Confirmed with Link: [AZ/OTT] Jakob Chychrun in exchange for a conditional first in ’23, a conditional second in ’24, & a 2nd in ‘26

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I don’t want chychrun to get hurt, but I would like to see sens fans suffer for all the shit we got yesterday
 
I learned today that we also have to cheer for Ottawa to miss the playoffs. Just too much of a burden to bear with watching this Coyotes team over achieve this year.
 
All the hate we're receiving gave me an idea for a new name. I'm sure relocationists will love being reminded that their dollars fund us.

One of the true problems with the NHL is that its revenue sharing is a joke compared to the real leagues. The NHL is in the 20% range last I had heard. NFL, MLB, NBA are all 50+. If we ever had decent revenue sharing the league itself would probably start to take off just from half the teams no longer struggling to break even.
 
And haters do hate.They just opened a threat in general forum about (poor) State of Arizona Coyotes.I usually don't troll but I can't wait for Leafs to lose in another 1st round.
Please....please Tempe....approve that stadium
 
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I learned today that we also have to cheer for Ottawa to miss the playoffs. Just too much of a burden to bear with watching this Coyotes team over achieve this year.
There's another way. There's always another way.

a) Sens get hot, win a bunch of games but narrowly miss the playoffs. They win a draft lottery and move from 16 to 6. Bill wears matching blue suits with his scouting staff. Rejoice.

b) Sens get hot, win a bunch of games and make it to the semis. We pick super late in 23' but at least the '24 2nd gets upgraded to a 1st (top 10 protected). Chychrun blows out his knee while doing box jumps in the gym with Stutzle, who also blows out his knee. The Sens finish 9th worst in '24 so the '24 1st (top 10 protected) is transferred to '25 1st (unprotected). Stutzle picks up an aggressive fungal infection while recovering his knee in hospital. Doctors are baffled because the strain of fungus was previously incapable of surviving in the warmth of a human body. Climate change helped evolve the fungal strain to attack the entire Sens lineup and we draft 1 OA with their pick in '25. Chychrun proves that consuming raw liver is key to thriving in the next pandemic. Bill wears matching blue suits with his scouting staff. Rejoice.
 

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