If we ever need to console ourselves regarding the recent high draft picks there is this.. Laf, Kakko, Anderson (our AHL guy)
The scary thing was that the Rangers apparently wanted Elias Pettersson at #7 but he got snatched by Vancouver at #5.
I forgot my other joke about "Let's see if the Rangers can win a playoff series when the other team has their starting goaltender" after they beat the Penguins with DeSmith/Domingue and Carolina with Raanta/Kochetkov last year. And then the Devils willingly put in their #3 to turn the series around.
Dear lord the 90s had some god awful drafts.
I blame myself since that's when I started collecting hockey cards. 1996 was so bad that the announcers didn't bother trying to put lipstick on a pig. 1999 had the usual optimism but turned out awful.
The USSR collapsing was definitely a part of it. After that huge influx of Russian talent in the early 90's, there was big void for most of the decade. I remember ESPN doing a show following some of the Russian NHLers going back. There was one segment with Darius Kasparaitis showing their rink/locker room and it was worse than my beer league rink. I also read once that Sweden started losing top athletes to soccer in the 90's and it was Sweden's gold medal win in 1994 that got hockey back on the tracks. So that's why there's been this renaissance of Swedes born in the late 90's.
Not sure why the American/Canadian crops were so bad in some of those years. Sometimes it's a bad sign when a D goes #1 and that happened four times (Hamrlik-Jovanovski-Berard-Phillips) in five years.
Edit: Here's the ESPN/Russia segment that burned a spot in my memory.