francaisvolantsparis
Registered User
*Scorching hot take alert!*
For the folks keeping track at home that need to keep up:
1) Lars Eller sucks and is ECHL caliber
2) Jonas Siegenthaler is an ECHL player
3) Kuznetsov and Ovehckin are the best PKers on the team
4) Nick Backstrom's 23 points in 20 games during the SC run is equivalent to John Carlson going -11 while the Caps flame out in the first round
5) The front office ruined Ovechkin's chances at an early SC, not because they couldn't field a competitive defense, but because they "wasted" 1st round draft picks.
6) Clearly you need to devise a formula to build a SC winning defense!
7) Nic Dowd is better at ES than Connor McDavid
8) Travis Boyd is better than Nick Backstrom
And that's only what I can think of off the top of my head
It is ~95% correct. You can add:
9) LuJo will never play 10 straight NHL games
10) Feherhary and Samsonov are future NHL HHoFs
11) Faceoffs and Penalty kill philia is a joke
12) Holtby is a bad goalie
13) Eller cannot pass the puck he destroys his linemates
14) 'Kempny is broken' theory is a joke
15) Vanecek and Copley are average AHL goaltenders
16) Panic is a top6 NHL forward