You appear to be relishing repeatedly taking digs at the Montreal situation, but I am not convinced that the team will suck next season or even the one after that. The Canadiens have Price, Weber, Galchenyuk, Pacioretty, Drouin and Alzner. That's a pretty good nucleus. Julien remains a good coach, too. I expect Montreal to be very competitive.
I expect them to be irrelevant.
They have Cap space to improve though but it will need to be in a trade cause there is no good UFA left. Maybe next summer they take a run at some really good with their Cap space+Plekanec 6M that comes off the book. But Price will have a 4M increase starting next year so almost all of that Plekanec 6M will go to Price+his replacement and Paccioretty the year after will also get a big bump from his 4.5M Cap hit.
As for the players you listed, Alzner wouldn't even be brought by Habs fan to predict why they will be competitive and the majority don't like his signing, especially the term.
They have no puck moving D, No good two way C like Julien like for his system and a lack of scoring.
They may sneak in because of Price and Clode but they are no threat to anyone in the East. Bruins in much much better shape for this season and the near futur.