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krutovsdonut said:
the hell kind of work do you do with middle schoolers?
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Clearly y'all don't teach.

Source: Trust me bro also my mum's a teacher.

My favourite story of hers is a kid she stopped and tore a strip off in the hall for singing "I can show you the world...I can show you my penis." To the tune of Aladdin's "A Whole New World". Shouts to that kid. That's f***ing hilarious.
 
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DFAC said:
I miss being in middle school... no responsibilities at all and not a worry in the world. Just playing SSB on Gamecube all day. Good times
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Super Mario Strikers or bust. That game f***ing HIT.

Speaking of hit, that Rantanen trade was NOT it. I hope a thousand blights on the state of Texas, but Ted Cruz is the governor. That's punishment enough.
 
Reverend Mayhem said:
Super Mario Strikers or bust. That game f***ing HIT.

Speaking of hit, that Rantanen trade was NOT it. I hope a thousand blights on the state of Texas, but Ted Cruz is the governor. That's punishment enough.
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I used to terrorize my roommates with Strikers. I'd regularly win 10-0 and I think I only ever lost like twice. I could score off the kickoff seemingly at will. They went nuts the first time I lost.
 
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I used to terrorize my roommates with Strikers. I'd regularly win 10-0 and I think I only ever lost like twice. I could score off the kickoff seemingly at will. They went nuts the first time I lost.
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Every time I played Smash Bros. it felt weird.

Like 4 dudes in one room jerking themselves off weird. It's an insanely fast game where you it's tantamount to button-mashing.

At least Strikers required some element of strategy like chess. But I figured out how to GOAT Luigi with a bunch of toads and timed my super strikers with ultimate precision. I think I may have drove a friend mad beating him with a last minute well-timed super strike 3-2.
 
After reading some scouting write ups if Brock gets traded these are some prospects Id be happy to see the Vancouver Canucks target:


LA -> Koehn Ziemmer
Winnipeg-> Colby Barlow
Minnesota-> Ohgren / Yurov
Toronto-> Cowan

Sure these might be dream scenarios but a portion of these guys were in clubs top 5/10 prospect pool and the writeups seemed generally positive
 
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Reverend Mayhem said:
Every time I played Smash Bros. it felt weird.

Like 4 dudes in one room jerking themselves off weird. It's an insanely fast game where you it's tantamount to button-mashing.

At least Strikers required some element of strategy like chess. But I figured out how to GOAT Luigi with a bunch of toads and timed my super strikers with ultimate precision. I think I may have drove a friend mad beating him with a last minute well-timed super strike 3-2.
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I stopped using super Strikers, just good old fashioned goals

edit: I also exclusively used Waluigi because of his crotch showing off being hilarious, but he's also the #1 character
 
Reverend Mayhem said:
Every time I played Smash Bros. it felt weird.

Like 4 dudes in one room jerking themselves off weird. It's an insanely fast game where you it's tantamount to button-mashing.

At least Strikers required some element of strategy like chess. But I figured out how to GOAT Luigi with a bunch of toads and timed my super strikers with ultimate precision. I think I may have drove a friend mad beating him with a last minute well-timed super strike 3-2.
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Finally i meet someone else who doesn’t enjoy Smash

Thought i was the only one
 
No f in Way they are serious about trading Petterson.

No f in way. I think Alvin really just testing the waters right now. Serious wtf bros, at this point we should just get rid of Tochet. Everyone's stats seems to get killed by him.
 
LemonSauceD said:
wtf I passed out for 4 hours and I wake up to rantanen to Dallas?
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I can’t imagine this has unfolded in a way that Colorado is happy about. Rantanen ending up with their chief rival in the central is a disaster.

Such a weird trade to begin with. Especially if one believes it was made with JT Miller in Colorado’s mind originally.
 
StickShift said:
I can’t imagine this has unfolded in a way that Colorado is happy about. Rantanen ending up with their chief rival in the central is a disaster.

Such a weird trade to begin with. Especially if one believes it was made with JT Miller in Colorado’s mind originally.
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I actually wouldn’t be surprised if Carolina tries to send those assets back our way in an attempt for Pettersson. They’ve for whatever reason aren’t able to attract or retain players they’ve traded for (Guentzel, Rantanen) and Pettersson being cost controlled is valuable to them.
 
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MarkusNaslund19 said:
The turning everything into homoerotic fodder thing is endlessly fresh and doesn't remind me of working with middle schoolers at all.

To be clear, it's not a bad form of humor and one i use with my friends at times but could we possibly, maybe, slow it down so it isn't 15% of all posts on this board?
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Kiss me.
 
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Now Dregers saying there is no deal for Rantanen. This is why I don’t bother with the tdl. I’ll check in at the end of the day
 
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Like the player but also very replaceable. Not sure on his exact value?

Has term next year but on a good contract.

Maybe a 3rd? Or decent prospect?

Think Raty could fill that spot.
 
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