Nonis watching the game tonight:
shiiiiiii, I'm just gonna do it
Nonis: Hey Shanny, just give it to me straight... do I have a job?
Shanaban: What, no congrats on the new job? Sorry man, I'm already putting feelers out for replacements. Nothing personal.
Nonis: replacement
S? As in plural?
Shanaban: uhhh, guess I let that slip. You wouldn't believe how ridiculously unqualified I am... Almost as ridiculous as the salary they offered me!!! But yeah, everyone's gonna be replaced.
Shanaban: Sorry man. But listen, if you find a new gig somewhere this summer hit me up at the draft, we'll be unloading your favourite players.
Nonis: What the hell, why won't anyone believe me? Those contracts are bargains! Whatever man, enjoy getting Eiffel Towered by Rogers and Bell.
2 mins later:
Nonis: Hey Burkie. How's that GM hunt going?
Burke: Lol, these fools think I'm actually gonna hire someone. No way man, I have to show those tards at Rogers and Bell what their rebuild could've looked like if they hadn't fired me.
Nonis: (
*Thinking to himself* but your doing it completely different than here) I hate Rogers and Bell too! And I can't stand the thought of working for Shanaban, remember all those suspensions he gave us while he laughed about Lucic running through goalies?! Hey remember this?
*sends pic*
Nonis: The dream team! Hey, if you're sticking around in Calgary I'd totally ditch MLSE to reunite the dream team.
Burke: Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah, well as you've probably deduced by this point I've figured out how to operate these "phone berries" or whatever they're called myself, so I really don't need you anymore.
Nonis: Come on man!
Burke: Nice signings this year... How many times did I tell you about long term contracts!
Nonis: ummmmmmm
Burke: HOW. MANY.
Nonis: 4! Was it 4 times?
Burke: We're done here.