They all sound the same because there’s only so many ways to say the very limited and narrow message they want to get across. If I asked 5 of you to write a narrow message saying you did nothing wrong, you will cooperate, and there won’t be any further statements…you’d all come up with something similar on your own
I do find the ones helpful that state “I literally was nowhere near this!”
I do find the ones helpful that state “I literally was nowhere near this!”