for him now that he's making almost what Orlov was on his last deal with us. Add enough overpayments like these and you can't afford the level of elite players other top end teams have. When you look at teams like Tampa or Vegas being in cap hell its generally not guys like Kucherov or Point or Stamkos or Eichel or Pietrangelo that they want to get rid of.
And this likely will remain as the only section these two can be seen in the same sentence.. cant imagine BM targeting someone with NTC and pending contract, that would require all our best current+future assets to trade for.
Again, people thinking Marner could be had for secondary pieces like the Jensens and Dowds and B-prospects are pipe dreaming. Its something along side Wilson+Leonard kind of offer to get it done and maybe even that gets outbid, likely just to see Marner block the trade or take it and walk to the free agency to test his value.
I can see us kicking the tires for Necas. Maybe Ehlers, Buchnevich. Even giving a call to Reinharts agent. But Marner isnt happening.
He's an 11 million dollar winger who has an NMC and is Toronto's designated playoff scapegoat. The market for him is very small and no one will offer up anyone like Leonard. Though I wouldn't mind trading Wilson+ for him. Unfortunately at this point Wilson is held to a different set of rules that strip him of much of his effectiveness in the playoffs. We saw it firsthand this year when the raggots were injuring a player per game and all Wilson could do was growl at them because any attempt at retaliation would be flirting with a 5 minute major followed by a 20 game suspension. Its not (entirely) his fault but it is what it is at this point. Just teams baiting him into getting penalized/suspended on routine physical plays and him being forced to sit there and not take the bait, while guys like Panarin get away with throwing dirty hits on our players let alone Rempes or Troubas. I'm not even taking him potentially breaking down halfway into his contract into account, just the simple fact that he has a bullseye from the league unlike anyone else.
But the good thing the Caps have going for them is their biggest hole is a high end two way RW, and the market just happens to be saturated with high end/top 6 RWs. Any of those would be a pretty good upgrade, however Necas is set on playing center and will command more than he's worth in terms of divisional trade assets + contract, as he's a fairly flawed 50 point player with one outlier season and, well, potential.
Ovechkin Strome X (Marner, Ehlers, Buchnevich, Tarasenko, Reinhart, Necas, DeBrusk, Schmaltz, Toffoli, Duchene, Konecny, hell could just be Leonard signing)
Milano
Lapierre Wilson (no way org trades him realistically)
Protas
McMichael Miroschinenko
Malenstyn Dowd Kubel/whatever
The bolded players they will definitely realistically keep, while the rest could either be trade bait for the right players (Protas, Dowd, Malenstyn) or could realistically be upgraded (Milano). I'd move McMichael or Wilson for the right player as well but I doubt the org would (McMichael that is, they're pretty much married to Wilson for better or worse).